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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been a good boy and wantdid a teddy and a sherral coal and a twakter wiv a twaylor and sum shweets. Oh, and a bottle of chloroform and digital camwa to go wiv sherral. Ta santa. Ps wipe ya fuckin feet next time, there was snow all the way up the stairs into mummy's room and dad played fuck when he came back in the morning. You fat scruffy tite git. . . . . From steve. Aged 35.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi! Santa claus, you cunt!
Where's me fuckin bike?
I wrote ya a fuckin letter and came to see ya twice.
I've unwrapped all this other junk,
and there's nuffin there I like.
Ya worn out geriatric fart!
Ya forgot me fuckin bike!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A stop to christmas threads before we've even had halloween and firework night
Miserable bint. Bah humbug!  "
Lol I love christmas..........at christmas time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear santa.
Please make it a mortal sin to
* allow advertising before december
* Allow anything xmas related to be sold till december.
* allow anyone to put decorations up till xmas eve.
And please get the pratt down the road to take the naffing horrible decorations off his kin house. 
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Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
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