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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
Men who sport the sandals with socks look...
Men that wear sock garters..
Men that wear white socks with black shoes...taken to an extreme just think Michael Jackson..
Men that keep their socks on whilst having sex..
A woman...especially when she says..'no, I don't mind'  |
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People who cut all their food up, then put the knife down and eat using only the fork.
People who wear shirts with the top button done up but seem to have forgotten to put on a tie.
I'm with you on the bog roll btw OP  |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
Anyone that you can clearly see in the mirror has their fingers crossed behind their back whilst promising you something.
Anyone that endlessly feels the need to keep adding further remarks to the same thread...
Anyone that spends far too much time idling time away on this forum..
Right, its high time I fuck off and do something more constructive with my time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men that drink Rose wine
Anyone with a moustache and a beret
Men in gold necklaces
Clowns
Magicians
Children's entertainers
My manager
Swingers
Wankers
Stalkers
...... that will be all for now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men that drink Rose wine
Anyone with a moustache and a beret
Men in gold necklaces
Clowns
Magicians
Children's entertainers
My manager
Swingers
Wankers
Stalkers
...... that will be all for now "
I love your name  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men that drink Rose wine
Anyone with a moustache and a beret
Men in gold necklaces
Clowns
Magicians
Children's entertainers
My manager
Swingers
Wankers
Stalkers
...... that will be all for now
I love your name "
Thanks xx |
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People who say I'm fat because I eat far too much on my 2 average sized meals every day
When they themselves eat 4-6 times a day plus snacks and soft drinks laden with calories, (which I very very very rarely have)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved".
Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!!"
Hmm that's never crossed my mind before. I'm going to view ads more cynically now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who say trust me I've done this a thousand times"
I say that to my students, usually when they're in front of me and I have a razor sharp sword in my hands...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who rarely blink.
Fun fact, if someone maintains eye contact for six seconds straight without blinking they ether want to fuck you or kill you. "
I wonder which one I want to do to you |
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"Men who sport the sandals with socks look...
Men that wear sock garters..
Men that wear white socks with black shoes...taken to an extreme just think Michael Jackson..
Men that keep their socks on whilst having sex..
A woman...especially when she says..'no, I don't mind' "
Men who are obsessed with socks xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who say trust me I've done this a thousand times
I say that to my students, usually when they're in front of me and I have a razor sharp sword in my hands...... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Television adverts that claim a product is "new and improved".
Note to admen, it can't be new AND improved!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm that's never crossed my mind before. I'm going to view ads more cynically now!"
Who said Fab isn't educational...... |
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"People who rarely blink.
Fun fact, if someone maintains eye contact for six seconds straight without blinking they ether want to fuck you or kill you.
I wonder which one I want to do to you "
I rather hope it's the former |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Never trust a man in a non-functional hat. 
That is a very good rule for life that I have found to be most useful. The same applies to anyone driving a car in a non-functional hat."
What's a non-functional hat? The function of a hat is to... sit on a head.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights  "
But that stops your tighs from falling down and sagging! I used to do that in school!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights "
What!? Who does that!?! Omg!! Ewwwwwww! Someone's gonna have a very sweaty Betty! |
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"Women who wear two pairs of knickers at the same time...one pair underneath and one pair on top of a pair of tights
But that stops your tighs from falling down and sagging! I used to do that in school!
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Fuck me!! I didn't know women did that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who put the loo roll with the end hanging down wall side.
People who are 'indifferent' about Marmite.
People who think fez's aren't cool...
They are out there. Amoungst us...
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I've never tried marmite. I'm 43.
Sorry everyone.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The woman on the phone who says "your call is important to us"
She's a bitch lol "
Yeah, lol. Then leaves you listening to shitty music for an hour, hoping you'll disappear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blokes who don't like football.
Or lager
Real ale drinkers"
Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Blokes who don't like football.
Or lager
Real ale drinkers
Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS!"
Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blokes who don't like football.
Or lager
Real ale drinkers
Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS!
Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice?"
Who are quite happy to have a ruck, bloodied up, then shake on it and crack on...
Shall we see what the actors do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blokes who don't like football.
Or lager
Real ale drinkers
Puffball is for bad actors who secretly love each other. All that hugging and kissing - just get a room and a walk on part in Emmerdale FFS!
Where as rugger is for guys who like to wear tight little white shorts and run around chasing and hugging eachother. And after maybe a spot of strictly come dancing or dancing on ice?
Who are quite happy to have a ruck, bloodied up, then shake on it and crack on...
Shall we see what the actors do? "
Chew fake blood capsules maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well - we've all seen how hard that poor man got hit on the ear during that match....
so hard he collapsed in agony...
Sorry you've lost me"
https://youtu.be/IQojgdfUAe0 |
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"People who put the loo roll with the end hanging down wall side.
People who are 'indifferent' about Marmite.
People who think fez's aren't cool...
They are out there. Amoungst us...
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Fez's are way cool i have one  |
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Guys who's jeans can't go higher than his mid arse.
Ladies that use the word "Fine"
Evangelical preachers
Any guy that takes longer to get ready than a girl......
(Unless he's dressing as a girl...) |
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