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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Find out what they are allergic to and accidentally on purpose give it to them in a massive dose.
All this would be null and void if all that happens is a nasty rash.
Mhwahaha Mhwahaha Mhwahaha
But what an annoying itch it would be.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jools n Mr fun
Firstly id cook jools a poisoned Jamie Oliver meals then id read Mr Fun a mister men book till he falls asleep
N suffocate him xx"
Make a Drilled from a chainsaw and a 45 gallon fuel tank.... all the while playing Justin Beiber instead rock music... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start a fire in chest hair ( it's too impressive to exist) 
Shove a red hot poker up his arse
Ouch, you went too far with that  "
That was just for starters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take him down the docks and get the fishe wives to shag him to exhaustion and then gut him with their fish knives "
Tell him what at a ickle wickle fluffy bunny rabbit he is until it drives him mad & he rams his fist down his throat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id give him Fabs first ever shit blowjob the shock of it would kill him. 
Adminster Rohypnol then use a permanent marker to put the beard back...."
Drown him in his own coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id give him Fabs first ever shit blowjob the shock of it would kill him.
Adminster Rohypnol then use a permanent marker to put the beard back....
Drown him in his own coffee "
Feed her Condensed..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Homicidal katana wielding ninja gerbil
Leave a banana skin on the floor so that when 'slightly d*unk dancing' takes place, the fall is catastrophic"
Film the fall so they will die laughing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hung by the feet over a barrel of whisky which is slowly filling
The whisky needs to be drank to keep the level down.
All wee goes back in to the barrel |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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Put on a helicopter and flown to the Austalian outback. Only one contestant faces him. That Gemma from TOWIE. Gemma has upped her game, if he loses any challenge, he will die a 1000 public shamings. |
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