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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Post your best chat up line to the person above xx
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?  "
If it means me seeing that sexy arse, I'd make you walk by again & again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get your cart luv,your pulled.
Ever been to Jerusalem? Coz you Israeli sexy...
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That's one of those lines that only works in text.
If I said it. She'd look at me like I was batshit crazy.  
You could say that to 100 people abd I doubt anyone would get it.
It's good though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Post your best chat up line to the person above xx
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
If it means me seeing that sexy arse, I'd make you walk by again & again "
I bet you get sick of guys hitting on you all the time,must be hard to keep that great smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you from tennesee as your the only ten i see
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
How do you like your breakfast
My house or yours
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If I had sex with you id be raven about it for months |
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"Are you from tennesee as your the only ten i see
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
How do you like your breakfast
My house or yours
If I had sex with you id be raven about it for months "
Ever near london then be my guest |
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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello you how are you hope your well you look exactly like my next girlfriend "
Why don't I sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that comes up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.
Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.
Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good "
Stop teasing me!!!!! You know I don't mean that, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.
Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.
Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good
Stop teasing me!!!!! You know I don't mean that, right?"
you look tired would you like to rest on my pillows  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)"
My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.
Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.
Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good
Stop teasing me!!!!! You know I don't mean that, right?you look tired would you like to rest on my pillows "
Stop it!!!!!!! You bloody know the answer.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.
Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.
Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good
Stop teasing me!!!!! You know I don't mean that, right?you look tired would you like to rest on my pillows
Stop it!!!!!!! You bloody know the answer. "
do I? |
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"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.
Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.
Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good "
As long as I have a face you'll always have a seat |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)
My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out."
sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)
My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.
sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like "
I don't lay on my bed.....I sit on it |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)
My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.
sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like
I don't lay on my bed.....I sit on it "
tell me more.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)
My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.
sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like
I don't lay on my bed.....I sit on it
tell me more.... "
Well I sit and I struggle to sit still. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curvybrunette has spanner eyes.
Every time she looks at me my nuts tighten.
Taxi.........are you going to offer a lady a seat.....your lap looks good
As long as I have a face you'll always have a seat "
ooohhh quite comfy here |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Hey ba-beh, mind if rest my hand here inbetween you legs for a little while (it only works if you sound like Elvis though)
My beds a bit lumpy but I'm not sure wanna come try it out.
sure but if it does turn out to be lumpy, then you can lay on top of me if you like
I don't lay on my bed.....I sit on it
tell me more....
Well I sit and I struggle to sit still. "
I'm not surprised you struggle to sit still, especially if you have young buck of your liking to sit on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""we're having an argument over who's spoken to the hottest woman.. do you mind if prove them wrong?.....""
I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which line has been the best
For me, "Hi, I'm a Norwich fan!!"
Im a watford fan i support the team with the best strikers in the league"
Couldn't score against us  |
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"Just got to ask did wes hoolahan ever recover from being shot as he went down like he had been the diving little cheat
3-0 both times."
Sorry who that who got automatically promoted come on middesborugh beat the divers. I heard a rumour you was signing Tom Daley is that true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just got to ask did wes hoolahan ever recover from being shot as he went down like he had been the diving little cheat
3-0 both times.
Sorry who that who got automatically promoted come on middesborugh beat the divers. I heard a rumour you was signing Tom Daley is that true"
Petty |
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