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By *ztec101 OP Man over a year ago

durham

Don't wipe u arse with a broken bottle

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

never piss into the wind

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Never shit on your own doorstep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont lick the Light Socket

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't tie your shoe lace in a revolving door

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Don't criticise someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes.....because then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never walk through your house naked and slip over and land on a banana.

When you're in A&E evdryot thinks you've been shoving it up your arse for a thrill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't tie your shoe lace in a revolving door

dont just pass a glance at some avatars - thought it was a tied off nip - til i clicked on it and saw it was your bonce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never knock those on the way up, you may meet them on the way back down.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't wipe u arse with a broken bottle

Dammit, if only I saw this an hour ago.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Never try and chase a badger out of a tent they're angry buggers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont go on facebook when tipsy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't tie your shoe lace in a revolving door

dont just pass a glance at some avatars - thought it was a tied off nip - til i clicked on it and saw it was your bonce

It has confused some people lol

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By *angerousEyesMan over a year ago

weston

"Don't tie your shoe lace in a revolving door

dont just pass a glance at some avatars - thought it was a tied off nip - til i clicked on it and saw it was your bonce

It has confused some people lol

Only just realised I had fell foul of the same thing!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Never shit on your own doorstep "

Always make sure you have enough bogroll before you even take ya keks down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never walk on the metal thing that coveers manholes and sewers on a rainy day you're guarranteed to snot yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When engaging in sodomy, whilst on yer back with partner straddling you, remember.. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never shag women in your local where all your girlfriends mates drink (a guy I used to work with...twice!)

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