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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

On the radio today they said that your health can be measured using the strength of your grip:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-32639794

I am therefore willing to offer up a part of my anatomy for any ladies who wish to test their grip.

Go on, you can trust me I'm a Doctor... *

Mr ddc

* Technically I'm only a bachelor of engineering, but what's a few letters when your health is at stake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

are you not worried a really healthy lady might do you some damage?!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"are you not worried a really healthy lady might do you some damage?!

No danger of that. Really fit women tend to make the apparatus give a,.. er...'positive indication' before it's fully within their grasp.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

And obviously, since there is bound to be a surge of interest, if there are any men who wish to buy a franchise to provide this service themselves, simply post your name, and full bank account details below....*

* (do I need to say, 'Don't really'?)

(PM them instead!!!

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