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I am now offering profile writing services for single straight men since they seem to be unable.
Here's the price list:
£free: spelling errors & text speak recommending ladies check out _uitar_antihero instead
£5: no spelling errors, simply a recommendation that ladies check out _uitar_antihero instead
£10: a couple of nice things about you & a comment about the option to check out _uitar_antihero instead
£20: a couple of nice things about you
£30: a couple of nice things about you & a half decent pun
£40: a couple of nice things about you, a couple of puns & free photo advice
£50: a really well written profile that will make you look good |
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....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......
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over a year ago
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"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......
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Hmm...any of you gals feeling it? |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......
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and thats the 50 quid option....
you may want to get use to these two sayings....
"what do you mean, trade description's act officer???"
"oh shit i'm on watchdog again!!!!"
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"Why just single guys?
Fuck me I've seen some utterly crap couples and fems profiles too lol."
Coz im hoping they'll all be tight as hell & only plump for the low price options, thus directing traffic to my profile. But sshhhh, don't tell anyone ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why just single guys?
Fuck me I've seen some utterly crap couples and fems profiles too lol.
Coz im hoping they'll all be tight as hell & only plump for the low price options, thus directing traffic to my profile. But sshhhh, don't tell anyone ok?"
And I've already cornered the female profile market, don't be trying to take my business  (what do you mean they're all fake?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......
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The subtext of the above seems to be "I'm so desperate for a shag I'll do/be whatever you want me to". So, fair enough, ideal for most of the single blokes on here. Cheque or BACS? |
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"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......
The subtext of the above seems to be "I'm so desperate for a shag I'll do/be whatever you want me to". So, fair enough, ideal for most of the single blokes on here. Cheque or BACS?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......
The subtext of the above seems to be "I'm so desperate for a shag I'll do/be whatever you want me to". So, fair enough, ideal for most of the single blokes on here. Cheque or BACS?
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"Is there a moneyback guarantee if I my inbox isn't totally slammed to the rafters with mail? ....  "
You'll get 3 re-writes in 6 months after initial payment if needed. After that, it's clear it's not me, it's you I'm afraid.
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"....into a variety of things ranging from outdoor sex to light bondage via roleplay. But it doesn't always have to be that way, as a true gent I am most interested in catering for a ladies desires. Prefer slow sensual sex by candlelight? You got it. I'll even throw in a massage. There is nothing better than knowing you've given......
The subtext of the above seems to be "I'm so desperate for a shag I'll do/be whatever you want me to". So, fair enough, ideal for most of the single blokes on here. Cheque or BACS?"
Whats wrong with being eager to meet others on here and having the inability to use the right language to get the point across?
I think it's sweet to see nieve profiles
I much prefer those to the profiles of players if I'm honest
But that's just me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a moneyback guarantee if I my inbox isn't totally slammed to the rafters with mail? ....
You'll get 3 re-writes in 6 months after initial payment if needed. After that, it's clear it's not me, it's you I'm afraid.
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No no.
For 50 quid they should be dropping their pants at the sight of it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Plagiarising Mills and Boon does not constitute original seduction copy. For that reason.. I'm out Jimmy. I advocate reading copiously in an endeavour to improve one's literary skills. |
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