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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not looking for a girlfriend or a boyfriend but I would love a nice dirty tart

Age, looks, not important, but must like Jaffa Cakes and Rich Tea biscuits

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got some passionfruit curd and pastry. If I add some soil will that be a dirty enough tart for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I could be tempted

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I could be tempted

I'll add a dollop of ice cream to sweeten the deal.

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

I got a Bakewell that slipped down behind the fridge a month or so ago...

Its yours if you want it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could be tempted

I'll add a dollop of ice cream to sweeten the deal.

If that comes with a nice sloppy BJ we may have a deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You looked on the floor of the cake isle in Asda , some reet filthy ones in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You looked on the floor of the cake isle in Asda , some reet filthy ones in there

Don't forget the checkouts, especially the ex Netto ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do rich tea biscuits still exist?

I have not important looks...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I could be tempted

I'll add a dollop of ice cream to sweeten the deal.

If that comes with a nice sloppy BJ we may have a deal"

I'll leave the Ben & Jerry's out for an hour. That should be sloppy enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could be tempted

I'll add a dollop of ice cream to sweeten the deal.

If that comes with a nice sloppy BJ we may have a deal

I'll leave the Ben & Jerry's out for an hour. That should be sloppy enough."

OK, OK, you've pulled

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