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By (user no longer on site)
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"its the Middle Finger .. I think  "
Turn on your left indicator while driving on the motorway then pull sharply over to the right.
You'll then find lots of fellow swingers raising their middle finger.  |
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"its the Middle Finger .. I think
Turn on your left indicator while driving on the motorway then pull sharply over to the right.
You'll then find lots of fellow swingers raising their middle finger. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why would anyone want to openly advertise it? 
Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda. |
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"Seen this as a status and it made me think... Is there a universal signal that swingers use to let other swingers know who they are?
Well is there ?"
No there isn't. Think about it logically why would you want to and how would you know who was a real swinger and why had read about it in the paper and thought it would be a laugh to out someone in the pub? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?
Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda. "
Always amazes us that people think identifying themselves to strangers would be a good thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought ankle chains held some significance?
The delicate ones I mean, not ones with a cannon ball attached-they indicate being married "
No they don't, they are simply a piece of jewellery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no universal symbol of the swinger. It's an activity that usually encourages a level of discretion. Therefore,not overly a great idea to advertise that to all and sundry.
Also what purpose would it fulfil. So you'd know they were swinger, doesn't mean they will automatically be interested in talking or having sex with any other swinger that approached them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought ankle chains held some significance?
The delicate ones I mean, not ones with a cannon ball attached-they indicate being married "
Guys with earrings are swingers. Women that wear more than one bracelet are swingers.
People that start humping your leg when all you did was ask them the time.... aren't always swingers.
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"I thought ankle chains held some significance?
The delicate ones I mean, not ones with a cannon ball attached-they indicate being married
No they don't, they are simply a piece of jewellery. "
Unless they say "Swinger" on them, then they might be.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Internet will tell you it is a pampas grass in the front garden but I'm pretty sure that is one of many myths"
Shit we don't have a front garden. Hope none of you swinger lot kick us out of the club now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"its the Middle Finger .. I think
Turn on your left indicator while driving on the motorway then pull sharply over to the right.
You'll then find lots of fellow swingers raising their middle finger. "
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"Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?
Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda.
Always amazes us that people think identifying themselves to strangers would be a good thing "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?
Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda.
Always amazes us that people think identifying themselves to strangers would be a good thing
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why would anyone want to openly advertise it?
Are people really that desperate they need to let every Tom dick and Harry......fuck it Dave might as well know too that you're a swinger whilst you walk around Asda.
Always amazes us that people think identifying themselves to strangers would be a good thing
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen this as a status and it made me think... Is there a universal signal that swingers use to let other swingers know who they are?
Well is there ?
No there isn't. Think about it logically why would you want to and how would you know who was a real swinger and why had read about it in the paper and thought it would be a laugh to out someone in the pub?"
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"The Internet will tell you it is a pampas grass in the front garden but I'm pretty sure that is one of many myths"
When I was with my ex Mrs we had one in the front garden. Anyone who knows my ex Mrs will know that it blows that myth to kingdom come.
However I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.
Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.
On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.
He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.
You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.
Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.
Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.
Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.
Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.
I'm sure others could add more.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen this as a status and it made me think... Is there a universal signal that swingers use to let other swingers know who they are?
Well is there ?"
locals who meet in a certain car park in Kinross display an orange on the car dash board as a discrete sign to say they are looking to play, watch or enjoy cock fun
and yes only an orange, not a f***ing banana, or an apple or what ever else some smart ass will comment on next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about something like Queen of Spades for BBC lovers - if you swing girls could use the Queen of Hearts and guys the Jack of Hearts. Would work for tattoos, jewellry, t shirts etc? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.
Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.
On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.
He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.
You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.
Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.
Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.
Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.
Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.
I'm sure others could add more. "
This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'  |
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By *haunMan
over a year ago
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"I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.
Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.
On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.
He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.
You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.
Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.
Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.
Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.
Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.
I'm sure others could add more.
This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?' "
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That may work perfectly well for you
But if I tried such a thing...
It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.
I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.
Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.
On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.
He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.
You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.
Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.
Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.
Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.
Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.
I'm sure others could add more.
This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'
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That may work perfectly well for you
But if I tried such a thing...
It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.
I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club."
Ask me, I won't slap you |
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By *haunMan
over a year ago
Halton |
"I've decided to offer a few clues on "how to spot a swinger" or not.
Walking around Tesco wearing an ankle chain? Iffy.
On a layby just off the A1 with two cocks in her mouth? Swinger.
He gives you a funny handshake? Freemason.
You offer him your hand and he sticks his cock in it? Swinger.
Pampas grass in the garden? Keen gardener or homesick Argentinian.
Nude sunbathing in the garden with lots of friends accompanied by shouts of yes yes yes and oh god? Probably swingers but could be a religious cult.
Walking around the town centre on a Friday night in December in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Ordinary English teenager.
Walking into a swinger club in a skimpy dress, tits half out, and no knickers? Swinger.
I'm sure others could add more.
This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'
--
That may work perfectly well for you
But if I tried such a thing...
It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.
I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club.
Ask me, I won't slap you "
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Well in that case....
Walks up casually, makes eye contact to gain you attention.
And asks.
Do you want to have sex? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'
--
That may work perfectly well for you
But if I tried such a thing...
It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.
I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club.
Ask me, I won't slap you
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Well in that case....
Walks up casually, makes eye contact to gain you attention.
And asks.
Do you want to have sex?"
Yes.....I would love to have sex with you |
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By *haunMan
over a year ago
Halton |
"This sounds reasonable to me.....I would like to add - walks up to and random stranger and says 'do you want to have sex?'
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That may work perfectly well for you
But if I tried such a thing...
It would only result in a slap to the face or a kick to the dick.
I could do with the other signs, or just stick to getting naked in a club.
Ask me, I won't slap you
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Well in that case....
Walks up casually, makes eye contact to gain you attention.
And asks.
Do you want to have sex?
Yes.....I would love to have sex with you "
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Why thank you very much 
Just need to make plans to see if we can arrange this to happen then?
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