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over a year ago
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"Dunked when I was a kid and ended up with soggy Rich Tea in my tea. Have never dunked again. Yuk."
You have to time how long you dunk for. Over dunking and you loose the bottom of your biscuit.  |
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"Dunked when I was a kid and ended up with soggy Rich Tea in my tea. Have never dunked again. Yuk.
You have to time how long you dunk for. Over dunking and you loose the bottom of your biscuit. "
heres the science bit..
"the average pore diameter in a biscuit is equal to four times the viscosity of the tea, multiplied by the height the liquid rises squared, divided by the surface tension of the tea, multiplied by the length of time the biscuit is dunked" |
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"Dunked when I was a kid and ended up with soggy Rich Tea in my tea. Have never dunked again. Yuk.
You have to time how long you dunk for. Over dunking and you loose the bottom of your biscuit. "
Not if I never ever ever ever dunk again I don't. Bleeeeurgh!   |
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This excellent penguin-biscuit-straw-tea experiment is worth a try. (Quite Common in Scotland apparently)
Here's how to try it yourself:
1. Buy penguin biscuits..
2. Completely unwrap a single biscuit and bite off two diagonally opposite corners of the biscuit.
3. Dip one of those corners into your tea whilst simultaneously sucking like a good’un through the other ( i.e. using the buist like a straw)
4. Having received a blast of hot chocolate flavoured tea come rushing through the biscuit quickly turn it sideways & shove it completely in your gob for a second rush of melted chocolate flavoured heaven.
Ya know ya gonna try it,,,,, so wot ya waitin for..... |
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"This excellent penguin-biscuit-straw-tea experiment is worth a try. (Quite Common in Scotland apparently)
Here's how to try it yourself:
1. Buy penguin biscuits..
2. Completely unwrap a single biscuit and bite off two diagonally opposite corners of the biscuit.
3. Dip one of those corners into your tea whilst simultaneously sucking like a good’un through the other ( i.e. using the buist like a straw)
4. Having received a blast of hot chocolate flavoured tea come rushing through the biscuit quickly turn it sideways & shove it completely in your gob for a second rush of melted chocolate flavoured heaven.
Ya know ya gonna try it,,,,, so wot ya waitin for..... "
ohh wonder if it works with a kit kat,?
kettles on so will let you know, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This excellent penguin-biscuit-straw-tea experiment is worth a try. (Quite Common in Scotland apparently)
Here's how to try it yourself:
1. Buy penguin biscuits..
2. Completely unwrap a single biscuit and bite off two diagonally opposite corners of the biscuit.
3. Dip one of those corners into your tea whilst simultaneously sucking like a good’un through the other ( i.e. using the buist like a straw)
4. Having received a blast of hot chocolate flavoured tea come rushing through the biscuit quickly turn it sideways & shove it completely in your gob for a second rush of melted chocolate flavoured heaven.
Ya know ya gonna try it,,,,, so wot ya waitin for.....
ohh wonder if it works with a kit kat,?
kettles on so will let you know, "
It does.... but not nearly as good...and you need to apply a more subtle style of suction which somehow seems to diminish the pleasure
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"This excellent penguin-biscuit-straw-tea experiment is worth a try. (Quite Common in Scotland apparently)
Here's how to try it yourself:
1. Buy penguin biscuits..
2. Completely unwrap a single biscuit and bite off two diagonally opposite corners of the biscuit.
3. Dip one of those corners into your tea whilst simultaneously sucking like a good’un through the other ( i.e. using the buist like a straw)
4. Having received a blast of hot chocolate flavoured tea come rushing through the biscuit quickly turn it sideways & shove it completely in your gob for a second rush of melted chocolate flavoured heaven.
Ya know ya gonna try it,,,,, so wot ya waitin for.....
ohh wonder if it works with a kit kat,?
kettles on so will let you know,
It does.... but not nearly as good...and you need to apply a more subtle style of suction which somehow seems to diminish the pleasure
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umm didnt work very well... may have to try and try again..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This excellent penguin-biscuit-straw-tea experiment is worth a try. (Quite Common in Scotland apparently)
Here's how to try it yourself:
1. Buy penguin biscuits..
2. Completely unwrap a single biscuit and bite off two diagonally opposite corners of the biscuit.
3. Dip one of those corners into your tea whilst simultaneously sucking like a good’un through the other ( i.e. using the buist like a straw)
4. Having received a blast of hot chocolate flavoured tea come rushing through the biscuit quickly turn it sideways & shove it completely in your gob for a second rush of melted chocolate flavoured heaven.
Ya know ya gonna try it,,,,, so wot ya waitin for.....
ohh wonder if it works with a kit kat,?
kettles on so will let you know,
It does.... but not nearly as good...and you need to apply a more subtle style of suction which somehow seems to diminish the pleasure
umm didnt work very well... may have to try and try again.. "
Yeah.. oh dear,,, hmmm,,, I know this will probably get animal welfare type people up in arms,,, but ya gotta suck on a penguin to get the proper job done….. trust me its worth it…..oh yeah |
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