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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of them have lovely harpoons "
My friend and I are going to the beach again soon. I told him that I want to be harpooned. It's my new analogy for sex on the beach....not as easily mixed up with cocktails either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes the number of sexy men on here is just overwhaleming
Your overconfidence makes me feel orcaward
Sorry. Didn't mean to make you blubber."
Whatever. You're only here for the sperms.
Yeah I know that didn't work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes the number of sexy men on here is just overwhaleming
Your overconfidence makes me feel orcaward
Sorry. Didn't mean to make you blubber.
Whatever. You're only here for the sperms.
Yeah I know that didn't work "
Hmm. Fancy a humpback?
(Yeah, that didn't really work either) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That wank was amazing n you will all be pleased to hear Master has sobered up 
To the beautiful Anna anon funny how your pics are always in the top fabbed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I thought I was a twat. Just goes to show. Never underestimate yourself. LOL
We've both been out-twatted! The strangest Thursday in a long time!"
I think you have invented a new word.
Out-twat. Coming to an OED near you soon. |
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"That wank was amazing n you will all be pleased to hear Master has sobered up
To the beautiful Anna anon funny how your pics are always in the top fabbed "
So, about Rhyl being just down the road!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something?? "
Oh you definitely missed something... Half the ladies on Fab tearing into a very silly person |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something??
Oh you definitely missed something... Half the ladies on Fab tearing into a very silly person "
And now there's another silly person on the forums  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in  "
Yep, there are a few of us decent chaps here, a good number of which, I might add, are regular contributors to the forum. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Why is everyone talking about harpoons?? I have missed something??
Oh you definitely missed something... Half the ladies on Fab tearing into a very silly person "
If tearing into happened I am happy I missed it I will stroll back over to the smiley thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in
I hope I'm mostly lovely and not a twat. I have been a twat though. Most men have been at some point. "
You are definitely one of the good guys on here. The only bad thing about you is that you rarely leave Brighton  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive removed posts so Im sorry if some of your best puns have gone too...."
What have I missed now?...
The time when I actually do some work and I miss something....  |
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"Are mostly lovely with the odd twat thrown in
I hope I'm mostly lovely and not a twat. I have been a twat though. Most men have been at some point.
You are definitely one of the good guys on here. The only bad thing about you is that you rarely leave Brighton "
Whereas I'm a totally indecent twat always. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed the rest of it. I am assuming there was a descent into vitriol?"
Some spectacular displays of whale punning.
So you can maybe guess where that other thread went in terms of quality of the insults on offer... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That wank was amazing n you will all be pleased to hear Master has sobered up
To the beautiful Anna anon funny how your pics are always in the top fabbed
So, about Rhyl being just down the road! "
Im afraid your outta my age range xxxxxxxxxxx |
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"The angry twats with the tiny harpoons are the ones that make me chuckle"
Yes those are the ones that harp(o)on about how hard it is to get meets, and how all you idiots spoil it for us genuine guys, yada yada yada! |
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"That wank was amazing n you will all be pleased to hear Master has sobered up
To the beautiful Anna anon funny how your pics are always in the top fabbed
So, about Rhyl being just down the road!
Im afraid your outta my age range xxxxxxxxxxx"
I know but it's the thought that counts.  |
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"I missed the rest of it. I am assuming there was a descent into vitriol?
Some spectacular displays of whale punning.
So you can maybe guess where that other thread went in terms of quality of the insults on offer... "
But you kept your cool and showed him for what he always was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just checking which group I belong too.
Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category
You always make me want some cake. "
That's no bad thing. I make a mean VS and a good Lemon Drizzle |
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"I'm just checking which group I belong too.
Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category
You always make me want some cake.
That's no bad thing. I make a mean VS and a good Lemon Drizzle"
To we have to eat that in the gents to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just checking which group I belong too.
Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category
You always make me want some cake.
That's no bad thing. I make a mean VS and a good Lemon Drizzle
To we have to eat that in the gents to?"
Well you can have a slice and eat it where you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just checking which group I belong too.
Free wine to all if I'm in the gents category
You always make me want some cake.
That's no bad thing. I make a mean VS and a good Lemon Drizzle
To we have to eat that in the gents to?
Well you can have a slice and eat it where you like"
I can't have cake it's on my don't eat list |
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"I missed the rest of it. I am assuming there was a descent into vitriol?
Some spectacular displays of whale punning.
So you can maybe guess where that other thread went in terms of quality of the insults on offer... "
Aw I go and do some work and miss all the best rebuttals!! |
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