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to the ridiculous... My partner went on a business trip to Germany for a couple of days, BY CAR one might add... I asked her to bring back some nice German wines and what did she come back with?
1 bottle of wine, admittedly high quality, and 13, YES 13 PAIRS of fucking shoes.
Her excuse? There was a sale on in Frankfurt!
Is it just her or is this now how it is for women?  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"to the ridiculous... My partner went on a business trip to Germany for a couple of days, BY CAR one might add... I asked her to bring back some nice German wines and what did she come back with?
1 bottle of wine, admittedly high quality, and 13, YES 13 PAIRS of fucking shoes.
Her excuse? There was a sale on in Frankfurt!
Is it just her or is this now how it is for women? "
K wanted a pair of slippers today to keep her tootsies warm during the winter - she gets 2 pairs!!!!  its definately a woman thing |
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I came back and found her surrounded by 13 pairs of yes, fucking shoes, and she had d*unk the red wine to celebrate the good deal she had got.
It s like a kid surrounded with wrapping papers on Christmas day ... sigh |
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over a year ago
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To prove how important shoes are in a womans life, try explaining the offside rule like this:
You are in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen, and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till, waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
And the mists will clear  |
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"I came back and found her surrounded by 13 pairs of yes, fucking shoes, and she had d*unk the red wine to celebrate the good deal she had got.
It s like a kid surrounded with wrapping papers on Christmas day ... sigh "
thought she had been quiet recently
tell her eveshammy says hi and i want to see the shoes |
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"To prove how important shoes are in a womans life, try explaining the offside rule like this:
You are in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen, and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till, waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
And the mists will clear "
Each time I see this posted somewhere it reminds me how stupid men are... only a man could think someone would actually go shoe shopping and forget their purse. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I came back and found her surrounded by 13 pairs of yes, fucking shoes, and she had d*unk the red wine to celebrate the good deal she had got.
It s like a kid surrounded with wrapping papers on Christmas day ... sigh "
hahaha good girl!!!! was my OH's birthday the other day - I bought me shoes for him!!! |
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over a year ago
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Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"To prove how important shoes are in a womans life, try explaining the offside rule like this:
You are in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen, and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till, waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
And the mists will clear
Each time I see this posted somewhere it reminds me how stupid men are... only a man could think someone would actually go shoe shopping and forget their purse."
or that we are too daft to know he offside rule without shoes being involved!!!!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out"
so he got a present and he's still complaining??? tut, bloody men!!!! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out"
I have a feeling you and K have a lot in common! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Each time I see this posted somewhere (Ouch!!! It may be old, but I wrote it in my teens...)it reminds me how stupid men are... only a man could think someone would actually go shoe shopping and forget their purse."
'sides a "Gentleman" would never dream of letting a woman go out to buy shoes without "his" credit card... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
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the swete lve story that is older than the sea
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the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
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"Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
...
the swete lve story that is older than the sea
...
the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
"
With their First hello
They gave a meaning to this empty wardrobe of mine
There'll always be another shop, another time.
They fill my life |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
...
the swete lve story that is older than the sea
...
the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
With their First hello
They gave a meaning to this empty wardrobe of mine
There'll always be another shop, another time.
They fill my life "
we are now entering the sureal world?.......................... oh no it's the womans mind |
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"Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
...
the swete lve story that is older than the sea
...
the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
With their First hello
They gave a meaning to this empty wardrobe of mine
There'll always be another shop, another time.
They fill my life
we are now entering the sureal world?.......................... oh no it's the womans mind "
i thought you were banned from shoe threads  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
...
the swete lve story that is older than the sea
...
the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
How long does it last
..
can shoes be measured by the numbers that you own
..
I have no answers now but this much I can say
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Iknow I need them til the stars all burn away
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and they ll be there
With their First hello
They gave a meaning to this empty wardrobe of mine
There'll always be another shop, another time.
They fill my life "
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"Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
...
the swete lve story that is older than the sea
...
the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
How long does it last
..
can shoes be measured by the numbers that you own
..
I have no answers now but this much I can say
..
Iknow I need them til the stars all burn away
..
and they ll be there
With their First hello
They gave a meaning to this empty wardrobe of mine
There'll always be another shop, another time.
They fill my life "
Hell we should record this |
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"Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
...
the swete lve story that is older than the sea
...
the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
With their First hello
They gave a meaning to this empty wardrobe of mine
There'll always be another shop, another time.
They fill my life
we are now entering the sureal world?.......................... oh no it's the womans mind
i thought you were banned from shoe threads "
Hi Eveshammy
You got your shoes for next weekend?
xxx |
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over a year ago
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I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
...
the swete lve story that is older than the sea
...
the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
With their First hello
They gave a meaning to this empty wardrobe of mine
There'll always be another shop, another time.
They fill my life
we are now entering the sureal world?.......................... oh no it's the womans mind
i thought you were banned from shoe threads "
moi banned? nahh never |
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome "
1. Cos they are
2. They were bought in a sale, therefore a bargain
3. Does he want you to go round barefooted
4. You of course where helping the assistant to fulfill their sales quote
by the way next time you go size 37 |
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"Oh, just where do I begin
to tell the story of how great a love can be,
...
the swete lve story that is older than the sea
...
the simple truth about the love shoes bring to me....
With their First hello
They gave a meaning to this empty wardrobe of mine
There'll always be another shop, another time.
They fill my life
we are now entering the sureal world?.......................... oh no it's the womans mind
i thought you were banned from shoe threads
Hi Eveshammy
You got your shoes for next weekend?
xxx"
not yet 
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over a year ago
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome
1. Cos they are
2. They were bought in a sale, therefore a bargain
3. Does he want you to go round barefooted
4. You of course where helping the assistant to fulfill their sales quote
by the way next time you go size 37 "
You should come with me next time - 37 in Germany is considered small therefore even more choices and bargains than for my size... |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome "
so you bought,13 pairs of shoes.for you'r partners benefit,and he's complaining.it beggars belief,how ungratefull some people can be. |
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome
1. Cos they are
2. They were bought in a sale, therefore a bargain
3. Does he want you to go round barefooted
4. You of course where helping the assistant to fulfill their sales quote
by the way next time you go size 37
You should come with me next time - 37 in Germany is considered small therefore even more choices and bargains than for my size... "
4 weeks today, will be there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome
so you bought,13 pairs of shoes.for you'r partners benefit,and he's complaining.it beggars belief,how ungratefull some people can be. "
thank you - I knew you would understand xx
Mind it might have helped the Tshirt had fitted and the bottle of wine had still been there  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome
so you bought,13 pairs of shoes.for you'r partners benefit,and he's complaining.it beggars belief,how ungratefull some people can be.
thank you - I knew you would understand xx
Mind it might have helped the Tshirt had fitted and the bottle of wine had still been there "
you can't help it,if he's the wrong size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome
so you bought,13 pairs of shoes.for you'r partners benefit,and he's complaining.it beggars belief,how ungratefull some people can be.
thank you - I knew you would understand xx
Mind it might have helped the Tshirt had fitted and the bottle of wine had still been there
you can't help it,if he's the wrong size. "
Exactly! How was I to know that he would shrink by 3 sizes over two days?Glad you understand!! |
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome
so you bought,13 pairs of shoes.for you'r partners benefit,and he's complaining.it beggars belief,how ungratefull some people can be.
thank you - I knew you would understand xx
Mind it might have helped the Tshirt had fitted and the bottle of wine had still been there
you can't help it,if he's the wrong size.
Exactly! How was I to know that he would shrink by 3 sizes over two days?Glad you understand!! "
Get him to wash it, sure it will shrink then |
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...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy??? 
Help... |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help..."
To put it simply
YES |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help..."
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him! "
hhhhmmmmmm for fear of losing the right to get them sexy boots round my ears, all you girls must go to the same school of economics |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him!
hhhhmmmmmm for fear of losing the right to get them sexy boots round my ears, all you girls must go to the same school of economics"
and the boots are part of their school attire |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him! "
Next you'll tell me you only drink Champagne to keep me company and to prevent me from getting d*unk |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him!
hhhhmmmmmm for fear of losing the right to get them sexy boots round my ears, all you girls must go to the same school of economics
and the boots are part of their school attire"
ahhh thats ok then pmsl |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him!
Next you'll tell me you only drink Champagne to keep me company and to prevent me from getting d*unk "
in a word : yes, Ma'am! |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him!
Next you'll tell me you only drink Champagne to keep me company and to prevent me from getting d*unk
in a word : yes, Ma'am!"
Don;t worry I never get d*unk on Champagne |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him!
hhhhmmmmmm for fear of losing the right to get them sexy boots round my ears, all you girls must go to the same school of economics
and the boots are part of their school attire
ahhh thats ok then pmsl"
I am going to bed now and guess what ... I will be taking my new shoes with me so when I wake up - I can look at them all and be so pleased with how I saved us some money...
By that time, he will have seen sense and arrived at the same conclusion so all will be well |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him!
Next you'll tell me you only drink Champagne to keep me company and to prevent me from getting d*unk
in a word : yes, Ma'am!
Don;t worry I never get d*unk on Champagne "
are we having the strawberries and cream with that champagne? |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him!
hhhhmmmmmm for fear of losing the right to get them sexy boots round my ears, all you girls must go to the same school of economics
and the boots are part of their school attire
ahhh thats ok then pmsl
I am going to bed now and guess what ... I will be taking my new shoes with me so when I wake up - I can look at them all and be so pleased with how I saved us some money...
By that time, he will have seen sense and arrived at the same conclusion so all will be well "
Night night and to the shoes as well |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him! "
you are saving money,thinking only of him.he's not even considerate enough,to be the right size.that relationships,on a shaky nail. |
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"...After reading all the messages on this topic I reckon it's given me a complex. Am I the only female left that doesn't get a buzz out of buying shoes???? Do I need therapy???
Help...
No, you are absolutely right - I do not enjoy buying them either. I try and save us money by finding bargains and at the same tiem finding items that will please his eyes, I only do this for him!
Next you'll tell me you only drink Champagne to keep me company and to prevent me from getting d*unk
in a word : yes, Ma'am!
Don;t worry I never get d*unk on Champagne
are we having the strawberries and cream with that champagne?"
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"to the ridiculous... My partner went on a business trip to Germany for a couple of days, BY CAR one might add... I asked her to bring back some nice German wines and what did she come back with?
1 bottle of wine, admittedly high quality, and 13, YES 13 PAIRS of fucking shoes.
Her excuse? There was a sale on in Frankfurt!
Is it just her or is this now how it is for women? "
I gave Mrs Easyshare £60 to buys me a new pair of shoes yesterday as she was going into town.
She returned with 13 bottles of wine claiming she couldn`t find any shoes that I would like.  |
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"to the ridiculous... My partner went on a business trip to Germany for a couple of days, BY CAR one might add... I asked her to bring back some nice German wines and what did she come back with?
1 bottle of wine, admittedly high quality, and 13, YES 13 PAIRS of fucking shoes.
Her excuse? There was a sale on in Frankfurt!
Is it just her or is this now how it is for women?
I gave Mrs Easyshare £60 to buys me a new pair of shoes yesterday as she was going into town.
She returned with 13 bottles of wine claiming she couldn`t find any shoes that I would like. "
NO T shirt? |
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"to the ridiculous... My partner went on a business trip to Germany for a couple of days, BY CAR one might add... I asked her to bring back some nice German wines and what did she come back with?
1 bottle of wine, admittedly high quality, and 13, YES 13 PAIRS of fucking shoes.
Her excuse? There was a sale on in Frankfurt!
Is it just her or is this now how it is for women?
I gave Mrs Easyshare £60 to buys me a new pair of shoes yesterday as she was going into town.
She returned with 13 bottles of wine claiming she couldn`t find any shoes that I would like. "
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"to the ridiculous... My partner went on a business trip to Germany for a couple of days, BY CAR one might add... I asked her to bring back some nice German wines and what did she come back with?
1 bottle of wine, admittedly high quality, and 13, YES 13 PAIRS of fucking shoes.
Her excuse? There was a sale on in Frankfurt!
Is it just her or is this now how it is for women? "
i am afraid to say this is how life is..you nee to get used to it shoes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm xxx |
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really dont understand why anyone would want to buy 13 pairs of shoes at once ? when are they ever going to be worn ? sorry it just defeats me theres a lot more to life than how many pairs of shoes anyone has ...? dont get it at all ? |
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"OK so in the same vein you need three sets of clothes
One being worn
One dirty
One wet after being washed
and if you want to take it to the extreme one worn and one in the wash for the next day"
cant see the connection ?
1 pair of shoes being worn 12 pairs sitting in the box ??????? i never wash my shoes ? and ive got far more than 3 sets of clothes ........still dont get it ..... |
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"OK so in the same vein you need three sets of clothes
One being worn
One dirty
One wet after being washed
and if you want to take it to the extreme one worn and one in the wash for the next day
cant see the connection ?
1 pair of shoes being worn 12 pairs sitting in the box ??????? i never wash my shoes ? and ive got far more than 3 sets of clothes ........still dont get it ....."
Wearing the same pair of shoes day after day, not healthy, would you wear the same clothes day after day, yuk |
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Update : I got a blister on one toe trying to break them in today and sacrificing sense and sensibility in favour of sexy look! Ouch!!!
As to the question of 13 pairs, well, ...
I guess I do need them - I really really do, for different occasions and outfits (*** could not really admit to anything else on here... not with HIM reading my posts |
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"OK so in the same vein you need three sets of clothes
One being worn
One dirty
One wet after being washed
and if you want to take it to the extreme one worn and one in the wash for the next day
cant see the connection ?
1 pair of shoes being worn 12 pairs sitting in the box ??????? i never wash my shoes ? and ive got far more than 3 sets of clothes ........still dont get it .....
Wearing the same pair of shoes day after day, not healthy, would you wear the same clothes day after day, yuk"
Thank heaven for that - was just about to say that pmsl... also... I am hoping that tomorrow's pair will give me no blisters or at least a blister in a different place... |
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"Update : I got a blister on one toe trying to break them in today and sacrificing sense and sensibility in favour of sexy look! Ouch!!!
As to the question of 13 pairs, well, ...
I guess I do need them - I really really do, for different occasions and outfits (*** could not really admit to anything else on here... not with HIM reading my posts "
You go girl, hope the blister not too bad |
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IVE got 38 pairs of shoes but i still dont get how anyone would want to buy 13 pairs of shoes at once just find it a bit obscene to be honest ...we'll agree to differ |
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"Update : I got a blister on one toe trying to break them in today and sacrificing sense and sensibility in favour of sexy look! Ouch!!!
As to the question of 13 pairs, well, ...
I guess I do need them - I really really do, for different occasions and outfits (*** could not really admit to anything else on here... not with HIM reading my posts
You go girl, hope the blister not too bad"
its big and it could prevent me from having "fun" |
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"Update : I got a blister on one toe trying to break them in today and sacrificing sense and sensibility in favour of sexy look! Ouch!!!
As to the question of 13 pairs, well, ...
I guess I do need them - I really really do, for different occasions and outfits (*** could not really admit to anything else on here... not with HIM reading my posts
You go girl, hope the blister not too bad
its big and it could prevent me from having "fun""
Schol Blister plasters, they work wonders |
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"really dont understand why anyone would want to buy 13 pairs of shoes at once ? when are they ever going to be worn ? sorry it just defeats me theres a lot more to life than how many pairs of shoes anyone has ...? dont get it at all ?"
Have to agree with you imalady, i just dont understand the shoe obsession its like some think its a social status the more pairs of shoes they own. I dont know how many i got but i bet its not more than about 20. But i guess we all spend our money different ways, i just choose not to spend mine on shoes |
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"Update : I got a blister on one toe trying to break them in today and sacrificing sense and sensibility in favour of sexy look! Ouch!!!
As to the question of 13 pairs, well, ...
I guess I do need them - I really really do, for different occasions and outfits (*** could not really admit to anything else on here... not with HIM reading my posts
You go girl, hope the blister not too bad
its big and it could prevent me from having "fun"
Schol Blister plasters, they work wonders"
actually, come to think of it... I might be better off on my back with my feet in the air |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out"
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed! |
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"Update : I got a blister on one toe trying to break them in today and sacrificing sense and sensibility in favour of sexy look! Ouch!!!
As to the question of 13 pairs, well, ...
I guess I do need them - I really really do, for different occasions and outfits (*** could not really admit to anything else on here... not with HIM reading my posts
You go girl, hope the blister not too bad
its big and it could prevent me from having "fun"
Schol Blister plasters, they work wonders
actually, come to think of it... I might be better off on my back with my feet in the air"
So what's new there then |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!"
you missed your vocation, your honour. Now I feel so much safer you are online |
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"Update : I got a blister on one toe trying to break them in today and sacrificing sense and sensibility in favour of sexy look! Ouch!!!
As to the question of 13 pairs, well, ...
I guess I do need them - I really really do, for different occasions and outfits (*** could not really admit to anything else on here... not with HIM reading my posts
You go girl, hope the blister not too bad
its big and it could prevent me from having "fun"
Schol Blister plasters, they work wonders
actually, come to think of it... I might be better off on my back with my feet in the air
So what's new there then "
Now now... no need for that , was there pmsl |
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"Update : I got a blister on one toe trying to break them in today and sacrificing sense and sensibility in favour of sexy look! Ouch!!!
As to the question of 13 pairs, well, ...
I guess I do need them - I really really do, for different occasions and outfits (*** could not really admit to anything else on here... not with HIM reading my posts
You go girl, hope the blister not too bad
its big and it could prevent me from having "fun"
Schol Blister plasters, they work wonders
actually, come to think of it... I might be better off on my back with my feet in the air
So what's new there then
Now now... no need for that , was there pmsl "
Was meant in the nicest possible way |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!"
hmmmmm you all stick together you lot .......i suppose if she doesnt buy anymore for the next 2 years it was a good deal as according to her they wrere a bargain ...i cant argue as i never wear em |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!
hmmmmm you all stick together you lot .......i suppose if she doesnt buy anymore for the next 2 years it was a good deal as according to her they wrere a bargain ...i cant argue as i never wear em "
Phew glad to hear that |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!
hmmmmm you all stick together you lot .......i suppose if she doesnt buy anymore for the next 2 years it was a good deal as according to her they wrere a bargain ...i cant argue as i never wear em "
see that comment where you said that thing about future purchases? you forgot to add a smiley face..you know the one that lets us all know what a funny guy you are and can crack a joke or two at your own expense... that one....see there...i did it again.... |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!
hmmmmm you all stick together you lot .......i suppose if she doesnt buy anymore for the next 2 years it was a good deal as according to her they wrere a bargain ...i cant argue as i never wear em "
Now did I complain when you bought that 52 inch TV set while I was in Germany???? Just thought I mention it for the defense |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!
hmmmmm you all stick together you lot .......i suppose if she doesnt buy anymore for the next 2 years it was a good deal as according to her they wrere a bargain ...i cant argue as i never wear em
Now did I complain when you bought that 52 inch TV set while I was in Germany???? Just thought I mention it for the defense "
Oh it all coming out now!!!! |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!
hmmmmm you all stick together you lot .......i suppose if she doesnt buy anymore for the next 2 years it was a good deal as according to her they wrere a bargain ...i cant argue as i never wear em
Now did I complain when you bought that 52 inch TV set while I was in Germany???? Just thought I mention it for the defense
Oh it all coming out now!!!!"
yeah, you never heard the other side, did ya...;-) |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!
hmmmmm you all stick together you lot .......i suppose if she doesnt buy anymore for the next 2 years it was a good deal as according to her they wrere a bargain ...i cant argue as i never wear em
Now did I complain when you bought that 52 inch TV set while I was in Germany???? Just thought I mention it for the defense
Oh it all coming out now!!!!
yeah, you never heard the other side, did ya...;-)"
I have always said there are two sides to every story, as you well know |
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"Can i defend myself here - trying to save a penalty here... but he did not mention the fact I bought him a plain white T shirt as well... and I had to drink the wine because I was feeling unappreciated surrounded by my shoes while he was out
no!! you can't !! that would be like admitting it was wrong to buy them!!
no defence is called for..case dismissed!
hmmmmm you all stick together you lot .......i suppose if she doesnt buy anymore for the next 2 years it was a good deal as according to her they wrere a bargain ...i cant argue as i never wear em
Now did I complain when you bought that 52 inch TV set while I was in Germany???? Just thought I mention it for the defense
Oh it all coming out now!!!!
yeah, you never heard the other side, did ya...;-)"
well the old one broke ...and it was 50" and i didnt buy 13 of em ....
i dont begrudge you 13 pairs of shoes but why not half the boot shoes half wine .....mind you you worked really hard to get this job and so who am i to
deny you .... xxx
but will never understand the shoe people !!! |
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well the old one broke ...and it was 50" and i didnt buy 13 of em ....
i dont begrudge you 13 pairs of shoes but why not half the boot shoes half wine .....mind you you worked really hard to get this job and so who am i to
deny you .... xxx
but will never understand the shoe people !!! "
first time i've seen a guy argue a couple of inches OFF the size...
..no the first time I've seen a woman think it was bigger than it actually was though....we use mens measurements |
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well the old one broke ...and it was 50" and i didnt buy 13 of em ....
i dont begrudge you 13 pairs of shoes but why not half the boot shoes half wine .....mind you you worked really hard to get this job and so who am i to
deny you .... xxx
but will never understand the shoe people !!!
first time i've seen a guy argue a couple of inches OFF the size...
..no the first time I've seen a woman think it was bigger than it actually was though....we use mens measurements "
now come on ...dont tell me you never dropped a size or been just a bit inaccurate with thos stats ......
only kiddin ...xx |
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well the old one broke ...and it was 50" and i didnt buy 13 of em ....
i dont begrudge you 13 pairs of shoes but why not half the boot shoes half wine .....mind you you worked really hard to get this job and so who am i to
deny you .... xxx
but will never understand the shoe people !!!
first time i've seen a guy argue a couple of inches OFF the size...
..no the first time I've seen a woman think it was bigger than it actually was though....we use mens measurements
now come on ...dont tell me you never dropped a size or been just a bit inaccurate with thos stats ......
only kiddin ...xx"
the only statistic a mans ever been interested in involves cup size...and what they don't seem to want is for a size to be dropped! |
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well the old one broke ...and it was 50" and i didnt buy 13 of em ....
i dont begrudge you 13 pairs of shoes but why not half the boot shoes half wine .....mind you you worked really hard to get this job and so who am i to
deny you .... xxx
You do realise that that was how I reversed your car into the Merc the other day... I had a different idea of 6 inches !!!
but will never understand the shoe people !!!
first time i've seen a guy argue a couple of inches OFF the size...
..no the first time I've seen a woman think it was bigger than it actually was though....we use mens measurements
now come on ...dont tell me you never dropped a size or been just a bit inaccurate with thos stats ......
only kiddin ...xx"
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well the old one broke ...and it was 50" and i didnt buy 13 of em ....
i dont begrudge you 13 pairs of shoes but why not half the boot shoes half wine .....mind you you worked really hard to get this job and so who am i to
deny you .... xxx
You do realise that that was how I reversed your car into the Merc the other day... I had a different idea of 6 inches !!!
but will never understand the shoe people !!!
first time i've seen a guy argue a couple of inches OFF the size...
..no the first time I've seen a woman think it was bigger than it actually was though....we use mens measurements
now come on ...dont tell me you never dropped a size or been just a bit inaccurate with thos stats ......
only kiddin ...xx"
See... this is what happens with dimensions - my point entirely - cant even put the post into the right place |
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well the old one broke ...and it was 50" and i didnt buy 13 of em ....
i dont begrudge you 13 pairs of shoes but why not half the boot shoes half wine .....mind you you worked really hard to get this job and so who am i to
deny you .... xxx
but will never understand the shoe people !!!
first time i've seen a guy argue a couple of inches OFF the size...
..no the first time I've seen a woman think it was bigger than it actually was though....we use mens measurements
now come on ...dont tell me you never dropped a size or been just a bit inaccurate with thos stats ......
only kiddin ...xx
the only statistic a mans ever been interested in involves cup size...and what they don't seem to want is for a size to be dropped!"
ohh yeah so true, i love my giant bart simpson mug, would hate it if it got dropped.... |
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LMAO, Thankyou for making me genuinely laugh my ass off...... Hope the wine was good, think id be tempted to superglue a couple of pairs to her side of the bed,,,,lol |
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"I need help - big time - how does one explain to one's partner that all 13 pairs were
1. essential
2. a bargain
3. for HIS benefit
4. an act of pure and unadulaterated altruism ?
All suggestions welcome
1. Cos they are
2. They were bought in a sale, therefore a bargain
3. Does he want you to go round barefooted
4. You of course where helping the assistant to fulfill their sales quote
by the way next time you go size 37 "
naaaaa just wear them and nothing else for the next couple o weeks. |
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"OK so in the same vein you need three sets of clothes
One being worn
One dirty
One wet after being washed
and if you want to take it to the extreme one worn and one in the wash for the next day
cant see the connection ?
1 pair of shoes being worn 12 pairs sitting in the box ??????? i never wash my shoes ? and ive got far more than 3 sets of clothes ........still dont get it ....."
no one is going to suck smelly toes now are they? |
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"OK so in the same vein you need three sets of clothes
One being worn
One dirty
One wet after being washed
and if you want to take it to the extreme one worn and one in the wash for the next day
cant see the connection ?
1 pair of shoes being worn 12 pairs sitting in the box ??????? i never wash my shoes ? and ive got far more than 3 sets of clothes ........still dont get it .....
no one is going to suck smelly toes now are they? "
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what a great idea .....or even hide em all till a pair wear out ...
hmmmmmm maybe not .... |
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"to the ridiculous... My partner went on a business trip to Germany for a couple of days, BY CAR one might add... I asked her to bring back some nice German wines and what did she come back with?
1 bottle of wine, admittedly high quality, and 13, YES 13 PAIRS of fucking shoes.
Her excuse? There was a sale on in Frankfurt!
Is it just her or is this now how it is for women? "
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what a great idea .....or even hide em all till a pair wear out ...
hmmmmmm maybe not .... "
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what a great idea .....or even hide em all till a pair wear out ...
hmmmmmm maybe not ....
No, specially as I know "
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Update 2 - physical scars!!!
Original blister from yesterday still there but subsiding! (Black 4 inch shoes, sensible version)
New smaller blister on opposite foot as a result of wearing red 4 inch sensible shoes today!
Non-sensible adventurous 5 inch and above shoes will have to wait probably until next week they way things are at the moment!
Update 2 emotional scars!
They are not healing just yet - sometimes men are so lacking in understanding!!!;-)
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