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"*flick* quit your whinging and go to sleep ?? " Just turn the ruddy light off... | |||
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Turns light back on... | |||
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"It's the light from your screen numb nuts "If you'd turned up last night, my nuts would have been numb and id be fast asleep. Lights off! Thank you | |||
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"It's the light from your screen numb nuts " | |||
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"Do you want the landing light left on so you can find the little boys room in night" I've got a potty, so please, lights off... | |||
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"Awww a potty for ur botty does it play a tune when you weewee" Yes it does, the tune it plays is Nite, Nite sleep tight. LIGHTS!!! | |||
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"Have you got teddy and blanky " Blanky is with me, teddy is out playing because William and Benjamin are on the piss in the garden looking for there pot. LIGHTS.. | |||
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"Night John Boy "Goodnight Grandma! | |||
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"Finally the lights are off. So please oh please, can someone draw the bloody curtains I'm trying to sleep here argh!!" At least you won't roll out of bed if you been browsing here. | |||
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 It has become extremely trying this non sleeping thing..
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"Can someone please turn the light off. Thank you "After 8 f$^*ing weeks I hope the OP has got to sleep by now | |||
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"Here we go again. Lickety, Zoya and the rest of you forumites can you turn the lights off and be quite. Some of us need to sleep "When have I ever been quiet? | |||
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"I cant sleep with the lights on.. in fact I cant sleep when they off either It has become extremely trying this non sleeping thing..
Night MrMan "I was about to nod of there, and your night Mr man woke me up | |||
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"Can someone please turn the light off. Thank you
After 8 f$^*ing weeks I hope the OP has got to sleep by now "Its people like you who's got no consideration for who need to and want to get to sleep. Quite! | |||
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"I cant sleep with the lights on.. in fact I cant sleep when they off either It has become extremely trying this non sleeping thing..
Night MrMan
I was about to nod of there, and your night Mr man woke me up "They women are never happy.... | |||
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"I cant sleep with the lights on.. in fact I cant sleep when they off either It has become extremely trying this non sleeping thing..
Night MrMan
I was about to nod of there, and your night Mr man woke me up
They women are never happy.... "say* | |||
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"Would a massage help?" Normally I would love to have a massage. But would I get any sleep  | |||
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"Sleep is for wimps" You of all should know I need to get some sleep for my early morning perv  | |||
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"It's time to get up, could someone turn the light on so I can see? Ta." Excuse me mate, some of us are still trying to sleep here Its not all about you, try think of others for once, Lights! | |||
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"I thought the OP always slept with the light on because he was afraid of the dark "Its the lights that I'm afraid of when I'm trying to sleep, so please Light bulb off! | |||
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"It's time to get up, could someone turn the light on so I can see? Ta. Excuse me mate, some of us are still trying to sleep here Its not all about you, try think of others for once, Lights! "You've been asleep for 47 weeks man. Are you the bastard love child of rip van winkle and sleeping beauty???????? | |||
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"It's time to get up, could someone turn the light on so I can see? Ta. Excuse me mate, some of us are still trying to sleep here Its not all about you, try think of others for once, Lights!
You've been asleep for 47 weeks man.
Are you the bastard love child of rip van winkle and sleeping beauty????????"Its a first for me been called a bastard, well from a man anyway
Love child all good,
Now that you know my lineage,
Be a mate, lights! | |||
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"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory. " Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture | |||
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"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory. Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture "It was a face split into two,so close | |||
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"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory. Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture
It was a face split into two,so close "Well after that, turn your lights off and maybe both of us could get an extra 15 mins sleep. Lights! | |||
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"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory. Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture
It was a face split into two,so close
Well after that, turn your lights off and maybe both of us could get an extra 15 mins sleep.
Lights! "DIY FGS | |||
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"I had 15 minutes of sleep last night before waking up from a horribly graphic nightmare. My heart was banging and the last image is still ingrained in my memory. Hopefully it wasn't my Aviator picture
It was a face split into two,so close
Well after that, turn your lights off and maybe both of us could get an extra 15 mins sleep.
Lights!
DIY FGS "My lights are off, its your ruddy chandeliers that's keeping me up. So! Thank you in advance. | |||
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"*turns on wand and starts to moan loudly as Ido* xxx "I'm very happy for you, but can you do it in the dark please x | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you" Fuck off and go to sleep then and ssssssssh I'm trying to read x | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you" Join in the fun, it will soon send you to sleep.... | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Fuck off and go to sleep then and ssssssssh I'm trying to read x" I blame the comprehensive education, for your lack of communication skills, Its F.c.u.k French connection uk, you ignorant person Now turn the light off and read your ruddy book in daylight | |||
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"It's Saturday. You've got another hour before you get to complain. Tuck me in and I promise to be quiet. " I'll tuck you in, if you promise to sleep with the lights off | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you" Still?! | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Fuck off and go to sleep then and ssssssssh I'm trying to read x I blame the comprehensive education, for your lack of communication skills, Its F.c.u.k French connection uk, you ignorant person Now turn the light off and read your ruddy book in daylight" Tut....dreadful isn't it.  | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Join in the fun, it will soon send you to sleep.... "I have , and its put my brain to sleep, but my eyes are wide awake, So lights please | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Still?!" That's correct, they still have the lights on | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Still?! That's correct, they still have the lights on "Perhaps you need to be more stern with your request,don't ask tell! | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Still?! That's correct, they still have the lights on "Dimmed them down with the dimmer switch....is that any better.. | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Still?! That's correct, they still have the lights on
Perhaps you need to be more stern with your request,don't ask tell!"Then they would say I'm a black bull | |||
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Still?! That's correct, they still have the lights on
Perhaps you need to be more stern with your request,don't ask tell!
Then they would say I'm a black bull
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"Excuse me forumnites, could you be so kind, and stop your chatting, and turn the lights off please, I'm trying to sleep here Thank you Still?! That's correct, they still have the lights on
Perhaps you need to be more stern with your request,don't ask tell!
Then they would say I'm a black bull
Sorry bully"Sometimes it's the only way... | |||
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"Who turned the lights out .. who who " Nobody yet..... | |||
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"Who turned the lights out .. who who Nobody yet..... "good job its not sleep time yet | |||
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"Who turned the lights out .. who who Nobody yet.....
good job its not sleep time yet"Yeah.. but it is! | |||
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"Who turned the lights out .. who who Nobody yet.....
good job its not sleep time yet
Yeah.. but it is! "Thankyou, so if you start , hopefully the rest will follow LIGHTS!! | |||
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"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please? "Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me? | |||
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"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?
Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me? "Not if he is filling the toilet up with big ones | |||
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"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?
Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me?
Not if he is filling the toilet up with big ones "Excuse me, I think your both on the wrong thread, the thread you need is over there, and when your over there could you tell them to turn the ruddy light off. Thanks! | |||
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"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?
Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me?
Not if he is filling the toilet up with big ones
Excuse me, I think your both on the wrong thread, the thread you need is over there, and when your over there could you tell them to turn the ruddy light off.
Thanks!"Tut.....No respect.... | |||
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"Will you lot just keep the fucking noise down please?
Party at Ram Raiders, anybody with me?
Not if he is filling the toilet up with big ones
Excuse me, I think your both on the wrong thread, the thread you need is over there, and when your over there could you tell them to turn the ruddy light off.
Thanks!
Tut.....No respect.... "Is the lazy fecker out of bed yet? | |||
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"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed "I'm glad you can, but with those illegal European unregulated 100w bulbs you've got there, could you turn the lights off please I'm trying to sleep Thanks x | |||
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"Lickety Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off Thanks " If you go to sleep the rest of us will be awake.
I'll give you a lovely satin padded eye mask and tuck you in.
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"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed
I'm glad you can, but with those illegal European unregulated 100w bulbs you've got there, could you turn the lights off please
I'm trying to sleep
Thanks x"I only have candles... Fork handles | |||
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"Lickety Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off Thanks If you go to sleep the rest of us will be awake.
I'll give you a lovely satin padded eye mask and tuck you in.
"You know I love you dearly, but I don't give a rats glutious Maximus, about you guys been awake I need sleep And having satin against my skin gives a reaction towards my tonka, and i definitely won't get any sleep So light's please x | |||
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"but i like the lightson "When playing doctors and nurses. But we're playing good night, sleep tight Lights! | |||
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"Lickety Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off Thanks If you go to sleep the rest of us will be awake.
I'll give you a lovely satin padded eye mask and tuck you in.
You know I love you dearly, but I don't give a rats glutious Maximus, about you guys been awake I need sleep
And having satin against my skin gives a reaction towards my tonka, and i definitely won't get any sleep
So light's please x"It's nearly six years and I'm only just learning that satin switches you on. | |||
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"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed
I'm glad you can, but with those illegal European unregulated 100w bulbs you've got there, could you turn the lights off please
I'm trying to sleep
Thanks x
I only have candles... Fork handles "It was Marilyn Monroe, or Mae West who said put your lips together and blow. So please Lights! | |||
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"Lickety Could you tell your foraminate friends, I'm decent guy, so could they use the light switch, and turn the lights off Thanks If you go to sleep the rest of us will be awake.
I'll give you a lovely satin padded eye mask and tuck you in.
You know I love you dearly, but I don't give a rats glutious Maximus, about you guys been awake I need sleep
And having satin against my skin gives a reaction towards my tonka, and i definitely won't get any sleep
So light's please x
It's nearly six years and I'm only just learning that satin switches you on. "Lights out NOW!! | |||
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"grab yourself a duvet and cover that full moon
(kill the light....)"My moon likes to feel free, and I sleep on my back, and as I've got thin eye lids Lights!! Thankyou x | |||
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"grab yourself a duvet and cover that full moon
(kill the light....)
My moon likes to feel free, and I sleep on my back, and as I've got thin eye lids
Lights!!
Thankyou x"mind you it looks more like a total eclipse
goodnight! | |||
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"grab yourself a duvet and cover that full moon
(kill the light....)
My moon likes to feel free, and I sleep on my back, and as I've got thin eye lids
Lights!!
Thankyou x
mind you it looks more like a total eclipse
goodnight!"Thankyou for switching your lights off Goodnite x | |||
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"LIGHTS ON - WAKEY WAKEY !!!!! "Lights on Lightson. | |||
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"LIGHTS ON - WAKEY WAKEY !!!!! "I hadn't finished sleeping and you turned the ruddy lights on. So do me a favour lights | |||
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"LIGHTS ON - WAKEY WAKEY !!!!!
Lights on Lightson. "And please don't follow these lot, Lights off lightsoff  | |||
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"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now?" I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep. So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please! | |||
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"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now? I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep. So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please!" Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes? | |||
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"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now? I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep. So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please! Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes? "Get the strobe lights on. | |||
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"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now? I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep. So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please! Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?
Get the strobe lights on.
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"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now? I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep. So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please! Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?
Get the strobe lights on.
"Showing your age now! | |||
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"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now? I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep. So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please! Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?
Get the strobe lights on.
Showing your age now!"I'm always showing my age... but the OP is older than me. | |||
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"Shouldn't you be out of bed by now? I should be, but the ruddy perverts who are fab won't turn the flipping lights off, so I can't get good nights sleep. So I thankyou for your concern, so to get my final hours of sleep, could you do me a favour and turn your lights off please! Right you've had your hour, we can switch the lights back on now, yes?
Get the strobe lights on.
Showing your age now!
I'm always showing my age... but the OP is older than me. "More strobe lights then! | |||
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"Shhh! Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here Thankyou " You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind? | |||
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"Shhh! Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here Thankyou You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind? "It is winter i guess | |||
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"Shhh! Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here Thankyou You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?
It is winter i guess "True enough...teach him to build a nest in the lounge though won't it? rarely quiet enough to kip in here like! | |||
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"Shhh! Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here Thankyou You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind? "Untill I get 42 weeks and a days sleep. But because of tigeecub and her cohorts and now yourself turning the lights on to see what's happened in awake. So please off | |||
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"Shhh! Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here Thankyou You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?
Untill I get 42 weeks and a days sleep.
But because of tigeecub and her cohorts and now yourself turning the lights on to see what's happened in awake.
So please
off"Dude! You bedded down in the lounge! We're noisy sods in here you know | |||
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"Shhh! Can you keep the noise down please, one's trying to sleep here Thankyou You've been undisturbed for 42 weeks man! How much of a lay in do you need?! You a hibernating bear of some kind?
Untill I get 42 weeks and a days sleep.
But because of tigeecub and her cohorts and now yourself turning the lights on to see what's happened in awake.
So please
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"*turns the music up* " *moves the table to the side* we getting a dance floor on the go? | |||
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"*turns the music up* " Times like these I need the mediators to do something constructive and turn your ruddy lights of for 48hrs (like they've done to me twice) So please Lights off! | |||
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"*turns the music up* *moves the table to the side* we getting a dance floor on the go? " You mean no dancing on tables \o/ | |||
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"*turns the music up* Times like these I need the mediators to do something constructive and turn your ruddy lights of for 48hrs (like they've done to me twice) So please Lights off!" Dont worry we have phones and speakers if that happens | |||
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"Paaaaaaaarty. " Oi!! Piss off, not here, find somewhere else to party, like world wide So good night | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol "Hic......hic........ Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am. | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am. "Share pretty please | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol "If you go to message board, site help And there you can find where the party's at for you and your vagabonds. So go and when your leaving can you turn the lights off please Thank you | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
If you go to message board, site help
And there you can find where the party's at for you and your vagabonds.
So go and when your leaving can you turn the lights off please
Thank you "No! | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.
Share pretty please "I've got sambuca and JD left. | |||
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"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on. " And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please! Lights | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.
Share pretty please
I've got sambuca and JD left."I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.
Share pretty please
I've got sambuca and JD left.
I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on "Even better. I'll make them doubles | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.
Share pretty please
I've got sambuca and JD left.
I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on
Even better.
I'll make them doubles "Just one at a time... shot that is | |||
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"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on. And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please! Lights " Need someone to spit on your hand for you? | |||
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"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on. And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please! Lights Need someone to spit on your hand for you? "I dont think its his hand he'll want lubricating | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights!" Told you lights broken. I can lend you a blindfold and earplugs if need be | |||
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"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on. And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please! Lights Need someone to spit on your hand for you?
I dont think its his hand he'll want lubricating "And for your information I don't spit, Unlike most of you LIGHTS!! | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.
Share pretty please
I've got sambuca and JD left.
I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on
Even better.
I'll make them doubles
Just one at a time... shot that is "Better to go two at a time | |||
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"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on. And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please! Lights Need someone to spit on your hand for you?
I dont think its his hand he'll want lubricating
And for your information I don't spit,
Unlike most of you
LIGHTS!!"Fairy lights? I have lots. Ill put them up for you. Did you want coloured flashing ones or non flashing white ones? | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.
Share pretty please
I've got sambuca and JD left.
I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on
Even better.
I'll make them doubles
Just one at a time... shot that is
Better to go two at a time "Your right must be balanced | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.
Share pretty please
I've got sambuca and JD left.
I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on
Even better.
I'll make them doubles
Just one at a time... shot that is
Better to go two at a time
Your right must be balanced "You must keep both hands busy........... With the drinks of course. | |||
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"Whos hiding all the alcohol
Hic......hic........
Wanst me hosent, I'm nto as drnuk as you thnik i am.
Share pretty please
I've got sambuca and JD left.
I lose all my inhibitions when i have shots. Bring them on
Even better.
I'll make them doubles
Just one at a time... shot that is
Better to go two at a time
Your right must be balanced
You must keep both hands busy...........
With the drinks of course. "Lets nit forget the mouth being busy too | |||
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"*hiccups loudly* Sorry. "Ere! You been into my JD? | |||
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"*hiccups loudly* Sorry. "Join the party | |||
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"It's a well documented fact that men can't wank with the lights on. And they cant sleep with woman nattering in the background, so please! Lights Need someone to spit on your hand for you?
I dont think its his hand he'll want lubricating
And for your information I don't spit,
Unlike most of you
LIGHTS!!"Ah, a Vaseline man | |||
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"*hiccups loudly* Sorry.
Ere! You been into my JD? "Ereeeee! No. But I do have a loud stuffed up nose and a NOISY cough. | |||
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"*hiccups loudly* Sorry.
Join the party "Oh I am | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights!" I see no decent men here | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights! I see no decent men here "Decent men where? Oh you said no decent men  | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights! I see no decent men here "Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin' | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights! I see no decent men here
Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin' "You mean no debauched thoughts | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights! I see no decent men here
Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin' "But, do you wipe the spray from around the rim too? | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights! I see no decent men here
Decent men where? Oh you said no decent men "They're all filth. Utter filth . | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights! I see no decent men here
Decent men where? Oh you said no decent men
They're all filth. Utter filth ."But theres good filth and bad filth | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights! I see no decent men here
Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin'
You mean no debauched thoughts "I have a mind full of those. | |||
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"Can you lady's (I use the term lightly) please vacate, the room there are decent men trying to sleep, So please take your thoughts of debauchery and illicit drinking next door to swingers chat. Thankyou, lights! I see no decent men here
Ex squeeze me, I'll have you know I'm thoroughly decent. I always put the seat down n everythin'
You mean no debauched thoughts
I have a mind full of those."Phew thought the world had gone mad | |||
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"Where are the mediators when you want them, If I was to say I put salad cream on my chips id get a ban And we have people who are not men, light boarding me (equivalent to water boarding) And all ive ever asked them is off"Havr the blindfold. Cant promise we will all stay off the bed though | |||
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"Where are the mediators when you want them, If I was to say I put salad cream on my chips id get a ban And we have people who are not men, light boarding me (equivalent to water boarding) And all ive ever asked them is off"Hush your noise, it's ruining the mojo. | |||
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"Where are the mediators when you want them, If I was to say I put salad cream on my chips id get a ban And we have people who are not men, light boarding me (equivalent to water boarding) And all ive ever asked them is off
Hush your noise, it's ruining the mojo. "Hes making more noise than tge rest of us with sll tge shouting | |||
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"Ooops looks like the sambuka got to me "Yay, now I take advantage | |||
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"Ooops looks like the sambuka got to me
Yay, now I take advantage "Where'd those hands come from | |||
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