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What’s the worst thing about being your gender?
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By *irce OP Woman
over a year ago
Gloucester |
"Menstrual cycle and that thing...you know when you're older...the change...effin periods every two weeks!
What's it called?
Makes you batty! "
Menopause?
I had to drop HRT twice for 8 weeks, i know what hot flushes are like  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Menstrual cycle and that thing...you know when you're older...the change...effin periods every two weeks!
What's it called?
Makes you batty!
Menopause?
I had to drop HRT twice for 8 weeks, i know what hot flushes are like "
Yes! Menopause. That kinda sucks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
I rest my case. Time for another beer..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
I rest my case. Time for another beer....."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
I rest my case. Time for another beer....."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
I rest my case. Time for another beer....."
Well said that man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Menstrual cycle and that thing...you know when you're older...the change...effin periods every two weeks!
What's it called?
Makes you batty! "
Second that x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bring right all the time.
Knowing the difference between boxed chevrons and open chevrons.
Not being able to flutter your eyes at the police officer who's explaining the difference between boxed chevrons and open chevrons!.
Having to take alternative routes that don't include chevrons while driving with your wife
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
And thankfully that's why women are the child bearers lol
I rest my case. Time for another beer....."
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"Hormones.
Bras.
Mother Nature.
Tampons.
Childbirth.
Shaving.
Maintenance.
The multiple orgasms are kind of a reward for all that though. 
- Amy. x"
Bras are pretty bad for men too. Why no-one has invented quick-release fittings for them...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd say the unrelenting 'so when are you having kids' questions are a bit annoying. I also tend to slice myself accidentally whilst shaving and that's a pain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Currently? Being invisible. As an older woman I find I am overlooked in queues etc
That and men talking to my boobs and not to me.
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A avatar of one's visage may be the key to your gateway of desire. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hair growing out of my ears instead of my head."
So glad to be a woman sometimes. I do feel sorry for guys who go bald but have hairy backs, ears and noses. Nature is so unkind sometimes. |
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By *tef1972TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
I rest my case. Time for another beer....."
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"Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
I rest my case. Time for another beer....."
I know this is tongue in cheek but some men ACTUALLY believe this...
Seriously, the only way it could compare is if you were kicked in the balls again and again repeatedly for a couple of hours/days... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hair growing out of my ears instead of my head.
So glad to be a woman sometimes. I do feel sorry for guys who go bald but have hairy backs, ears and noses. Nature is so unkind sometimes."
Im not bald,just receding a little, thing my hair follicles have list thier way and are going for the nearest daylight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being a man I definitely lack the organisational skills females have.
Also my mum is really decisive. She doesn't fuck about.
I'm similar but she's more so.
Men make bad decisions.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
I rest my case. Time for another beer.....
Thanks pal,that did make me laugh,I can just imagine all the mothers reading that thumping the table.
I know this is tongue in cheek but some men ACTUALLY believe this...
Seriously, the only way it could compare is if you were kicked in the balls again and again repeatedly for a couple of hours/days..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"boobs as they are doing my head in  "
They look pretty gorgeous to me .... Pass them up here for a while I'll look after them for you ..... you'll most likely get them back more than a little played with though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being kicked in the bollocks!
I cut the lawn the other day, then as I sat having a beer on my freshly mown grass I got round to some heavy deductive thinking and came up with an answer to the age old question. Getting kicked in the balls is way worse than childbirth, and here's why.
About a year or so after having a baby you will quite often hear a woman say "I think I'd like another baby" and yet you will never hear a man say "you know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts....!"
I rest my case. Time for another beer....."
I lol'd hard at this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fact women are expected to dress up in sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc for a meet whereas men just come in jeans & a top  "
nothing wrong with premature ejaculation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fact women are expected to dress up in sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc for a meet whereas men just come in jeans & a top
nothing wrong with premature ejaculation"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fact women are expected to dress up in sexy lingerie, stockings, heels etc for a meet whereas men just come in jeans & a top "
hence wardrobe crisis! I never know what to wear...guys turn up in jeans and a T shirt or 'casual' smart clothes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being expected to wear make up, have your hair done, eyebrows done etc to go out, it's torture!! Men just go as they are....bastards "
To be fair that expectation is from other women we men don't notice lol |
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