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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I would normally accept your offer, but my meet is arriving in couple of hours, so on this occasion I'm afraid I'll have to sadly decline  "
Excuse kind sir, I was looking for more of a fist fight, not a playful fight amongst men.
So if that was an offer, thanks, but no |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"Naked fights in the showers, those where the days! "
Reminded me of the Borat naked fighting scene, absolutely hilarious. 
As for the fighting talk I'm sure if you have some butter to hand (for your bread) they'll be someone prepared to show you 'who's the daddy', lol. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Will you be fighting naked?
With a woman definitely not, I have a low attention threshold and may get distracted from my fight.
With a man, Em..
I've never done sword fighting before "
Now, on here, "sword fighting" could be misconstrued...
I think Scotty was offering you a 69 further up the thread.  |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Will you be fighting naked?
With a woman definitely not, I have a low attention threshold and may get distracted from my fight.
With a man, Em..
I've never done sword fighting before
Now, on here, "sword fighting" could be misconstrued...
I think Scotty was offering you a 69 further up the thread. "
I did pretend not to notice  |
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"Will you be fighting naked?
With a woman definitely not, I have a low attention threshold and may get distracted from my fight.
With a man, Em..
I've never done sword fighting before
Now, on here, "sword fighting" could be misconstrued...
I think Scotty was offering you a 69 further up the thread.
I did pretend not to notice "
Treat them mean... Keep em keen !! |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"mud wrestling is on my bucket list...but youre not interested in losing..hey ho..:P
hehehe"
Em re wrestling sometimes the match is fixed and winner loses. So for the right circumstances ill tale a fall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a prize?
He's got a great "prize". 
It could end up battered and useless though!
It's got a valve to blow it up again.
Excuse me, i am here you know"
Who said that?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is there a prize?
He's got a great "prize".
It could end up battered and useless though!
It's got a valve to blow it up again.
Excuse me, i am here you know"
Just get yourself over here and let's wrestle. I'll invite Scotty, just for you. |
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"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight "
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching "
But am I winning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naked fights in the showers, those where the days!
Did you go to an all boys boarding school? "
I did that is why i am terrified of women and like to dress in their underwear |
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"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching
But am I winning "
*has a looksie* hmmmmmm difficult to tell with all those arms n legs flying around, but I am barracking for you!!! GO MR!!!!!!! Woo hoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mud wrestling is on my bucket list...but youre not interested in losing..hey ho..:P
hehehe"
Lose the mud and substitute lime flavoured jelly and i am in (other flavours are available)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching "
You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair.. |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching
You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair.."
Oi I'm sitting there, that's my chair.
MOVE!!! |
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"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching
You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair.."
As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching
You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..
As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!? "
I'm blaming you for me going to the cupboard and coming back with chocolate.
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"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching
You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..
As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!?
I'm blaming you for me going to the cupboard and coming back with chocolate.
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I take full responsibility for that too! What ya got? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching
You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..
As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!? "
I'll take my chances haha |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'll just sit n watch *opens up the smallgeezers*
And where did you pop from, you've come to kick a man when he's down.
That's not a fair fight
I wouldn't do that I'm minding my own, munching malteasers whilst you grapple, wrestle and other stuff with the folk here.... Just watching
You sharing the malteasers lol, I'll pull up a chair..
As a rule I play nicely, touch the chocolate and it could get nasty.... Just saying.... Are you feeling lucky!?!?!?!?
I'm blaming you for me going to the cupboard and coming back with chocolate.
I take full responsibility for that too! What ya got? "
I've gone cheap and I've got a Galaxy honeycomb. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl 
Maltesers are Mars.
But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm
I love to see woman fight  "
Fight? We're both mellow and full of chocolate.
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"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl
Maltesers are Mars.
But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm
I love to see woman fight
Fight? We're both mellow and full of chocolate.
"
Mmmmmmmmm chocolate Tickle my belly *purrrrrrrr* lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl
Maltesers are Mars.
But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm
I love to see woman fight
Fight? We're both mellow and full of chocolate.
Mmmmmmmmm chocolate Tickle my belly *purrrrrrrr* lol"
Touch my belly and we end up fighting.
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"Will let you keep that, I'm a Cadbury girl
Maltesers are Mars.
But they are malteasers and that is that mmmmmmmm
I love to see woman fight
Fight? We're both mellow and full of chocolate.
Mmmmmmmmm chocolate Tickle my belly *purrrrrrrr* lol
Touch my belly and we end up fighting.
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We can compare wobbles woo hoo!!!!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers
Sorry MrMan.
Now we're gonna fight, me and you
It's Mr space Man"
Spaceman
I always wanted you to go into space, man
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers
Sorry MrMan.
Now we're gonna fight, me and you
It's Mr space Man
Spaceman
I always wanted you to go into space, man
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Go on push me,
I'll just have to slap you hard.
How hard. It all depends how bad you are |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This is meant to be a thread where we argue, and most of all fight. Nit tickle each others belly with chocolate fingers
Sorry MrMan.
Now we're gonna fight, me and you
It's Mr space Man
Spaceman
I always wanted you to go into space, man
Go on push me,
I'll just have to slap you hard.
How hard. It all depends how bad you are"
I bite. |
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