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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think it could have been Colonel Mustard in the Library with his lead pipe!
Has anyone else seen anything suspicious in the Lounge today, so we can narrow down the suspects? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/8L0Oae6PzCQ
Now you can all have this going round in your head all day!
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Now it makes sense! I thought it was a mastermind criminal that I'd never heard of ! |
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"https://youtu.be/8L0Oae6PzCQ
Now you can all have this going round in your head all day!
Now it makes sense! I thought it was a mastermind criminal that I'd never heard of ! "
And on the plus side, I can use it to prove to Mrs ddc that she WAS wrong to throw out my white brogues. They WERE cool and trendy!
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If anyone can be arsed to take it to the Dragon's Den, last we played Cluedo I came up with the idea of 'Adult' Cluedo, using the upstairs rooms.
I'd do Miss Scarlett, on the Four-poster, with the 9" dildo...
(If they take it up, I'll keep 1%, ta) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah I reckon it could be those shifty looking tit smugglers from Azerbaijan myself  "
Ssshhh. You were in for a 30% cut if you kept quiet...now everyone will want in on it..never mind the chesney hawkes sideline... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it was me who murdered someone with a big fuck off carving knife
Did you hide the evidence ? "
My daughter went facebook official with her bf the other month. I had to remind him there are a lot of pig farms in lincolnshire. Then my daughter had to explain the reference to him... I think I managed to instil the correct level of fear and respect |
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"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess
Can I try clover clamps on your nipples? 
Yeah. Attach a battery too
Stuff that, use the mains "
Sod off! I was planning a flat AAA and pretend with little yelps and squeals. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess
Can I try clover clamps on your nipples?
Yeah. Attach a battery too
Stuff that, use the mains
Sod off! I was planning a flat AAA and pretend with little yelps and squeals. "
Just say that you don't have enough sockets. |
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"You can torture me, OP, to see if I confess
Can I try clover clamps on your nipples?
Yeah. Attach a battery too
Stuff that, use the mains
Sod off! I was planning a flat AAA and
pretend with little yelps and squeals.
Just say that you don't have enough
sockets."
I know where you're going with that. |
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