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The flirting thread ;-)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poof I'm here! What were your other wishes?
Can I call you Jacob? Because you look like a cracker."
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear. It must be (how far away are you?) That many hours fast! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you we're a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber 
If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple :D"
Alternatively,
If you were a fruit, you could have my seeds on the inside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poof I'm here! What were your other wishes?
Can I call you Jacob? Because you look like a cracker.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear. It must be (how far away are you?) That many hours fast!"
My cock is like Rubiks Cube, the longer you play with it, the harder it gets. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poof I'm here! What were your other wishes?
Can I call you Jacob? Because you look like a cracker.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear. It must be (how far away are you?) That many hours fast!
My cock is like Rubiks Cube, the longer you play with it, the harder it gets."
It takes me hours and hours to do a rubiks cube - sometimes days.... |
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*walks up to you in the pub with another ice cube hidden in my hand.
*drops ice cube on the floor and stands on it.
"now I've broken the ice you gonna tell me your name"
And the one I never had the balls to use....
What's your star sign?
I'm an Aries, the ram  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your lips look lonely ~ would they like to meet mine.... 
Awwwww... That would work.
Guess what I'm wearing?
Just the smile you gave me
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Hahahahaha that's sooo cheesy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
Like they'd get any sleep with you!
You say that like it's a bad thing!  "
my feet are cold, can I borrow your socks ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
Like they'd get any sleep with you!
You say that like it's a bad thing! "
Boldie, would you sleep with a stranger?
No?
Hi, I'm ThingTwo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess what I'm wearing?
Just the smile you gave me
Hahahahaha that's sooo cheesy!!
Classy, if you were words on a page, you'd be the FINE PRINT! "
Okay cheesefest it is!!
Do you thighs hurt from running through my dreams all night... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay cheesefest it is!!
Do you thighs hurt from running through my dreams all night...
You make me wish I wasn't gay
If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you.
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your legs would look amazing either side of my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you.
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Ligeia, you like music, I like music; I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.
(even I groaned at that one  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!
Like the Toon, am gannin doon
Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up..."
I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!
Like the Toon, am gannin doon
Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...
I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet? "
I'm confident |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!
Like the Toon, am gannin doon
Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...
I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet?
I'm confident"
I'm cheeky I want to find out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!
Like the Toon, am gannin doon
Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...
I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet?
I'm confident
I'm cheeky I want to find out "
Maybe you can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!
Like the Toon, am gannin doon
Lmao there's a joke somewhere about staying up...
I'm gannin hiem this weekend wanna see if ya can keep me up pet?
I'm confident
I'm cheeky I want to find out
Maybe you can"
Would be canny like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
Like they'd get any sleep with you!
You say that like it's a bad thing!
Boldie, would you sleep with a stranger?
No?
Hi, I'm ThingTwo "
Haha, brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!
Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise the cocks
Hahaha very good!"
Oh I have a lot more where those came from... Aha they are just so cheesy x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"C'mon then, get ya best lines out. Super cheese comin up!
Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise the cocks
Hahaha very good!
Oh I have a lot more where those came from... Aha they are just so cheesy x"
Lol well don't be shy....;-) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of these are brilliant, keep 'em coming, I need the inspiration "
LadyLily, can you send me your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thing two I'm not wearing any socks...and I'm wearing matching knickers too "
Well Miss von Tease, to continue the Santa theme, YOU are the reason Santa has a naughty list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hotgeordiecple...
I work for 118, your number is missing from our directory, could you write it down for me?
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Is your name google? Coz you have everything I'm searching for
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hotgeordiecple...
I work for 118, your number is missing from our directory, could you write it down for me?
Is your name google? Coz you have everything I'm searching for
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my engine is fully Chrome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hotgeordiecple...
I work for 118, your number is missing from our directory, could you write it down for me?
Is your name google? Coz you have everything I'm searching for
my engine is fully Chrome "
Mines a good runner |
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