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Gentlemen / Boys : Before you meet a woman for fun, do you want to know how big her flange is?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There can only be one Lib from Hampshire surely  "
Hiding for four months though. That shows remarkable restraint.
I want to do that, "you're name is Libertine and I claim my £10" - can I?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There can only be one Lib from Hampshire surely
Hiding for four months though. That shows remarkable restraint.
I want to do that, "you're name is Libertine and I claim my £10" - can I?
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Yeah go on  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"For balance. And science.
And how would it be measured? 
Traffic cone and a magic marker."
Or use the displacement method posited by Archimedes. Of course, for that you'd need a cock of known length and girth to measure the displacement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LMAO I do think a device should be made to measure ladies, its only fair,  "
It has been.....a cock, but the measurements are flawed as is obvious on here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look theres an easy way to measure a pussy....... Simply give her a good fisting whilst wearing your best watch, if you still have your watch when you have finished shes a keeper
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For balance. And science.
And how would it be measured?
Advice:
Do NOT use your sky remote.
It's a buggar having to press mrs ddc's belly-button whenever I want Bbc1
Mr ddc"
Good job there's nothing worth watching on channel 5 then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd say a vernier caliper is your best bet but surely it would depend if the flange was stretched or relaxed. You also need to take the thermal coefficient of skin into consideration. If you measured under load the distension could be huge lol |
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"For balance. And science.
And how would it be measured?
Advice:
Do NOT use your sky remote.
It's a buggar having to press mrs ddc's belly-button whenever I want Bbc1
Mr ddc
Good job there's nothing worth watching on channel 5 then "
It's amazing that by pressing the right buttons I can make her volume louder too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.
The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.
Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib. "
This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.
The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.
Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.
This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."
I tried but he played it cool and kept me panting.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.
The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.
Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.
This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."
I did,he was amaaaaaaazing in bed. Biggest cock I ever came across in my life. I played hide the thimble in his chest hair  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.
The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.
Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.
This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."
He was ghey.
Kept asking to nosh me off!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.
The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.
Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.
This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."
Not for want of trying |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.
The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.
Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.
This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him."
Nah, he probably snores.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tried. He claims he's all new and not Lib, despite the familiar start to this thread.
The ol' switcheroo is a classic though.
Made classic on here by a(nother) Lib.
This guy sounds awesome. I hope all you ladies slept with him.
Not for want of trying "
Hahahahaha me too... |
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