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What do you or your partner call your private bits...?

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By *irce OP   Woman  over a year ago

Gloucester

and why....

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Flower - because of the beautiful surrounding petals and sweet nectar.

Gentleman - because it's fine and upstanding.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Captain and the lieutenants, because it didn't seem right having Privates making important decisions

I'll get my coat...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's my foofoo. Just because.

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By *irce OP   Woman  over a year ago

Gloucester


"Captain and the lieutenants, because it didn't seem right having Privates making important decisions

I'll get my coat..."

haha.

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By *ricerMan  over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Brian!!

Hard on the outside, and slowly comes!!

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By *NMtimeCouple  over a year ago

southwest


"Captain and the lieutenants, because it didn't seem right having Privates making important decisions

I'll get my coat..."

Genius!!!! Made us roar

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By *andy6677Man  over a year ago

crewe

My pocket rocket for obvious reasons lol xx

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By *irce OP   Woman  over a year ago

Gloucester


"My pocket rocket for obvious reasons lol xx"

Yep indeed

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By *andy6677Man  over a year ago

crewe


"My pocket rocket for obvious reasons lol xx

Yep indeed "

As you know of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It ranges from a foo to a cunt depending on how filthy my mood is.

Cock is always cock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I call mine a moo... Because i have udders to go with...... Xx

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

My ex used to call my lady bits a flower.

Got no one to name them currently...

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Little buddy.

Because me and my little buddy have been through lots together but we've stuck together

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I refer to my bits as my flower and my husband either calls it a pussy or if we are playing or getting horny he call it my cunt - I love all of the words.

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather

I really hate the c word and only use it in an extremely derogatory way.

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I really hate the c word and only use it in an extremely derogatory way. "

Awwwww it's lovely and very sexy when you say it about lady bits and look like you want to throw her on the bed and do her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock and fanny, because that's what they are

But my cocks just a private, with no chance of promotion...because I make the fucking decisions around here...

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"I really hate the c word and only use it in an extremely derogatory way.

Awwwww it's lovely and very sexy when you say it about lady bits and look like you want to throw her on the bed and do her "

I think it's likely just upbringing to be honest, cunt was in there with racism and homophobia and mocking any disabilities in a cruel way in our house.

Just an extreme no go, ever.

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Cock and fanny, because that's what they are

But my cocks just a private, with no chance of promotion...because I make the fucking decisions around here... "

You're too late someone did that joke already

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really hate the c word and only use it in an extremely derogatory way. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and why.... "

My mind, because, even I can't understand it, no one else should ever enter, scary place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cock and fanny, because that's what they are

But my cocks just a private, with no chance of promotion...because I make the fucking decisions around here...

You're too late someone did that joke already "

Where??

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I really hate the c word and only use it in an extremely derogatory way.

Awwwww it's lovely and very sexy when you say it about lady bits and look like you want to throw her on the bed and do her

I think it's likely just upbringing to be honest, cunt was in there with racism and homophobia and mocking any disabilities in a cruel way in our house.

Just an extreme no go, ever. "

Fair enough I can understand that no one in my family swears so I never heard any growing up

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Cock and fanny, because that's what they are

But my cocks just a private, with no chance of promotion...because I make the fucking decisions around here...

You're too late someone did that joke already

Where??"

Third post down

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By *rank EinsteinMan  over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"I really hate the c word and only use it in an extremely derogatory way.

Awwwww it's lovely and very sexy when you say it about lady bits and look like you want to throw her on the bed and do her

I think it's likely just upbringing to be honest, cunt was in there with racism and homophobia and mocking any disabilities in a cruel way in our house.

Just an extreme no go, ever.

Fair enough I can understand that no one in my family swears so I never heard any growing up "

Ah, funny how much of your upbringing you carry with you.

Obviously with the exception of the topics I mentioned you could swear freely at ours..... When you're old enough to pay rent.

As my mum used to say

"if you're old enough to swear you're old enough to pay rent"

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By *ickawitchCouple  over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I really hate the c word and only use it in an extremely derogatory way.

Awwwww it's lovely and very sexy when you say it about lady bits and look like you want to throw her on the bed and do her

I think it's likely just upbringing to be honest, cunt was in there with racism and homophobia and mocking any disabilities in a cruel way in our house.

Just an extreme no go, ever.

Fair enough I can understand that no one in my family swears so I never heard any growing up

Ah, funny how much of your upbringing you carry with you.

Obviously with the exception of the topics I mentioned you could swear freely at ours..... When you're old enough to pay rent.

As my mum used to say

"if you're old enough to swear you're old enough to pay rent""

A wise woman

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