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By *nne Callan OP Woman
over a year ago
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Once a bloke I met was having trouble finding the target. I said... just roll me in flour and fuck the wet patch. He burst out laughing and we had a very funny but non sexual evening. Did have a much nicer time another day. |
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Many years ago me and a friend went up town, got pretty d*unk and pulled this lass.
We go to hers and my mate makes the move and they head upstairs.
I drift off on the couch and get woken up by him saying we have to go, now.
I'm a bit out of items but Ok let's go.
On the walk home I ask him what happened.
His reply "We were going at it and her tits were bounding everywhere so I said I haven't seen tits as big as that since my mum's"
They burst out laughing and he couldn't continue hence the want for a speedy getaway. |
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over a year ago
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Someone twiddled my nipples once...never had that before in my life, it wasn't nice either.
Guys who hint for stuff do my head in. Ether wait for me to do stuff at my own pace or ask outright, don't creepily manoeuvre your cock to my face lol wtf. |
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