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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Girlfriend vs wife

1 licks ur balls, the other breaks'em.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Glass bra = smash n grab

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sheepdog bra - rounds em up and points em in the right direction.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marriage = pack of cards.

You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to smash them over the head with and a spade to bury them....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marriage after a few years = deck of cards

Red suits - woman out of action

Black suits - hubby out of the action.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Commitment;

Doing the thing you said you were going to do, long after the mood you said it in has left you....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marriage = is like playing the lottery

Same old balls

No chance of a 69

It's over In 30 seconds

All ends in a rollover