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over a year ago
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I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice. |
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"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice. "
Sounds like some of the guys on here  |
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"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice. "
I went to a school with a boy like this..i know what you mean,you get that rapey,murdering serial killer vibe potential coming off them.. |
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"Smell  "
In our old shop this really super morbidly obese smelly engineer used to come in every morning,not only was his hair greasy as hell,and he stank of BO but he would have a massive shit every morning,and stink out the toilet,and front counter..plus you could hear him farting like fuck,and his shit pebbledashing the water,and because the dirty fucker refused to open the window one of us would have to go in after him to open it..in the end he was banned from using our toilet..?? |
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"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice.
I went to a school with a boy like this..i know what you mean,you get that rapey,murdering serial killer vibe potential coming off them.."
Yes but I can't ignore him tho. I have to interact with him. Its my fucking job.  |
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"Avoid chorley then. Most of the people here have greasy hair for some reason.
Dunno what grosses me out, as a carer nothing does any more.  "
I got shat on working in a nursing home..that grossed me out  |
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"Eating loudly....sloppily....STFU and get some manners"
My mate smacks his lips when eating..he's almost forty and still does it..we do take the piss out of him for it though ..it is a disgusting habit though |
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"Sick is okay, nappies are okay, but it's that long, thick there'd of lime green snot that dangles and is either licked off or sniffed back up ...."
Voms in mouth... |
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"Sick is okay, nappies are okay, but it's that long, thick there'd of lime green snot that dangles and is either licked off or sniffed back up ...."
Or bubbles appear.  |
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"Blood.
Needles.
People picking at food, you know, the types that will sit there and pick a Mars bar to pieces bit by bit...  "
My mums fella passes out at the sight of needles!lol.
What about people who nibble on crisps just put it all in your bloody mouth weirdo! |
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"Marmite "
Some people just have to cross the bloody line don't they!..there's nothing gross about marmite.please refrain from posting your opinions on the subject in future as there will be repercussions! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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work as a carer so my gross out level has changed somewhat....but i cant do mucus...and out of work, cant handle those men who close one nostril and snot mucus out the other one into the street! |
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"Dirty fingernails / fingers.
Ear wax.
BO - the amount of people that don't appear to wear any form of deodorant particularly in Summer always amazes me."
I went to a meet in a really hot house and had forgotten deodorant after my shower!I robbed a spray in the house though before things got to pungent |
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"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice.
I went to a school with a boy like this..i know what you mean,you get that rapey,murdering serial killer vibe potential coming off them..
Yes but I can't ignore him tho. I have to interact with him. Its my fucking job. "
I'll keep an eye out in the forums for you..if your profile has been inactive for 24hr I'll call the authorities |
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"about three days ago I got a message.
The avatar was a clear cup with cum in the bottom....
That's the closest ive ever come to barfing on here. "
I take it you didn't fancy knocking it back in one then,or doing some gargling...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past! 
Wtf!"
Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Avoid chorley then. Most of the people here have greasy hair for some reason.
Dunno what grosses me out, as a carer nothing does any more.
I got shat on working in a nursing home..that grossed me out "
I've stepped in poo, accidently put my hand in it, yeah poo is the worst part of the job... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!
Holy shit!whacking that meat that blatantly..i wonder if it was really cheesy...."
I feel sick |
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"about three days ago I got a message.
The avatar was a clear cup with cum in the bottom....
That's the closest ive ever come to barfing on here.
I take it you didn't fancy knocking it back in one then,or doing some gargling... "
I was too busy wondering if he was sane........ |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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A woman I know ran to catch a bus in Edinburgh one icy morning. She slipped on the ice as she got to the stop. . . Fell on her back, her head landed in a freshly laid dog shit. . . She had miles to go so just jumped aboard lol
it was all smeared thru her hair.
Bus stank, passengers gagging, . . She said the worst bit was trying to wash it out in the shower when she got home.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dirty fingernails / fingers.
Ear wax.
BO - the amount of people that don't appear to wear any form of deodorant particularly in Summer always amazes me."
Ditto |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!
You'll be telling me not to wolf whistle at you next."
You did whistle first |
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"A woman I know ran to catch a bus in Edinburgh one icy morning. She slipped on the ice as she got to the stop. . . Fell on her back, her head landed in a freshly laid dog shit. . . She had miles to go so just jumped aboard lol
it was all smeared thru her hair.
Bus stank, passengers gagging, . . She said the worst bit was trying to wash it out in the shower when she got home.
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Funniest thing iv`e heard in ages |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Smell
In our old shop this really super morbidly obese smelly engineer used to come in every morning,not only was his hair greasy as hell,and he stank of BO but he would have a massive shit every morning,and stink out the toilet,and front counter..plus you could hear him farting like fuck,and his shit pebbledashing the water,and because the dirty fucker refused to open the window one of us would have to go in after him to open it..in the end he was banned from using our toilet..?? "
you're not into scat then ? |
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I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had . That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up. |
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"I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had . That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up. "
Did the carrots absorb the hard landing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rolls of fat - and most of the above (comments I mean, not people )"
The man in this profile has one of those hairy bodies that looks like a face or animal I can see the alien off American Dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Avoid chorley then. Most of the people here have greasy hair for some reason.
Dunno what grosses me out, as a carer nothing does any more.
I got shat on working in a nursing home..that grossed me out "
I never got shat on working in a care home... Though, doing room checks at 4 in the morning, I checked on this really sweet gentleman, he wore the full nappy incontinence aid, he had diarrhea, tried to take the aid off and it had gone everywhere. Bless him, he was really ashamed which is why he hadn't rung his room alarm. Broke my heart |
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"I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had . That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up.
Did the carrots absorb the hard landing? "
It was pure kebab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once slipped and landed in a pile of morning-after vomit (not mine) in front of about 40 men on a stag do, while on my way home from a night out in Leeds with the worst hangover I've ever had . That was pretty disgusting, and also the most I have ever wished the earth would swallow me up.
Oh my days!!! I would have freaked out and probably have a panic attack and chunder myself feel sick!! Poor you"
I could have cried! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag."
Ohhhh I find that quite satisfying, when you get a big clump and it all just comes out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rolls of fat - and most of the above (comments I mean, not people )
The man in this profile has one of those hairy bodies that looks like a face or animal I can see the alien off American Dad "
Spot the hidden animal
I've managed 12 so far on your top photo... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag.
Ohhhh I find that quite satisfying, when you get a big clump and it all just comes out "
I do too!
But only my own hair, other peoples hair anywhere where it shouldn't be is gag making |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"about three days ago I got a message.
The avatar was a clear cup with cum in the bottom....
That's the closest ive ever come to barfing on here.
I take it you didn't fancy knocking it back in one then,or doing some gargling...
I was too busy wondering if he was sane........"
I had a guy message just after I joined this site, asking me if I knew how hard a dog's cock gets and asking me if I knew how much they cum... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rolls of fat - and most of the above (comments I mean, not people )
The man in this profile has one of those hairy bodies that looks like a face or animal I can see the alien off American Dad
Spot the hidden animal
I've managed 12 so far on your top photo..."
12 snakes? Tigers? Lice!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag.
Ohhhh I find that quite satisfying, when you get a big clump and it all just comes out "
Ohhhhh nooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice. "
Or he could have a medical condition like Autism, or something similar? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice. "
Sounds autistic perhaps? They can find correct social etiquette very difficult. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice.
Sounds autistic perhaps? They can find correct social etiquette very difficult."
As I said earlier.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh God, and clumps of hair! Pulling hair out of plug holes makes me gag.
Ohhhh I find that quite satisfying, when you get a big clump and it all just comes out
I do too!
But only my own hair, other peoples hair anywhere where it shouldn't be is gag making "
Oh indeed, anyone else's hair is revolting |
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"I work with teenagers and there is one boy who creeps the fuck out of me. He is very very strange and has no idea about boundaries and personal space. He stares and says the most bizarre thing.
I just can't do this creppyness justice.
Or he could have a medical condition like Autism, or something similar? "
Maybe..or he's a future serial killer I'm gonna watch a documentary on in twenty years |
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"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!
Wtf!
Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs "
A few months ago my daughter was being followed by a guy in a mobility scooter who had his cock out wanking, and trying to get her attention. Police called. |
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"The dirty buggers that walk onto a plane, sit down beside you then decide to drop their guts
Charming!"
Many years ago when I was first allowed into Cardiff with my mates unsupervised we sensibly spent our money on some stink bombs from the joke shop in one of the arcades in Cardiff.on the way home we spread out into the two carriages as we thought it would be hilarious to crush all we had as we got off... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!
Wtf!
Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs
A few months ago my daughter was being followed by a guy in a mobility scooter who had his cock out wanking, and trying to get her attention. Police called."
Damm i didn`t mind it was funny at the time until i thought about others he may do it to! mind you it was a cold new years day, raining hard and he still got a stiffy he needs to get into porn and burn some excess testosterone lol  |
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"Head lice, or to be precise combing the little buggers out of the hair ~ bleurgh!!
I love popping those little bastards bit combing em out is a ball ache"
Ewww kids with headlice in my few days at school where to be avoided at all costs! funny thing is don`t they like clean hair? so it pays to stay greasy OP |
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"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!
Wtf!
Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs
A few months ago my daughter was being followed by a guy in a mobility scooter who had his cock out wanking, and trying to get her attention. Police called.
Damm i didn`t mind it was funny at the time until i thought about others he may do it to! mind you it was a cold new years day, raining hard and he still got a stiffy he needs to get into porn and burn some excess testosterone lol "
Turned out the guy in the scooter had learning difficulties amd he had done it before |
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"The guy that pulled down his trousers and wanked in public as i walked past!
Wtf!
Yep all true! police got involved cause its a tunnel where school kids walk through! didnt want the eager prick traumatizing kids ffs
A few months ago my daughter was being followed by a guy in a mobility scooter who had his cock out wanking, and trying to get her attention. Police called.
Damm i didn`t mind it was funny at the time until i thought about others he may do it to! mind you it was a cold new years day, raining hard and he still got a stiffy he needs to get into porn and burn some excess testosterone lol
Turned out the guy in the scooter had learning difficulties amd he had done it before"
Obviously learnt how to wank and remember |
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