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Itsy bitsy spider............
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Went up the garden earlier to get black bin in and then came straight in...
Sat there watching tv with me coffee and summat made me look towards me shoulder ...
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There crawling up me arm with real bad intent was the biggest fooking spider i have seen. 
Talk about break dancing. I nearly killed meself getting the fooker off and then doing a mad dance on top of it to make sure it was dead......
Jeez..........
Me poor old heart  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Went up the garden earlier to get black bin in and then came straight in...
Sat there watching tv with me coffee and summat made me look towards me shoulder ...
AND ................
There crawling up me arm with real bad intent was the biggest fooking spider i have seen.
Talk about break dancing. I nearly killed meself getting the fooker off and then doing a mad dance on top of it to make sure it was dead......
Jeez..........
Me poor old heart "
whers ya conkers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Took me half an hour to clean me coffee up....Only good thing about it is..i now know i am more lithe and nimble than i thought and i can breakdance and or do the river dance .
who needs flatley
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i hate slugs. was picking up dog poop the other day and thought i had missed a little bit. picked the poop up and it bloody moved in me hand, yeah you've guessed it....bloody slug....big fat one |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"i hate slugs. was picking up dog poop the other day and thought i had missed a little bit. picked the poop up and it bloody moved in me hand, yeah you've guessed it....bloody slug....big fat one"
now that wudda made me scream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it's the season or I am becoming sloth like. I was in mid-teaching mode this evening when i spotted a money spider handing from my hair. Good job I am not scared of them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Millions of the buggas round here...
When it has been raining they all move from one side of the shrubs to the other.
Its like the slug m1 .
tip toe thru the slug snails |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went up the garden earlier to get black bin in and then came straight in...
Sat there watching tv with me coffee and summat made me look towards me shoulder ...
AND ................
There crawling up me arm with real bad intent was the biggest fooking spider i have seen.
Talk about break dancing. I nearly killed meself getting the fooker off and then doing a mad dance on top of it to make sure it was dead......
Jeez..........
Me poor old heart "
I always feel saddened that spiders get this reaction! why kill something just because your the wimp that is scared of it? The housespiders live in your house all the time, but only come out this time of year to find a mate! So you dont even let them have their last good shagging before you slaughter them! You would soon all moan if you had to live in a world without spiders and filled with dirty great bluebottles, vomiting and tramping dog poo over your dinner!  |
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we had a big spider living under the sofa. he would come out, walk around the room then scuttle back under the sofa... i hate them.. but wouldn't kill it. we named him harry. but he must have found a mate... well hope so. cos we haven't seen him for a few days.
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