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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So there you two are, in the throws of passion, and enjoying every minute of it then you hear the words,'mummy' ur heart stops, ur cock goes south , u realise ur child has been stood there for a while and you haven't noticed. What do you say??  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"So there you two are, in the throws of passion, and enjoying every minute of it then you hear the words,'mummy' ur heart stops, ur cock goes south , u realise ur child has been stood there for a while and you haven't noticed. What do you say?? "
you are not saying if you are with your own partner or a swing buddy |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"So there you two are, in the throws of passion, and enjoying every minute of it then you hear the words,'mummy' ur heart stops, ur cock goes south , u realise ur child has been stood there for a while and you haven't noticed. What do you say??
you are not saying if you are with your own partner or a swing buddy"
I was wondering the same. |
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"So there you two are, in the throws of passion, and enjoying every minute of it then you hear the words,'mummy' ur heart stops, ur cock goes south , u realise ur child has been stood there for a while and you haven't noticed. What do you say?? "
Here's a fiver. Now don't mention any of this to Mummy. Or your Uncle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We've been caught a few times, not by our kids though 
Kates mom walked in on us once and caught Kate giving me a blow job.
Another time we were in the bath together. We thought we were alone in the house. Then her dad comes in the bathroom, had a piss and walked out. He never said a fookin word. He'd changed his shift at work, and was probably sleep walking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If this is with your partner and your child just catching their parents then we've all been there. Whats up honey? Lets get you back to bed, mum & dad were tickling usually does the trick.
If its a swing buddy that you're child is totally unaware of then the number for childline is 0800........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol don't you just love kids! I remember hearing my parents when I was younger, I used to go to the toilet or say I felt sick just so they'd stop banging!! Oooooh I was evil! Not that I knew what they were up to! |
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"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZSb64Yq8vc
cafeaulait have a look at this,it will put a smile on your face x"
...and then when you've watched that, click this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOVeDwFLd1Q&list=SL
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it happen to me with a ex girlfriend some years ago, we put a chain against the kitchen door so they couldnt get in, little did we know they were hid under the dinning room table, shock. hopefully they was too young to understand, and we didnt say a word to them about it and nothing was ever mentioned, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once left my daughter in front of the tv watching her fave sesame street video while i shot upstairs with my husband for a bit of afternoon delight. it was a fast furious fuck and afterwards i noticed the bedroom phone lying next to us on the bed. i did initially think we had knocked it onto the bed in the throes of passion. I sed to my husband wouldnt it be funny if someone was on the other end of the phone. i picked the phone up and sed...heeeeeeellllllllooooo, messing about, but my friends husband said hello back. turned out my daughter had come upstairs and put the phone next to us and went back downstairs and my friends hubby had heard all the fun we had been having |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hehe i died at the time. put the phone down and then the phone rang back. i pretended i was down stairs and didnt have a clue what he was on about. years later i owned up and he said he was turned on listening to us. |
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"hehe i died at the time. put the phone down and then the phone rang back. i pretended i was down stairs and didnt have a clue what he was on about. years later i owned up and he said he was turned on listening to us."
Hahaha, what a fantastic story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago I was baby sitting for friends and staying over, early morning I was woken up feeling a little body on me. It was their son, who was about 4 at the time. He was bouncing up and down on me
I asked him what he was doing, his reply
"What Daddy does to Mummy" !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wrong on so many levels.
Did u have 'a little chat' with his parents after?"
It is an experience I, his parents and even the boy, (who is now a man) look on in complete innocence. He had no idea what he was doing.
I am sorry if I have offended anyone and if admin wish to remove the post I will completely understand.
I will restate, it was done in innocence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I for one am not offended, i was a dirty little runt and wud have donethe same to you as a little boy.
Come to think of it I would probably do the same to you now .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So there you two are, in the throws of passion, and enjoying every minute of it then you hear the words,'mummy' ur heart stops, ur cock goes south , u realise ur child has been stood there for a while and you haven't noticed. What do you say??
you are not saying if you are with your own partner or a swing buddy
I was wondering the same."
well if that ever happened with a swinging buddie you not fit to have kids in the first place  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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did have a time when on holiday with my hubby and toddler daughter all sharing the same room. mid flow having sex with my husband my daughter had woken up and got on his back saying....giddy up daddy |
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It is amazing how quick we can go soft in that situation. I was sure my sons had some sort of sex radar or sibling prevention system. My ex and I used to be just about to get going - maybe spooning under the bed (just in case we were seen) and invariably there would be a figure at the door and to say the moment's gone would be an under statement.
Used to drive us both to distraction and I'll never know how they managed to time things so perfectly.
Kids, gotta love em. To go back to OP though - never were seen. Quilt hid blushes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So there you two are, in the throws of passion, and enjoying every minute of it then you hear the words,'mummy' ur heart stops, ur cock goes south , u realise ur child has been stood there for a while and you haven't noticed. What do you say?? "
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side??
Ooops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I share my home with my two youngest daughters - 19 and 23. I've lost count the times they've returned home just as I've been getting ready to entertain. Thankfully my playmates know the score and one has even phoned me on route to say my daughter is on the same train as him! He'd never met my daughter, but she is the spitting image.
Any how, now's she's at uni hundreds of miles away in Derby, and my other daughter works as a nurse, I finally thought I'd be able to get more fun in. I'm having surgery on Thursday and no sex for a month after, so for the last month since my daughter has gone to uni I've been trying to play.
Booked time off...daughter had wisdom teeth out so didn't go to work for a week. She went to spend time with her boyfriend, arranged meet, she didn't feel well and phoned to say she was on her way home - just as I was about to squeeze myself into one of my outfits.
Today, planned to meet my playmate this afternoon, but shattered after my trip to Derby yesterday so decided to "work" from home. My friend arrived early as I was at home and bled my radiators for me, hung my living and dining room curtains before we headed up to bed.
Had a wonderful time, but he said I'd drained him so he left early, around 2.30, when we would have been in full flow if I'd gone to work and come home early! Just had a shower and got dressed, cleaned and packed away the toys, made the bed put away the "man" stuff, came downstairs for a cuppa when in walks my daughter! I nearly choked!!
Apparently it was her day off and she'd been round her boyfriends. He has an interview for a job today at 3.30 so she came home!!
She'd have needed counselling for life if she'd come upstairs - my room door was open, to see her mum with a naked and bound men with a dildo up his whatsits!!! |
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Sassy,
See, fate can sometimes work both ways. At least you both got to play, you have newly hung curtains, toasty all over rads and a warm glow inside from the play. And your Daughter isn't a gibbering wreck in a corner. I so feel for you - and your play mates, we all get 'geared up' in anticipation and then things can put the brakes on just like that.
As a parent, I've never complained about the odd cancellation - you just know that sods law will often play it's hand at the worst possible time.
Glad you got to play though - sounded fun for both and no mental scarring.
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