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When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything? "
I'm a terrible singer!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything? I'm a terrible singer!!"
This isn't X Factor sunshine pick up a shovel. |
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything? "
I'll muck out your stables if you wear those jodhpurs and riding boots.  
Not sure about being kicked in the balls though and i can't sing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything?
I'll muck out your stables if you wear those jodhpurs and riding boots.
Not sure about being kicked in the balls though and i can't sing. "
You might be able to sing if you got kicked in the balls!!!  |
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything?
I'll muck out your stables if you wear those jodhpurs and riding boots.
Not sure about being kicked in the balls though and i can't sing.
You might be able to sing if you got kicked in the balls!!! "
I hear the Bee Gees have got a couple of vacancies  |
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything? "
I've offered my ironing pile to several people with this on their profile and not a single, solitary one of them has take me up on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything?
I've offered my ironing pile to several people with this on their profile and not a single, solitary one of them has take me up on it."
Perhaps you should offer to iron their cock first? Someone on here would be down for that I bet! |
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything?
I've offered my ironing pile to several people with this on their profile and not a single, solitary one of them has take me up on it.
Perhaps you should offer to iron their cock first? Someone on here would be down for that I bet! "
I hadn't thought of that. I did see a guy with an iron hanging off his testicles once.....not in Tesco I hasten to add  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you see this on a profile are you not sorely tempted to test this out?
I would like to see if anyone is up for mucking out the stables while being kicked in the balls while singing me a lovely song.
Surely you cannot be up for anything? "
Yeah i have and they failed lol |
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