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If Skakespeare wrote a profile what would it say.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their arses and their vaginas,
And one man in his time plays many Tarts.
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Now i'm the sinner with a disgusting bent
Had fabulous swingers by this prodding pork.
Infamy infamy.....she helped put it infamy.
A horse, a horse, my kinky dom's built like a horse.
I was going to do something with the St Crispin's day speech but as it is the most inspirational piece of prose in the English language IMHO, it would be unwarranted and unworthy to corrupt it.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I have decided what my fancy a fuck message to Shakespeare would be using his own words:
"I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;
Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
I reckon he'd have been good at oral... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have decided what my fancy a fuck message to Shakespeare would be using his own words:
"I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;
Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
I reckon he'd have been good at oral..."
Some good ones and even some that have not been corrupted  |
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Hail and well met fair traveller,
Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become
Finely crafted though his rod may be,
that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,
Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,
Those players with scripts of but one line,
No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,
Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,
For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,
and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,
These portraits of mine be not thine,
and never shall be..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If love plays rough with you, play rough with love.
If you prick love when it pricks you, you’ll beat love down.
Give me a mask to put my face in.
A mask to put over my other mask.
What do I care if some curious person sees my flaws?
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"Hail and well met fair traveller,
Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become
Finely crafted though his rod may be,
that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,
Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,
Those players with scripts of but one line,
No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,
Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,
For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,
and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,
These portraits of mine be not thine,
and never shall be..
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fie madam.. thou art truly a Wordsmith of art and rare skill.. I woulds offer my hand of friendship... if you would accept such out of the blue without prior discourse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent.
I used to have that on my single profile but most guys did not understand what woo actually meant  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Hail and well met fair traveller,
Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become
Finely crafted though his rod may be,
that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,
Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,
Those players with scripts of but one line,
No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,
Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,
For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,
and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,
These portraits of mine be not thine,
and never shall be..
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I think I  you for this one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hail and well met fair traveller,
Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become
Finely crafted though his rod may be,
that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,
Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,
Those players with scripts of but one line,
No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,
Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,
For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,
and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,
These portraits of mine be not thine,
and never shall be..
I think I you for this one."
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"Hail and well met fair traveller,
Pay heed these warnings three, lest block'd from mine eyes ye shall become
Finely crafted though his rod may be,
that noble sir who o'ersells his wares,
Shall attract naught but disdainful stares,
Those players with scripts of but one line,
No couplet or triplet or winsome rhyme,
Pass by this theatre of earthly freedom,
For tis decreed, in this place you shall not come,
and if a scholar of Sydney ye be,
These portraits of mine be not thine,
and never shall be..
I think I you for this one."
 - what can I say.. I'm a fan lol |
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