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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello Chums and a jolly good evening to one and all.
Oh cor lummy and lawks a lords , what calamity has befallen me? I am sad to report that , hankies at the ready , flowers on order and get well cards premoonpigged. I have twisted my knee. Ok it not to bad and I can hobble .
The major down side is on rather glum Pooch, and no I repeat no sunset walkies . Oh man I am a country chap and this not being outness is blumming vexing.
The pooch has begun a rather large Sudoku book, and giving me rather unforgiving glances.
I miss the woods , hill and fields
So I know this may sound like an attention seeking winge ( and your probably right :0) )
So to cheer up the Pooch and I can you suggest any walking songs or song with walking in them
The Pooch … I would Walk 500 Miles
Me .. Take a walk on the wild side
Have fun chums and ouch the Pooch just hit me with his very large Sudoku book !!!
Ps all sympathy greatly appreciated , though taking the micky is better as it makes me chuckle !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello Chums and a jolly good evening to one and all.
Oh cor lummy and lawks a lords , what calamity has befallen me? I am sad to report that , hankies at the ready , flowers on order and get well cards premoonpigged. I have twisted my knee. Ok it not to bad and I can hobble .
The major down side is on rather glum Pooch, and no I repeat no sunset walkies . Oh man I am a country chap and this not being outness is blumming vexing.
The pooch has begun a rather large Sudoku book, and giving me rather unforgiving glances.
I miss the woods , hill and fields
So I know this may sound like an attention seeking winge ( and your probably right :0) )
So to cheer up the Pooch and I can you suggest any walking songs or song with walking in them
The Pooch … I would Walk 500 Miles
Me .. Take a walk on the wild side
Have fun chums and ouch the Pooch just hit me with his very large Sudoku book !!!
Ps all sympathy greatly appreciated , though taking the micky is better as it makes me chuckle !
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I pop down and walk the Pooch
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Chums and a jolly good evening to one and all.
Oh cor lummy and lawks a lords , what calamity has befallen me? I am sad to report that , hankies at the ready , flowers on order and get well cards premoonpigged. I have twisted my knee. Ok it not to bad and I can hobble .
The major down side is on rather glum Pooch, and no I repeat no sunset walkies . Oh man I am a country chap and this not being outness is blumming vexing.
The pooch has begun a rather large Sudoku book, and giving me rather unforgiving glances.
I miss the woods , hill and fields
So I know this may sound like an attention seeking winge ( and your probably right :0) )
So to cheer up the Pooch and I can you suggest any walking songs or song with walking in them
The Pooch … I would Walk 500 Miles
Me .. Take a walk on the wild side
Have fun chums and ouch the Pooch just hit me with his very large Sudoku book !!!
Ps all sympathy greatly appreciated , though taking the micky is better as it makes me chuckle !
I pop down and walk the Pooch
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It's got to be...
Baby, back
Dressed in black
Silver buttons all down her back
High hose, tippy toes
She broke the needle and she can sew
Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon
I asked her mother for fifteen cents
I see you ever jumped the fence
I jumped so high, touched the skies
Didn't get back 'til a quarter to five
Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon c'mon now
Tell me mary, what's your twelve
How does your garden grow
What with silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row
Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon
Baby, back
Dressed in black
Silver buttons all down her back
High hose, tippy toes
She broke the needle and she can sew
Walking the dog
I'm just a walking the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon
Yeah just a walking
Uh just a walking
Uh just a walking
Now, if you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now c'mon
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness....i do dog walking
If you were local enough, could drag the pooch out "
Can you walk mine while you're at it.
They've not been out today as it's pissing down here. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Maybe this one then...
You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been a messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
This Pooch is made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days this Pooch is gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be a changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
This Pooch is made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days this Pooch is gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be a playin
and you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt.
Ha!
I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he knows you ain't HAD time to learn.
This Pooch is made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days the Pooch is gonna walk all over you.
Are you ready Pooch? Start walkin'!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe this one then...
You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been a messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
This Pooch is made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days this Pooch is gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be a changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
This Pooch is made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days this Pooch is gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be a playin
and you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt.
Ha!
I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he knows you ain't HAD time to learn.
This Pooch is made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days the Pooch is gonna walk all over you.
Are you ready Pooch? Start walkin'!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness....i do dog walking
If you were local enough, could drag the pooch out
Can you walk mine while you're at it.
They've not been out today as it's pissing down here. "
I would but I doubt you are near.... I'm in the bath soaking my sore butt....riding...a bike.... Feels like I've been kicked up the woo  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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This Pooch is made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days the Pooch is gonna walk all over you.
Are you ready Pooch? Start walkin'!
genius "
Pooch may have mentioned that he's not best pleased with being kept in because you were messing around with your knee.
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