When someone brags about the fact they own 3 homes, luxury cars and have numerous holidays abroad each year...then follow those statements up with this cracker- "I'm not flash." Oh...just doing an impression of a flash git then?! 
What things do people say or do to you which you find laughable?! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"When someone brags about the fact they own 3 homes, luxury cars and have numerous holidays abroad each year...then follow those statements up with this cracker- "I'm not flash." Oh...just doing an impression of a flash git then?!
What things do people say or do to you which you find laughable?! "
Reminds me of Harry Enfield, where the character would then go, 'considerably richer than yeow' in a Brummie accent  |
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"When someone brags about the fact they own 3 homes, luxury cars and have numerous holidays abroad each year...then follow those statements up with this cracker- "I'm not flash." Oh...just doing an impression of a flash git then?!
What things do people say or do to you which you find laughable?!
Reminds me of Harry Enfield, where the character would then go, 'considerably richer than yeow' in a Brummie accent "
Loved the Harry Enfield show!
But that was actually funny, rather than laughable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv 
They must be living in cloud cuckoo land! Never known a cuppa to cost a fiver!
Never had a large coffee in Starbucks then "
Have you seen how many calories are in Starbucks coffees?? |
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"Spare us a fiver for a cuppa please Guv
They must be living in cloud cuckoo land! Never known a cuppa to cost a fiver!
Never had a large coffee in Starbucks then
Have you seen how many calories are in Starbucks coffees?? "
No I haven't. I usually drink an Americano with hot milk (semi skimmed) when we're in there, which is often  . I expect some of the more exotic drinks are highly calorific. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just passing through to watch the tumble!"
Not too dissimilar from the 'I have a 9in cock, is that big'? type thread! Yes, son, you know full well it is! |
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"Just passing through to watch the tumble!
Not too dissimilar from the 'I have a 9in cock, is that big'? type thread! Yes, son, you know full well it is! "
Why do people post those?!
I mean...it's like me asking if I have big tits at bra size 38GG. |
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""Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it"
Because England is fucking tropical isnt it. "
To be fair, every time i've been to scotland (many, family) it has pissed down with rain and been really cold. Even in the middle of summer. So actually down here in the south east it's pretty damned gorgeous in comparison! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most circumstances where the sentence begins with, 'I'm not being rude but....'
In fact, it's rationalising rudeness "
Everything before the 'but' is bullshit.
Im not homophobic but..
im not racist but...
im not angry but...
We all know people that do it. Its just trying to minimise the statement that follows. |
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""Oh you're from Scotland, its cold and rains a lot up there doesn't it"
Because England is fucking tropical isnt it.
To be fair, every time i've been to scotland (many, family) it has pissed down with rain and been really cold. Even in the middle of summer. So actually down here in the south east it's pretty damned gorgeous in comparison! "
It does rain more in West Scotland but where countryside where I live has
record temps for hottest place in UK. Probably because of altitude. |
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"Most circumstances where the sentence begins with, 'I'm not being rude but....'
In fact, it's rationalising rudeness
Everything before the 'but' is bullshit.
Im not homophobic but..
im not racist but...
im not angry but...
We all know people that do it. Its just trying to minimise the statement that follows."
Agreed. |
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