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over a year ago
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"I walked into my kitchen one night and squashed one 
It was lucky I had shoes on  "
Oh God! I remember standing on one without shoes or socks on.
Slimey little fecker squiged between my toes.  |
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"I walked into my kitchen one night and squashed one
It was lucky I had shoes on "
Funny you should say that !! I stood on a big bloody one on the Decking the other night and I had no shoes on..
Thought I had stood on dog shit for a few seconds.. But then I thought that the dog don't shit on the decking !!
squashed right between my toes as well (Boak)
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I'm too laid back to be freaked out by the likes of those things, now Rats on the other hand do, if I saw one of those things I'd run off screaming like a big girls arse...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One way to catch slugs is to place Melon or Grapefruit skins upside down in your borders. Collect em in the morning and lob em away.
Another is to catch the horny fuckers climbing up trees once it gets dark.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah, slugs love beer so the next time you feel like vomiting on the way home from the pub, do it in someone's garden and if they complain, tell em it's to keep the slug population down. |
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"everywhere! Ewwww! Gone out for a fag and I can't even sit down because there's so many!
Makes me cringe!
What creepy crawleys (or sliders?) freak you out? "
. They don't bother me , but the damage that they can do to tender shoots can be disastrous . I have laid lots of slug poison in all my gardens . I don't plant lots of plants to feed the slugs . |
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You can get adhesive copper tape that slugs and snails wont cross, due to an electric shock that they get. Cheap, doesnt involve killing, as its just a deterrent. Works anywhere you can stick it to as a barrier. Under door ledges?
I hate touching the slimy things, yuck. |
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You can dig a small hole is wet grass and pour cheap beer like bavaria in a used cup, then place that cup full of cheap beer in that hole come back to it in 24 hours you'll see at least 20 dead slugs and snails that drowned in cheap beer, it works quite well |
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I think slugs are the big things I hate.
Coffee grinds, beer slops, copper tape, Vaseline....all protect against them. I love salting them. Big fun 
Flys annoy me.
Most other bugs are fine. Spiders and bees I love. |
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"Thing about slugs is that satisfying scream when you burn them!!  "
That's Cruel.. They are one of our living creatures 
Scoop them up and Throw them into a field or something for other wildlife to feast upon.  |
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"are slugs homeless snails 
keep ya dogs away from them though
Yes they're shell-less snails.
but I never see the empty fooking shells in my garden.... Explain laydee please "
maybe there's a housing shortage |
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Moths...not the faffy ones that have powdery wings but those big fat bastards that look like they're on 'roids and crunch when you smash them with a slipper like they have bones! Ewwwwwwwww! |
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"are slugs homeless snails
keep ya dogs away from them though
Yes they're shell-less snails.
but I never see the empty fooking shells in my garden.... Explain laydee please "
Well I'm no expert but they start off the same molluscs and then it's something to do with calcium, snails have it hence the shell and slugs don't need it, hence no shell
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"are slugs homeless snails
keep ya dogs away from them though
Yes they're shell-less snails.
but I never see the empty fooking shells in my garden.... Explain laydee please
maybe there's a housing shortage "
you sound like a Tory  |
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