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Funny thing last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Husband went to a work do

Came home Sooo d*unk n he passed out

So in a childish rage ( I had spent a hour getting dolled up for a session of living with him ) I shaved his eyebrow off

Thought I wud share lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Stupid spell check loving not living

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nice one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

eye eye

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

bet you are mrs popularity this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That will teach him not to drink too much lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Childish rage indeed!

Hope for his sake he never forgets a birthday!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I am kind of hoping next week the hubby posts that she came home d*unk last night and he shaved her head.... just for a laugh of course.

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By *oDownEasyMan  over a year ago

Ayrshire

And did he notice them gone before he left for work?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So, physically assaulting your husband for being d*unk is ok is it? If you came home d*unk and he shaved off all your hair, would that be as much of a laugh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like it was a Unibrow.........in which case you did him a favour.

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Assault is overstating it a touch, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Christ if we had got done for assault every time we shaved someones eyebrow/s off when i was at uni we would all still have criminal records, get a Grip!!!

Its a bit naughty, but its not like she left bruises or any lasting physical damage.

GET REAL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Last time I collected my partner from a works do he was sound asleep on a bench by the bus-stop.

I poured him into the car, undressed him when we got home then he muttered something about a curried parsnip soup a friend had given him the recipe for, sooooo off he went to the veg cupboard to find some.

The kids and I laughed so much and took pictures of this man wearing only a bathrobe and socks muttering parsnips as he drifted off to sleep curled half in and half out the cupboard.

We left him there all night to sleep it off....... the A4 pics on his office board were an even bigger hoot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So, physically assaulting your husband for being d*unk is ok is it? If you came home d*unk and he shaved off all your hair, would that be as much of a laugh? "

I thought the shaved look was de rigeure this year...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Siren couldn't shave my eyebrows off under any circumstances cos I ain't got any anyway. Must admit though, if I did, and she did, I wouldn't be best pleased and revenge would be the order of the day.

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By *atureFem4FunWoman  over a year ago

Petts Wood


"So, physically assaulting your husband for being d*unk is ok is it? If you came home d*unk and he shaved off all your hair, would that be as much of a laugh? "

Not entirely sure that shaving off a spouses eyebrows would hold water as a physical assault charge.....am guessing you never had much fun in your youth?

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