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By *UNCHBOX OP Man
over a year ago
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For me the best and funniest one was on a radio station where a woman asked for a dedication as she was leaving her workplace for a new job, and wanted a song to be played for her work colleagues. She asked for BACK STABBERS by the O'JAYS. |
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over a year ago
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my mum was in a pub listening to a very bad vocalist when he finished his song he asked if there were any request what would they like him to play next she shouted out darts lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my mum was in a pub listening to a very bad vocalist when he finished his song he asked if there were any request what would they like him to play next she shouted out darts lol "
On the same theme, in Florence a famous diva sang an aria and then on demand... an encore. The public called for another encore which the diva politely declined.
From the upper gods came a voice...
" Sing it again... Till you get it right!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex of mine used to work behind the bar in a local pub when a customer leaned over the bar and whispered "I'd love to get inside your knickers!" she calmly said to him "I already have a cunt in there why would I want another one! his face was a picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
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An Alpha male ex-colleague of mine who was prone to verbally bulling his way to success had well rehearsed put-downs he frequently used when finding himself in uncomfortable situations….
One occasion I distinctly remember was when we were being audited and he was the subject of a face to face interogation by the lead auditor….
My colleague started to rub his eyes and pull a distressed face as though he was suffering a allergic reaction to something,,, the auditor doing the interrogation asked if there was anything wrong and could he help,,, my colleague replied by asking the auditor if he had a cat or dog at home…. The auditor replied that indeed he did have a cat,,,, my colleague then responded by saying,,,,,,,
“For F**K Sake man, when you go home tonight… get hold of your cat and give its arsehole a darn good lick … it might freshen your breath up a bit, it F**king reeks of shit….. the auditor shrivelled…. My ex-colleague was a complete twat btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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best i have ever used was to an ex work colleague many years ago,he was a complete and utter twat and bullshitter,he got on my nerves so much that i asked him if he knew what a condom was for ..he of course answered that he did....so i told him it was a shame his father didnt......he didnt speak to me for weeks ! |
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