Whats wrong with me?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I keep losing my car keys and walking into rooms and forgetting why i went in there! (p.s. i found the car keys - in the fridge!)

By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

It's your age dear.... It happens to us all

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop going to old style swingers parties

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop going to old style swingers parties

Wonder if they were in a bowl in the fridge

By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Anno domini.....

By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I was given a choice... A great memory or a big cock...

I can't remember what I chose...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I believe it's what is known as a senior moment.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should see what the OP has done with the pampas grass

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's your age dear.... It happens to us all

Age certainly hasn't diminished your looks dear

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should see what the OP has done with the pampas grass

Shhh! you promised never to mention the pampas grass!!!