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It has been 46 yrs since my last confession so I'll just do todays.
I have flerted blatantly with ever female on here.
I have done nothing all day but piss about on here.
And I haven't got a thing but a big grin on my face for all my efforts but by fuck it's been a laff
Ok so what your confessions and remember confeshon is good for the soul
Father blade |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has been 46 yrs since my last confession so I'll just do todays.
I have flerted blatantly with ever female on here.
I have done nothing all day but piss about on here.
And I haven't got a thing but a big grin on my face for all my efforts but by fuck it's been a laff
Ok so what your confessions and remember confeshon is good for the soul
Father blade "
Not me.  |
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"It has been 46 yrs since my last confession so I'll just do todays.
I have flerted blatantly with ever female on here.
I have done nothing all day but piss about on here.
And I haven't got a thing but a big grin on my face for all my efforts but by fuck it's been a laff
Ok so what your confessions and remember confeshon is good for the soul
Father blade
Not me. "
You will burn in hell for lying young lady now confess or be damn for ever more
Ps my inbox is open if you prefer |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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Forgive me father blade for I have sind, when I was enjoying the sunshine today I wondered if every woman I saw wearing a short was knickerless. Unfortunately it didn't stop there though father... my dirty mind then began to assign different flavours to the juices that these same women would taste like where I to bury my tongue in between their ripe lips of the netheregion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You wanna be careful, Father Blade ..; this might become a full time job.
I'm not sure you'd want to hear some of these folks confessions ... Bit like googling blue waffle .
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"Forgive me father blade for I have sind, when I was enjoying the sunshine today I wondered if every woman I saw wearing a short was knickerless. Unfortunately it didn't stop there though father... my dirty mind then began to assign different flavours to the juices that these same women would taste like where I to bury my tongue in between their ripe lips of the netheregion "
That's ok my son I hear your confessions and I forgive them. But if you have such bad thoughts again get some pic and bung em in my inbox. Cheers dude oop I mean my son  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Forgive me father Blade as I have sinned I dragged my job out today so I would get back in time to go home. Driving my VW Golf cabriolet with the roof down and blasting my music loud |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Forgive me father blade for I have sind, when I was enjoying the sunshine today I wondered if every woman I saw wearing a short was knickerless. Unfortunately it didn't stop there though father... my dirty mind then began to assign different flavours to the juices that these same women would taste like where I to bury my tongue in between their ripe lips of the netheregion
That's ok my son I hear your confessions and I forgive them. But if you have such bad thoughts again get some pic and bung em in my inbox. Cheers dude oop I mean my son "
thankyou father, I too hope that next time I will capture some divine images |
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"Forgive me father Blade as I have sinned I dragged my job out today so I would get back in time to go home. Driving my VW Golf cabriolet with the roof down and blasting my music loud "
You are forgiven my son but next time ffs try harder |
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"I'm a good girl I am!
Pull the other one.
How very dare yooouuuuuu! "
Im sorry my child but with an arse like your I must agree with the devine words from about. Your chatting shit now confess or be damned please please please |
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over a year ago
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"I'm a good girl I am!
Pull the other one.
How very dare yooouuuuuu!
Im sorry my child but with an arse like your I must agree with the devine words from about. Your chatting shit now confess or be damned please please please "
Ok
I confess to having totally impure thoughts while I was in a stand up tanning booth today
I was naked with arms above my head holding on to straps that hung down from above and was wishing someone I know was naked behind me |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm a good girl I am!
Pull the other one.
How very dare yooouuuuuu!
Im sorry my child but with an arse like your I must agree with the devine words from about. Your chatting shit now confess or be damned please please please
Ok
I confess to having totally impure thoughts while I was in a stand up tanning booth today
I was naked with arms above my head holding on to straps that hung down from above and was wishing someone I know was naked behind me "
awesome..i so chuckled  |
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"I'm a good girl I am!
Pull the other one.
How very dare yooouuuuuu!
Im sorry my child but with an arse like your I must agree with the devine words from about. Your chatting shit now confess or be damned please please please
Ok
I confess to having totally impure thoughts while I was in a stand up tanning booth today
I was naked with arms above my head holding on to straps that hung down from above and was wishing someone I know was naked behind me "
Consider yourself forgiven but only if it was me you wished for |
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"I'm almost virginal it's been that long! And you haven't flirted with me either!
Maybe I missed you but I'll pry for you my child maybe my pryers will be answerd
Aww thank you pry or pray?  "
Witch ever you prefer my my child |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I took a stole a chocolate bar out the fridge in work, I took one bite out of it, decided I didn't want it anymore so I put it back in the fridge!
It turns out it belonged to my boss, who is a total utter tosser! So did I really sin? Karma and all that? |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
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Forgive me. My hand slipped into a bag of maltesers and now they are empty. I feel bad as they were the sharing bag and I didn't share. Oh and as I am here one custard donut and a Bakewell tart.  |
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"I took a stole a chocolate bar out the fridge in work, I took one bite out of it, decided I didn't want it anymore so I put it back in the fridge!
It turns out it belonged to my boss, who is a total utter tosser! So did I really sin? Karma and all that? "
Hmmm my device feeling on this is no all bosses are tossers they get what they deserve so your forgiven my son.
Quick ps to my boss I didn't mean you your hollyness.....hes gets so techie some time and boy what a temper |
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Forgive me Father Blade for I used the last of the toilet paper in the works toilet this morning and didn't put a new roll out as I was in a rush to get to my bed |
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"Forgive me Father Blade for I used the last of the toilet paper in the works toilet this morning and didn't put a new roll out as I was in a rush to get to my bed "
Nope I'm sorry not even I can firgive you for that. Your going to hell boy and don't pick up your £200 when you pass go |
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"Forgive me. My hand slipped into a bag of maltesers and now they are empty. I feel bad as they were the sharing bag and I didn't share. Oh and as I am here one custard donut and a Bakewell tart. "
I'm afraid you leave me with no choice your penance can only be given in person and the sooner the better you sinner |
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"It has been 46 yrs since my last confession so I'll just do todays.
I have flerted blatantly with ever female on here.
I have done nothing all day but piss about on here.
And I haven't got a thing but a big grin on my face for all my efforts but by fuck it's been a laff
Ok so what your confessions and remember confeshon is good for the soul
Father blade "
Forgive me Father for I have sinned ......it has been 36 years since my last confession
I fell for the flirting of a certain man on here and I showed him everything earlier
I even offered to show him more
Will I be punished Father? oh please |
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"It has been 46 yrs since my last confession so I'll just do todays.
I have flerted blatantly with ever female on here.
I have done nothing all day but piss about on here.
And I haven't got a thing but a big grin on my face for all my efforts but by fuck it's been a laff
Ok so what your confessions and remember confeshon is good for the soul
Father blade
Forgive me Father for I have sinned ......it has been 36 years since my last confession
I fell for the flirting of a certain man on here and I showed him everything earlier
I even offered to show him more
Will I be punished Father? oh please "
Well with socks like them thrown in the poor guys face we can hardly blame him now can we. So yes you must be punished my child come here and kneel before me and your penance you will receive
Just try not to choke or talk with your mouth full |
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"It has been 46 yrs since my last confession so I'll just do todays.
I have flerted blatantly with ever female on here.
I have done nothing all day but piss about on here.
And I haven't got a thing but a big grin on my face for all my efforts but by fuck it's been a laff
Ok so what your confessions and remember confeshon is good for the soul
Father blade "
your spelling is also sinful!  Report to detention |
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"It has been 46 yrs since my last confession so I'll just do todays.
I have flerted blatantly with ever female on here.
I have done nothing all day but piss about on here.
And I haven't got a thing but a big grin on my face for all my efforts but by fuck it's been a laff
Ok so what your confessions and remember confeshon is good for the soul
Father blade
your spelling is also sinful! Report to detention"
Hmmmm I wonder why that is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It has been 46 yrs since my last confession so I'll just do todays.
I have flerted blatantly with ever female on here.
I have done nothing all day but piss about on here.
And I haven't got a thing but a big grin on my face for all my efforts but by fuck it's been a laff
Ok so what your confessions and remember confeshon is good for the soul
Father blade "
Go and sin no more |
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