An 18 year old daughter asked her mother how do you know when the chips are ready? The mother replied they float to the top.
Two weeks pass and as the mother entered the kitchen she watched the girl on bended knee opening the oven door asking... How long will it take for them to go to the top..???
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While out with my partner and oldest lassie aged 20 I asked her if she knew what the giant wind mills were for of the coast. She replied are they for keeping people on the beach cool. Lol xxx |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
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My old man bought a dvd player a few years back and was quite proud at how versatile it was. Not only did it play dvds, but according to him you could also put a digitally versatile disc in it, too.  |
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In the middle of Asda and my 7 year old is signing along to Bruno Mars at the top of her voice....
"Is it the look in your eyes, or is it those dancing Jews....."
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"While out with my partner and oldest lassie aged 20 I asked her if she knew what the giant wind mills were for of the coast. She replied are they for keeping people on the beach cool. Lol xxx"
my ex thought they had motors inside to keep them turning when there was no wind |
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A friend in a night club saw her twin sister in the corridor.
Waved, waved back....
Ran over for a d*unken hug and smacked her head onto a mirror.
All too helpless with laughter to help with her cut eye |
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Funny stories here is another one
Around 15 years ago i was doing some shop fitting work in scotland.
I only had a twenty pound note on me so i sent the apprentice to bakers for a sandwich and i said get your self something as i knew he was skint. He returned with a tuna sandwich for me and a new tshirt he had bought for himself lol xx |
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