finally opened the front room curtains..( told ya i was having a lazy day  ) only to discover a dead blackbird, the body is intact except for a few stray feather.
so whats the best way to dispose of the body?
bin it?
bury it?
cook it?
throw it over the fence?
any other suggestions?  |
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Cut her into 5 equal peices, and stack the parts ontop of each other; this will make it easier to carry....
Oh, hang on; we're talking about a Blackbird of the aviating type...? |
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"Isn't a dead blackbird outside your front door regarded as a harbinger of doom? Or is it just unlucky to be superstitious?"
Well, i think it was unlucky.... for the bird lol!
Its a bit like lucky rabbits feet, never did the rabbit any good, did it? |
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thats heresy.. only the best beef skirt and spuds goes into a pasty.. and it should come from cornwall to be a real pasty...
