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Frisky Mares wicked untruths thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You may not be aware that the refined and ever so demure Frisky Mare loves to impart wicked untruths about other fab forumites.
In this tribute to our equine loving saddle shuffler you need to tell a gratuitous lie about the poster above you. Only one rule applies, make it as funny as possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is said that she wears chaps to church... |
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"You may not be aware that the refined and ever so demure Frisky Mare loves to impart wicked untruths about other fab forumites.
In this tribute to our equine loving saddle shuffler you need to tell a gratuitous lie about the poster above you. Only one rule applies, make it as funny as possible"
Ooh you cheeky fist you!!!!I'll tell them all about you and the randy donkey if you're not careful.....  |
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"It is said that she wears chaps to church... "
Only the more cooperatives ones... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is said that she wears chaps to church...
Only the more cooperatives ones..."
On confessional, the fringed variety are deployed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You may not be aware that the refined and ever so demure Frisky Mare loves to impart wicked untruths about other fab forumites.
In this tribute to our equine loving saddle shuffler you need to tell a gratuitous lie about the poster above you. Only one rule applies, make it as funny as possible
Ooh you cheeky fist you!!!!I'll tell them all about you and the randy donkey if you're not careful..... "
No one has seen frisky mare and matt lucas in the same room. Just saying. ..but you didnt hear it from me. |
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"It is said that she wears chaps to church...
Only the more cooperatives ones...
On confessional, the fringed variety are deployed! "
Tames his moustache the same way Cameron Diaz does her fringe... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Known to all the local yokels as Catherine the great after that escapade with the shire horse and the two Suffolk punches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Known to all the local yokels as Catherine the great after that escapade with the shire horse and the two Suffolk punches"
Spends his meets pretending to be world of warcraft characters and casting level 59 spells of nakedness on people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Known to all the local yokels as Catherine the great after that escapade with the shire horse and the two Suffolk punches"
Un Los smears his body in jam & then sunbathes naked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thenidan can't help telling every fab meet about his time in prison before he was deported from Western Samoa
Miss innocent is the original mould for Tina's Titz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Un Los likes to yodel as he cums. |
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"Un Los likes to yodel as he cums."
Likes to whip her baps out on the number 9 bus but only up to the watershed....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Un Los likes to yodel as he cums.
Likes to whip her baps out on the number 9 bus but only up to the watershed.... "
It's the number 23 bus actually. I'm not allowed on the number 9 anymore |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Miss Innocent has been barred from ONLY 3 local gyms for gate crashing the gents' changing room  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss Innocent is the great great great great great great great great great great great granddaughter of World War 2 hero Colonel Sandy Volestrangler. |
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"Miss Innocent is the great great great great great great great great great great great granddaughter of World War 2 hero Colonel Sandy Volestrangler."
Markoh hides his shoes under hotel beds and then calls the Police! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss Innocent has been barred from ONLY 3 local gyms for gate crashing the gents' changing room "
I go in disguise to those three
Tina's Titz arrive at her destination 30 minutes before she does  |
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By *rev0rukMan
over a year ago
winchester |
Guess who juggles jelly with her feet!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some say, she has a sculpture of Cameron Diaz in the conservatory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shikhar purchased his braids from a movie sale from the Bo Derek film 10 |
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"Some say, she has a sculpture of Cameron Diaz in the conservatory. "
Had an assignation with Col Mustard in the billiard room....they say.....  |
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"Shikhar purchased his braids from a movie sale from the Bo Derek film 10"
Markoh deceives gullible mares with his tales of woe......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some say, she has a sculpture of Cameron Diaz in the conservatory.
Had an assignation with Col Mustard in the billiard room....they say..... "
Darn! I'm certain I wiped that infernal lead pipe clean of fingerprin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shikhar purchased his braids from a movie sale from the Bo Derek film 10
Markoh deceives gullible mares with his tales of woe...... "
Everyone in my office is looking at me and wondering why I'm laughing so much I'm crying and just spat coffee all over my keyboard.
I'm laughing so much it's hard to type...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shikhar purchased his braids from a movie sale from the Bo Derek film 10
Markoh deceives gullible mares with his tales of woe...... "
Rumours have it that stallions deceive Markoh with gullible tails. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shikhar masquerades as jean claude van dammes stunt cock in gay porn movies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shikhar masquerades as jean claude van dammes stunt cock in gay porn movies"
Nice work if one can get fo'sho! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Royal Jockey club apparently circulated in an internal memo, that she prefers to use a nose-bag when indulging in fellatio.. |
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"The Royal Jockey club apparently circulated in an internal memo, that she prefers to use a nose-bag when indulging in fellatio.. "
Who's she the cats mother? I get the feeling that there might be one too many equine meataphors on this thread..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Royal Jockey club apparently circulated in an internal memo, that she prefers to use a nose-bag when indulging in fellatio.. "
inserts curly wurlys up their bum!
Sideways |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Told their partner theyd collect fish and chips on their way home from work...
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Wont be allowed to name their children again.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is actually in Lidl.... They use him as the mannequin for the ladies thermals |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Eats raw snails |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Royal Jockey club apparently circulated in an internal memo, that she prefers to use a nose-bag when indulging in fellatio..
Who's she the cats mother? I get the feeling that there might be one too many equine meataphors on this thread..... "
Neigh........ |
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"The Royal Jockey club apparently circulated in an internal memo, that she prefers to use a nose-bag when indulging in fellatio..
Who's she the cats mother? I get the feeling that there might be one too many equine meataphors on this thread.....
Neigh........"
Mean as a snake...... |
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"Eats raw snails "
Sucks out snail entrails!
(I still think insults are better than lies!) |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Frisky Mare - she has yet to rule herself out of the leadership race for Labour AND the Lib-Dems |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
As a means of vetting potential meets this person asks them to do the truffle shuffle on cam |
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"As a means of vetting potential meets this person asks them to do the truffle shuffle on cam"
Bourbon is such a prude he only showers in his undercowies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone in this forum puts milk in their tea before the water, for fear of reprisals ive decided not to tell everyone its UN LOS |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Slim Jimmy has caught fifty shades of ghey from drinking fifty shades of earl grey tea.
And he put milk in it |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Un Los - taught Ragnar Lothbrok how to play the piano and all by correspondence course for half a crown a lesson. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Un Los - taught Ragnar Lothbrok how to play the piano and all by correspondence course for half a crown a lesson. "
Tina Tizt got her massive boobies from eBay. Oh wait!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Un Los - taught Ragnar Lothbrok how to play the piano and all by correspondence course for half a crown a lesson. Tina Tizt got her massive boobies from eBay. Oh wait!!! "
In a d*unken bet toshn and brad pitt had each other's asses surgically swapped |
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
Newcastle |
After a two week course in farming methods Thenidan only drinks milk freshly produced with own hands from local cows. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does plastic surgery arse transplants by mail order. Appropriate as he qualified by correspondence course.
And a bribe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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got himself ordained by an online church so he could perform exorcisms on the vaginas of gullible women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thenidan is actually a Shodan. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Drives a Mitsubishi Pajero. Doesn't realise that pajero is the Spanish word for wanker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thenidan is actually a Shodan. "
I have certificates to prove otherwise haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wishes he drove a pajero |
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"Thenidan is actually a Shodan.
I have certificates to prove otherwise haha"
Dan actually believes he is a Ninja
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Has a headache when she puts a pony butt plug up her ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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superramfan: has a stick-on beard from a dressing-up kit. |
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"Has a headache when she puts a pony butt plug up her ass "
Has 78 profiles on here, but only five of them are single female |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thought Bruce Springsteen was an Australian kosher restaurant |
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"Thought Bruce Springsteen was an Australian kosher restaurant "
Uses a stunt double for his avatars cos of his girlie little hands......! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thenidan is actually a Shodan.
I have certificates to prove otherwise haha
Dan actually believes he is a Ninja
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Got grades in that too, but didnt rate it. Ninjas are pussies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some say, the legendary Mare is a reincarnation of the equally legendary , Linda Lovelace... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Crochets lace doilies using a coat hanger and broken fork. Sells them as genuine Spanish lace at blackbushe market but only on Thursday when the market isn't actually there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Un Loss is solely responsible for Blackbushe market closing..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was once smuggled onto Azerbaijan as one of tinas titz |
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"Was once smuggled onto Azerbaijan as one of tinas titz"
Moonlights as a tit smuggler in Azerbaijan! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was once smuggled onto Azerbaijan as one of tinas titz
Moonlights as a tit smuggler in Azerbaijan! "
If only I was that fabulous haha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Graham Taylors least attractive love child
Only dresses in Robin Hood costumes except on thursday when he dons the maid Marion costume |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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unlos is my bitch |
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"unlos is my bitch "
Mikki is actually a lonely housewife masquerading as a TV/TS to make her dull life sound more interesting! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"unlos is my bitch
Mikki is actually a lonely housewife masquerading as a TV/TS to make her dull life sound more interesting! "
frisky mare or "hilda" is infact my best pal at our Tuesday night knitting club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Graham Taylors least attractive love child
Only dresses in Robin Hood costumes except on thursday when he dons the maid Marion costume "
Liar. On thursday its ninja night. I hide out in car parks in my black pjs and scare doggers haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"unlos is my bitch
Mikki is actually a lonely housewife masquerading as a TV/TS to make her dull life sound more interesting!
frisky mare or "hilda" is infact my best pal at our Tuesday night knitting club "
It is fortunate for Mikki that reverse picture search doesn't work on the site she steals her pictures from. No amount of photoshop will make a 5'3" acne scarred weeble look that glamorous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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unlos only ever eats custard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"unlos only ever eats custard "
Mikki is a marvel at mime! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ferals party trick is to blow up condoms to balloon size with only the power of queef |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"unlos only ever eats custard
Mikki is a marvel at mime! "
hactually im not bad at lip syncing. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Thats actually NOT make up in their profile pic! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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 plays the drums using an ostrich wishbone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sends 50 letters a day to Katie Hopkins asking to be her baby daddy. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Hasnt eaten cheese and onion crisps since gagging on a cock.. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Doesn't want to admit that when he did it on a cock it was the bird variety..... |
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"Doesn't want to admit that when he did it on a cock it was the bird variety....."
Gossips with live chickens! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn't want to admit that when he did it on a cock it was the bird variety.....
Gossips with live chickens! "
Eats live foul when angry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fowl! |
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Bites the heads off chickens for fun!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Inserts those heads into various orifices for a nice surprise for her partner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Only eats vegan chicken heads. Claims it's more ethical |
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"Only eats vegan chicken heads. Claims it's more ethical"
Believes people who claim chickens are vegetables! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Believes corn fed chicken grows on stalks |
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"Believes corn fed chicken grows on stalks"
I always called them a corn dog, you mean........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frisky Mare is still trying to recover my lost shoe, which she hopes to exchange for a kit kat. |
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"Frisky Mare is still trying to recover my lost shoe, which she hopes to exchange for a kit kat."
Offer sweets to innocent passers-by in return for sexual favours... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Frisky Mare is still trying to recover my lost shoe, which she hopes to exchange for a kit kat.
Offer sweets to innocent passers-by in return for sexual favours... "
Asked a guy if he wanted yo 'feed the pony' then took him to skeg Vegas beach and gave hime some carrots |
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"Frisky Mare is still trying to recover my lost shoe, which she hopes to exchange for a kit kat.
Offer sweets to innocent passers-by in return for sexual favours...
Asked a guy if he wanted yo 'feed the pony' then took him to skeg Vegas beach and gave hime some carrots"
Stole all my carrots! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I told Frisky Mare the word gullible had been removed from the new Collins English dictionary.
She believed me..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Uses a dating app to find matches for lesbian gerbils |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is on the next series of Take Me Out.
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Danielpierced secretly would love to model toupees!
Mrs DDC |
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Eat dinner in silence as a rule. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can't shut up telling everyone about the time he got banned from macdonalds when he started telling a joke after shoving three Big Macs in his mouth at once. They had to wash every window in the drive through twice over to get rid of his special sauce |
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Often gets banned for dribbling. ... |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Was on big brother... Remeber the beer bottle up a foof... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Johnsoda prefers Pepsi Max. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was the original manikin for top man. Got sacked for being a little too wooden. (And for looking crap in a suit) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unlos,,,is actually Diego Maradona ,yeap that's the hand of god he's flaunting at ya |
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Celine Dions third cousin, actually wrote my heart will go on for her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheddars is actually allergic to cheese, especially wenslydale.
It brings him out in hives.... |
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"Cheddars is actually allergic to cheese, especially wenslydale.
It brings him out in hives...."
Noooo my clever disguise has been compromised! Who do you work for? TELL ME DAMMIT! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Markoh is actually cheddars couples profile
Except that he can't find another half  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Markoh has a job as a cardboard cut-out for Primark |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Un los once spent the night in A n E after sitting on a cactus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Un los once spent the night in A n E after sitting on a cactus"
You should have seen the cactus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Markoh has a job as a cardboard cut-out for Primark "
Its Primani, I do wish people would get the name right. |
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"Markoh has a job as a cardboard cut-out for Primark
Its Primani, I do wish people would get the name right. "
Thinks anyone is gullible enough to believe they're different. ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst the thread is supposed to be about untruths, Frisky Mare has an endearing innocence about her..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want me to shove a broom up my arse while I'm at it?"
As you can see from the stiff pose in the picture, that is exactly what happened |
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UNLOS lost his job as a shadow puppeteer.
Mrs DDC |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Missed out on the holiday of a lifetime by getting distracted fighting over the beachball
Skegness for the third year running |
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Was the only person to buy a copy of I Owe You Nothing - The Best of Bros |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Likes getting into ladies knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still runs the chesney hawkes fan club and producing the glossy bimonthly fanzine.(and its only member). Waiting patiently for the new album. |
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"Still runs the chesney hawkes fan club and producing the glossy bimonthly fanzine.(and its only member). Waiting patiently for the new album."
Moonlights smuggling Chesney Hawkes albums into Azerbaijan! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is Cheney Hawkes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Cheney Hawkes"
is hatching a plan to steal chesney hawkes sperm for a cloning project business venture growing face moles for resale in Azerbaijan |
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"Is Cheney Hawkes
is hatching a plan to steal chesney hawkes sperm for a cloning project business venture growing face moles for resale in Azerbaijan"
Moonlights peddling black market moles in Azerbaijan............. |
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over a year ago
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Lives in a cave in Tora Bora. Directs terrorist attacks on early learning type toy shops in Accrington and other small towns in North west England |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Cheney Hawkes
is hatching a plan to steal chesney hawkes sperm for a cloning project business venture growing face moles for resale in Azerbaijan
Moonlights peddling black market moles in Azerbaijan............."
Creates arts and crafts style lingerie from the defective moles then trades them for cats teeth jewellery |
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"Is Cheney Hawkes
is hatching a plan to steal chesney hawkes sperm for a cloning project business venture growing face moles for resale in Azerbaijan
Moonlights peddling black market moles in Azerbaijan.............
Creates arts and crafts style lingerie from the defective moles then trades them for cats teeth jewellery"
Seriously needs to see the Lincoln mental health unit about his fantasies.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is Cheney Hawkes
is hatching a plan to steal chesney hawkes sperm for a cloning project business venture growing face moles for resale in Azerbaijan
Moonlights peddling black market moles in Azerbaijan.............
Creates arts and crafts style lingerie from the defective moles then trades them for cats teeth jewellery
Seriously needs to see the Lincoln mental health unit about his fantasies.... "
you are supposed to lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Cheney Hawkes
is hatching a plan to steal chesney hawkes sperm for a cloning project business venture growing face moles for resale in Azerbaijan
Moonlights peddling black market moles in Azerbaijan.............
Creates arts and crafts style lingerie from the defective moles then trades them for cats teeth jewellery
Seriously needs to see the Lincoln mental health unit about his fantasies.... "
I did see them. I waved and everything. Spoke to one of them. He seemed nice. Bit of a language barrier but he nodded and said ok.
Then he walked off with a mop and bucket. Cant trust doctors. They will nick anything |
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I know I've even had them nick bits of my insides while I was asleep, damn cheek!
They obviously took a bit too much of that frontal lobe, have you considered suing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I've even had them nick bits of my insides while I was asleep, damn cheek!
They obviously took a bit too much of that frontal lobe, have you considered suing?"
Dunno. Is she hot? |
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"I know I've even had them nick bits of my insides while I was asleep, damn cheek!
They obviously took a bit too much of that frontal lobe, have you considered suing?
Dunno. Is she hot?"
Not really, but she's rich! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rich like a fruitcake, just as nutty and has a winter home in Dundee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rich like a fruitcake, just as nutty and has a winter home in Dundee "
Has 5 fingers and a thumb - 3 of which are webbed |
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"Rich like a fruitcake, just as nutty and has a winter home in Dundee
Has 5 fingers and a thumb - 3 of which are webbed"
Dreams of slaying dragons but is in fact a council rat catcher by trade.... |
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Frisky Mare once submitted a design to the patents office for a combination saddle/dildo.....  |
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"Frisky Mare once submitted a design to the patents office for a combination saddle/dildo..... "
Brighton Steve stole a design from the patent office and built four prototypes before he managed to get one working. .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is actually north of london in a 1960's tower block... |
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"Is actually north of london in a 1960's tower block..."
Entraps innocent women after luring with cake! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has her own secret pancake recipe where she uses pre digested coffee beans and fanny batter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has her own secret pancake recipe where she uses pre digested coffee beans and fanny batter"
Bathes his fist in asses milk for a soft and supple finish. |
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"Has her own secret pancake recipe where she uses pre digested coffee beans and fanny batter
Bathes his fist in asses milk for a soft and supple finish. "
Prowls the streets of London at night looking for hapless victims for her leprechaun dungeon.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Almost completed a life size recreation of the last supper using only quavers and twiglets before getting the munchies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Almost completed a life size recreation of the last supper using only quavers and twiglets before getting the munchies"
His Fonz impression got him a lifetime ban from not only Henry Winklers Fanclub but Tony the Tigers too |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
He looks like Bond. James Bond. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Struggling to pay his bond, Bail bond. Did offer Tesco club card and nectar points and I desperatio some green shield stamps that he found in his mums kitchen drawer. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
Never fists new meets and always ends last. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Follows the postman around picking up his discarded elastic bands. Wraps them tightly round his cling film covered willy. The women think it feels like a ribbed condom. Probably those warts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 18/05/15 07:38:55] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Follows the postman around picking up his discarded elastic bands. Wraps them tightly round his cling film covered willy. The women think it feels like a ribbed condom. Probably those warts"
Hoards the bands after use and uses them as a cheap alternative to dental floss |
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"[Removed by poster at 18/05/15 07:38:55]"
Has a kind of keyboard Tourettes which means he continually contributes to threads without meaning to and then has to delete them before anyone can witness his grotesque outburst! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Claims to be a Victoria Beckham lookalike,... Denies she has a bunion admits to having a boob job.. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
had a penis reduction, went around bragging, only to find out it wasn't a penis reduction - it was gender reassignment. Now has to use socks instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not many people know that, Un Los is the official mascot of The Foul mouthed Fingerbobs society (Hindi chapter). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fingered Bob for 50p
Allowed Bob to finger him back for another 20p. He likes coins with corners |
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"Fingered Bob for 50p
Allowed Bob to finger him back for another 20p. He likes coins with corners"
A top pole dancer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fire blade has just gone out and he's not very sharp. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Genuine phone conversation
Ring ring
"Hello"
"Hi it's mark"
"Mark? Oh!"
And that's how he got his username |
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By *o30Woman
over a year ago
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"Genuine phone conversation
Ring ring
"Hello"
"Hi it's mark"
"Mark? Oh!"
And that's how he got his username "
likes a bit of fisting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some say _o30 likes to eat her fingers instead of having a real breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine phone conversation
Ring ring
"Hello"
"Hi it's mark"
"Mark? Oh!"
And that's how he got his username "
You're actually not that far away from the truth. Wahahahaha. |
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In fact they said 'Mark? Uh-oh' and went to hide all their favourite shoes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In fact they said 'Mark? Uh-oh' and went to hide all their favourite shoes.... "
Imports all her shoes from Azerbaijan where they are made by a tribe of chesney hawkes mole clones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shooting animals is easy, anyone can do it! Shooting some animals that don't stop so quick with a gun like grizzly bears is a bit trickier!. Shooting people who are shooting back at you is trickier still!
real hunters kill lions with fucking sharp sticks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In fact they said 'Mark? Uh-oh' and went to hide all their favourite shoes....
Imports all her shoes from Azerbaijan where they are made by a tribe of chesney hawkes mole clones"
"Likes to take his time"...
Bollocks - "wham bam thank you Ma'am" is glacial in comparison to the speed he cums at |
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
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Knightslayr was going to be called twiceanightstayer but the name was taken |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Knits string vests out of earthworms and three day old spaghetti
Paints them black and wears them to fetish clubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knightslayr was going to be called twiceanightstayer but the name was taken"
Changed it from twiceanightslayer when he couldnt live with the lie.. and his mum was going to confiscate his d&d collection after finding his porn mags and collection of crusty socks |
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"Knightslayr was going to be called twiceanightstayer but the name was taken
Changed it from twiceanightslayer when he couldnt live with the lie.. and his mum was going to confiscate his d&d collection after finding his porn mags and collection of crusty socks"
Moonlights as a Chesney Hawkes crusty sock smuggler in Azurbaijan........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knightslayr was going to be called twiceanightstayer but the name was taken
Changed it from twiceanightslayer when he couldnt live with the lie.. and his mum was going to confiscate his d&d collection after finding his porn mags and collection of crusty socks
Moonlights as a Chesney Hawkes crusty sock smuggler in Azurbaijan........ "
Masturbates 4 times a night thinking about said sock smuggler |
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over a year ago
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Some say frisky Mare is awesome alchemist. Her feats of transforming copious quantities of alcohol into Piss are the stuff of myths. |
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Moodlights peddling florid trunks and budgie smugglers to vain black marketeers in Azurbaijan...
(Only four more posts to fill the thread ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is actually me. "
Was once the Kays catalogue model for T-shirts until they realised the acidic emanations from his armpits were dissolving the products before they could photograph them.
Now does a good line in vests on Glasgow Market |
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"Is actually me.
Was once the Kays catalogue model for T-shirts until they realised the acidic emanations from his armpits were dissolving the products before they could photograph them.
Now does a good line in vests on Glasgow Market"
Fell off a certain black 'Dragon' so many times that he had to have stabilisers fitted...... |
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