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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
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Now you mention it, I think I'll watch 'Charlie and the Choc factory' again this weekend coming |
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
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Sorry, thought you were sitting down my lovely. Shall I get you a soap box...or two...to help make it more obvious    |
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over a year ago
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Boxes
Boxes for sale, get yer boxes here!
See eye to eye with all the lovely fabbers.
Shorties special offer, buy one you get one free!
I said you buy one, you get one free!
Get yer boxes here! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
Sorry, thought you were sitting down my lovely. Shall I get you a soap box...or two...to help make it more obvious "
You get a raspberry for not being at the party  and I still haven't forgotten you asking if I was the same species.  |
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
Sorry, thought you were sitting down my lovely. Shall I get you a soap box...or two...to help make it more obvious
You get a raspberry for not being at the party and I still haven't forgotten you asking if I was the same species. "
I really enjoyed giving Raspberries   poor Stu needed some gentle treatment after the nipple bashing chest slapping he had to put up with.. Poor lad was so bruised  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I didnt ask...i said it was hard to believe we are. The diversity of humanity is to be cherished and embraced.
So give us a hug you lovely birthday girl  "
I'd blow you a kiss but I don't know the smiley for that. You owe me a cuddle anyway.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I cant help being 7 inches taller than you . Just means you look me straight in the Bosoms..this is never a bad thing. Also means when I look down I can see straight down your cleavage and very nice it looks too "
I have to admit I enjoy the view of my cleavage so I can't hold that against you.
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"I cant help being 7 inches taller than you . Just means you look me straight in the Bosoms..this is never a bad thing. Also means when I look down I can see straight down your cleavage and very nice it looks too
I have to admit I enjoy the view of my cleavage so I can't hold that against you.
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Oh Lickity of course you can and have many times held them against me.. squish squish |
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"Us 5ft'ers have to stick together...
Careful they don't try and stack us.
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If you can find a 4 footer, a 5 and a half footer and maybe a 6 footer...we have a potential Fab Russian doll scenario. |
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"Us 5ft'ers have to stick together...
Careful they don't try and stack us.
If you can find a 4 footer, a 5 and a half footer and maybe a 6 footer...we have a potential Fab Russian doll scenario. "
Ohh boy sorta like a spit roast but not quite.. ahh a catterpilla  |
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"There's lots of other things you could potentially be picked on for. Which would you prefer?
What are you going to throw at me?
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A piece of paper with the phone numbers of 2 smoking hot bi guys. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
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How high are you going to stand? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Us 5ft'ers have to stick together...
Careful they don't try and stack us.
If you can find a 4 footer, a 5 and a half footer and maybe a 6 footer...we have a potential Fab Russian doll scenario. "
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
How high are you going to stand?"
On my tippy toes.
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
How high are you going to stand?"
Or should that have said how low |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
How high are you going to stand?
Or should that have said how low"
What is it with the mods on this site, eh? There's another one that makes similar comments.
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
How high are you going to stand?
Or should that have said how low
What is it with the mods on this site, eh? There's another one that makes similar comments.
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Ah in my defence I have never met you, so either of the others probably have it right, I am just guessing at how little you really are |
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
How high are you going to stand?
Or should that have said how low
What is it with the mods on this site, eh? There's another one that makes similar comments.
Ah in my defence I have never met you, so either of the others probably have it right, I am just guessing at how little you really are "
I thought that was what the OP wanted in this thread? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My knees are still hurting from having to bend down to talk to you!!!!!!!
Was gonna do the 'throw a shrimp on the barbie' but I am sure everyone else did that already on Saturday pfffffffffffft"
You wore heels too!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
How high are you going to stand?
Or should that have said how low
What is it with the mods on this site, eh? There's another one that makes similar comments.
Ah in my defence I have never met you, so either of the others probably have it right, I am just guessing at how little you really are "
The first one I met didn't say hello just, God, you're short. |
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over a year ago
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"I'm 6ft 5 - heightism is a burden!
I'll cover the bottom shelves if you do the top ones?
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Absolutely. And you can sit on my face at gigs. SHOULDERS!! I meant shoulders |
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"My knees are still hurting from having to bend down to talk to you!!!!!!!
Was gonna do the 'throw a shrimp on the barbie' but I am sure everyone else did that already on Saturday pfffffffffffft
You wore heels too!
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3" that's all. Had I of worn my twin towers....... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
How high are you going to stand?
Or should that have said how low
What is it with the mods on this site, eh? There's another one that makes similar comments.
Ah in my defence I have never met you, so either of the others probably have it right, I am just guessing at how little you really are
I thought that was what the OP wanted in this thread?"
Just trying to lighten the mood of a recently gripey forum. We need more grope and less gripe (yes, I know this is a gripey thread ).
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"Anyhoos, your height is an advantage! Try being tall. Go shopping, I get the little people asking me to basically do their shopping!!!!!
They put the good stuff out of reach!
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For a good reason!!!!! It's stuff for the grown ups!!!!! |
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
How high are you going to stand?
On my tippy toes.
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Not very high then |
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"Anyhoos, your height is an advantage! Try being tall. Go shopping, I get the little people asking me to basically do their shopping!!!!!
They put the good stuff out of reach!
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The sweets and chocolates are always placed where children can get to them |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
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Oh get off your high horse and stop making such a 'big' deal about it! 
A
*using a step ladder - for health and safety reasons!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
Oh get off your high horse and stop making such a 'big' deal about it!
A
*using a step ladder - for health and safety reasons!
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I'm at just the right height to bite your... |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
Oh get off your high horse and stop making such a 'big' deal about it!
A
*using a step ladder - for health and safety reasons!
I'm at just the right height to bite your..."
A |
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over a year ago
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"Anyhoos, your height is an advantage! Try being tall. Go shopping, I get the little people asking me to basically do their shopping!!!!!"
Can we hire you out, I'll sit in the trolly seat , you can push and reach for stuff |
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Absolutely shocked at this thread!!! Totally outrageous !
But now you mention one of the best TV programmes - EVER - i like this line in the song:
So if you want to join me for a while,
Just grab your hat, we'll travel light, that's hobo style.
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
Oh get off your high horse and stop making such a 'big' deal about it!
A
*using a step ladder - for health and safety reasons!
I'm at just the right height to bite your...
A"
Obi you didnt come to the party I was telling someone at work about your Monks Chest this week.. Really made her laugh |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
Oh get off your high horse and stop making such a 'big' deal about it!
A
*using a step ladder - for health and safety reasons!
I'm at just the right height to bite your...
A
Obi you didnt come to the party I was telling someone at work about your Monks Chest this week.. Really made her laugh "
Life crap got in the way sadly. Seems we missed a cracking night.
And the bench is now under new ownership - sold it to a young couple from down south via eBay!!
Yet to see it appear in anyone's pics on here but hopefully it's getting some good use!
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"Anyhoos, your height is an advantage! Try being tall. Go shopping, I get the little people asking me to basically do their shopping!!!!!
Can we hire you out, I'll sit in the trolly seat , you can push and reach for stuff"
Touch my tits I'll cut your hands off!!! 70/30 split to me on the profit we will make by charging shed loads as they can't see the prices from their height
Deal? |
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
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I'm sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I just didn't see you down there |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
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Woo hoo..someone shorter than me.
Are you sure you're standing up? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
I'm sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I just didn't see you down there "
I can be a trip hazard you know.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
Woo hoo..someone shorter than me.
Are you sure you're standing up? "
I think tall.
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"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
I'm sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I just didn't see you down there
I can be a trip hazard you know.
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Fall forward... *bounce* |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
I'm sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I just didn't see you down there
I can be a trip hazard you know.
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I now understand the fez infatuation, Its benefits are twofold... Both warning sign and it gives you an extra few inches of height |
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The best comment I think i've ever seen from someone who may be considered slightly vertically challenged is that 'nature only grows you until you're perfect. Some take longer than others' |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
I'm sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I just didn't see you down there
I can be a trip hazard you know.
I now understand the fez infatuation, Its benefits are twofold... Both warning sign and it gives you an extra few inches of height "
I hadn't thought of that. I should wear it every day.
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
I'm sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I just didn't see you down there
I can be a trip hazard you know.
I now understand the fez infatuation, Its benefits are twofold... Both warning sign and it gives you an extra few inches of height
I hadn't thought of that. I should wear it every day.
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I feel a shopping trip for outfits that go with it coming on |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
I'm sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I just didn't see you down there
I can be a trip hazard you know.
I now understand the fez infatuation, Its benefits are twofold... Both warning sign and it gives you an extra few inches of height
I hadn't thought of that. I should wear it every day.
I feel a shopping trip for outfits that go with it coming on "
Everything goes with a Fez. I think I conclusively proved that on Saturday. |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"It seems it's perfectly acceptable for the good people of Fab to comment on my height in a derogatory manner.
I'm standing up for my rights to be treated equally.
I'm sorry, I would have responded earlier, but I just didn't see you down there
I can be a trip hazard you know.
I now understand the fez infatuation, Its benefits are twofold... Both warning sign and it gives you an extra few inches of height
I hadn't thought of that. I should wear it every day.
I feel a shopping trip for outfits that go with it coming on
Everything goes with a Fez. I think I conclusively proved that on Saturday. "
Ha yes you did actually |
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"I cant help being 7 inches taller than you . Just means you look me straight in the Bosoms..this is never a bad thing. Also means when I look down I can see straight down your cleavage and very nice it looks too
I have to admit I enjoy the view of my cleavage so I can't hold that against you.
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I think Cinnamon would love you to hold your cleavage against her x |
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"I cant help being 7 inches taller than you . Just means you look me straight in the Bosoms..this is never a bad thing. Also means when I look down I can see straight down your cleavage and very nice it looks too
I have to admit I enjoy the view of my cleavage so I can't hold that against you.
I think Cinnamon would love you to hold your cleavage against her x"
Ohh I have on more than one occaision |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I cant help being 7 inches taller than you . Just means you look me straight in the Bosoms..this is never a bad thing. Also means when I look down I can see straight down your cleavage and very nice it looks too
I have to admit I enjoy the view of my cleavage so I can't hold that against you.
I think Cinnamon would love you to hold your cleavage against her x
Ohh I have on more than one occaision "
The first time we met we were both bare breasted. Her's are considerably higher than mine.
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"I cant help being 7 inches taller than you . Just means you look me straight in the Bosoms..this is never a bad thing. Also means when I look down I can see straight down your cleavage and very nice it looks too
I have to admit I enjoy the view of my cleavage so I can't hold that against you.
I think Cinnamon would love you to hold your cleavage against her x
Ohh I have on more than one occaision
The first time we met we were both bare breasted. Her's are considerably higher than mine.
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LMAO this is true |
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