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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have raging PMT.... I hate being in a bad mood....

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

bang................

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quick or slow death ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a vodka

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Quick or slow death ??"

Just get it over and done with I feel like a heffer

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple  over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Have a vodka "

Or 3

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too nice to kill. Meditate....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Have a vodka "

No I'm not drinking, alcohol is a suppresent and I'm not about to be in the paper for killing roger because he didn't put the toilet seat down...

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Have some ice cream

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By *ertiVogtsMan  over a year ago

Exeter

I used to be genuinely frightened of my son's mother when she had PMT!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chocolate...mmm and raspberries.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I once heard you are allowed an extra 300 calories when due on imminently as your body uses more calories than its usual metabolic rate. This may be utter bollocks, but justifies eating a Double Decker. If that helps?

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By *hadesofbluelustMan  over a year ago

West Midlands

Could always have your mouth impaled on this, death with benefits lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women's troubles! Runs away screaming like a banshee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh blimey! Better steer well clear then if you're all hormonal right now - whatever us men say or do is bound to be wrong!!

One of the benefits of being a man is no PMT. One of the disbenefits is having to live with people with PMT!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Could always have your mouth impaled on this, death with benefits lol xx"

The way I'm feeling Id bite it off rather than chomp on it...

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Women's troubles! Runs away screaming like a banshee"
me no understand ladytalk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could always have your mouth impaled on this, death with benefits lol xx

The way I'm feeling Id bite it off rather than chomp on it... "

Coffee over keyboard moment

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By *iggy1Woman  over a year ago

DORCHESTER

This is the only place I will admit, as nobody knows me... I'm one mad bitch a couple of days every month, I once tried to argue with the bathroom door and more than once asked customers at work if they were looking for a fight

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Women don't suffer from PMS/T, everyone else does

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Uh oh

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman  over a year ago

nottingham

Have a nice long bubble bath, then veg on sofa choccie in one hand glass of wine in other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When one of my ex's was on the blob, I used sleep on my stomach with my legs closed so my cock and balls were safely underneath me, incase she did something fucked up to me in the middle of the night! No joke!

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By *anger mouse and EmmaCouple  over a year ago

Honiton

Go and look in a mirror and see what a gorgeous lady you are, that will calm you down !!!!! x

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Have a nice long bubble bath, then veg on sofa choccie in one hand glass of wine in other"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think lot of its in the head conditioned to believe you have to be in mood.

Batten down the hatches lol.

ex wife and 2 daughters i got one good week out of 4.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, I only kill people on Thursdays.

Unfortunately you are not on my "to do" list.

You are welcome to apply again next week

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Have a nice long bubble bath, then veg on sofa choccie in one hand glass of wine in other"

I'd love a bath but don't have one...

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By *ony HardcockMan  over a year ago

Shepperton


"I have raging PMT.... I hate being in a bad mood.... "

Bar's of chocolate

And some man up pills

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By *erry50Man  over a year ago

Liverpool and Cotswolds

seriously not wishing to frighten anyone have you seen your doctor about this? At the very worst it could be endometriosis. Either way given you can afford it for getting rid of the symptom or at least managing them find a good homeopathist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A good massage is what you need

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have raging PMT.... I hate being in a bad mood.... "

Ah should I crack a joke? ...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"seriously not wishing to frighten anyone have you seen your doctor about this? At the very worst it could be endometriosis. Either way given you can afford it for getting rid of the symptom or at least managing them find a good homeopathist"

I don't have anything wrong with me I sometimes just get bad PMT...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have raging PMT.... I hate being in a bad mood.... "

that's it I am hiding behind the sofa and putting a lock on the knife drawer

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