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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OH i remeber the days of the dreaded period....but now have a coil fitted so don't suffer anymore...no blood ,pain or wanting a fight with a brick wall.  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?
Bloated
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insomnia
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Agreed, silly advert and if the person who thought of it comes onto here today and speaks to you, gawwwwwwwddddddddd help him !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let me put this thought to you lovely ladies out there & before I do I sympathise with what you go through ever month. Why? Well as a lady when Adam & Eve were created, Eve was provided with a G-spot in a reasonably accessible place. Not to easy to get to, just a little challenge. On Adam however his 'on switch' was installed round the back. All well & good I hear you say but think about this..... When a man needs to do the daily movement & stimulation occurs! That small gap between the pan & the toilet seat suddenly becomes a issue. For those with a reasonable length having to 'tuck it under' becomes un-comfortable. Taking a newspaper in allows for distraction to prevent excessive growth causing porcelain & manhood contact! As for being constipated, well ladies let me tell you it's not even describable!!!
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Just ask your squeeze all about it - lol |
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"....... When a man needs to do the daily movement & stimulation occurs! That small gap between the pan & the toilet seat suddenly becomes a issue. For those with a reasonable length having to 'tuck it under' becomes un-comfortable."
Tough.... a man invented the toilet.... so that problem is your own doing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?
Bloated
In pain
Irritable
insomnia
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I think they were referring to Liverpool adrift 2nd bottom of the Premier League. Now that's what I call a happy period. hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let me put this thought to you lovely ladies out there & before I do I sympathise with what you go through ever month. Why? Well as a lady when Adam & Eve were created, Eve was provided with a G-spot in a reasonably accessible place. Not to easy to get to, just a little challenge. On Adam however his 'on switch' was installed round the back. All well & good I hear you say but think about this..... When a man needs to do the daily movement & stimulation occurs! That small gap between the pan & the toilet seat suddenly becomes a issue. For those with a reasonable length having to 'tuck it under' becomes un-comfortable. Taking a newspaper in allows for distraction to prevent excessive growth causing porcelain & manhood contact! As for being constipated, well ladies let me tell you it's not even describable!!!
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Just ask your squeeze all about it - lol"
and there was me thinking that guys used their cocks while sitting on the loo to prop their newspaper up with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and there was me thinking that guys used their cocks while sitting on the loo to prop their newspaper up with "
Do a snap poll and you'll find that hardly any men read The Times, The Guardian or The Mail whilst on the throne - no nekid women in them you see.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im happy cos i dont have them any more ..........i used to like you!!
I am going to have a snooze as i got up far too early  "
when you ar e as old as me you wont have them any more femme !! one of the joys of being in yer fifities ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally I think that as you girls know you're going to get 'the moodies' every month you should bloody well deal with it and stop taking it out on us men.
{Whistles nervously while escaping out the back door} |
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"Personally I think that as you girls know you're going to get 'the moodies' every month you should bloody well deal with it and stop taking it out on us men.
{Whistles nervously while escaping out the back door} "
I'll let you in on a secret... there's no such thing.... it's just an excuse we use to have a strop. |
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By *slandcplCouple
over a year ago
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Myself and me brother were watchin the telly one night and havin a few bevies and good food, we were both chefs in a previous life. And, on came an advert for tampons, we looked, we watched and pondered but all I could think of to say was, "I've never felt the need to use one".
Did I miss the point?
ps I also ended up wearing me brothers beer as he tried not to choke on it. Bloody waist of beer, sent him to the back of the room.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let me put this thought to you lovely ladies out there & before I do I sympathise with what you go through ever month. Why? Well as a lady when Adam & Eve were created, Eve was provided with a G-spot in a reasonably accessible place. Not to easy to get to, just a little challenge. On Adam however his 'on switch' was installed round the back. All well & good I hear you say but think about this..... When a man needs to do the daily movement & stimulation occurs! That small gap between the pan & the toilet seat suddenly becomes a issue. For those with a reasonable length having to 'tuck it under' becomes un-comfortable. Taking a newspaper in allows for distraction to prevent excessive growth causing porcelain & manhood contact! As for being constipated, well ladies let me tell you it's not even describable!!!
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Just ask your squeeze all about it - lol"
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?
Bloated
In pain
Irritable
insomnia
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "
Never had one personally |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?
Bloated
In pain
Irritable
insomnia
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Never had one personally "
Honestly can you imagine what Women would be like if they had to shave every day....? Tut! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?
Bloated
In pain
Irritable
insomnia
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Never had one personally
Honestly can you imagine what Women would be like if they had to shave every day....? Tut! "
Daa said "never trust owt that bleeds for a week a month" |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?
Bloated
In pain
Irritable
insomnia
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Never had one personally
Honestly can you imagine what Women would be like if they had to shave every day....? Tut! "
You two are so not cocky enough to fuck with me , at this time of the month are you? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Who the fuck came up with the advertising campaign "have a happy period"? Has to be a man, dontcha think???? whats fucking happy bout it?
Bloated
In pain
Irritable
insomnia
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Never had one personally
Honestly can you imagine what Women would be like if they had to shave every day....? Tut! You two are so not cocky enough to fuck with me , at this time of the month are you? "
It was HIM! he made me do it! |
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