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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

HELP,,,,,,,,,,,I've brocken a finger nail.

im feeling faint,,the rooms going dark.

I don't think im gonna make it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No tears or it will make shut of your mascara dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You had me going for a minute there.

I thought this thread was going to be about todays Earthquake in Nepal.

Yep. There's been another one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tea bag and nail glue will fix it ... So I've been told.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have a lie down, count to 10, perhaps it was all just a bad dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nightmare in mikkis case

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A nightmare in mikkis case

Its no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doing my best to keep a straight face after that last remark

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Doing my best to keep a straight face after that last remark "

Oh that's nice,,,ffs,i may need counselling after this.

I need to lay down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mikki darling, you know how I delight in the misfortune of others. This is music to my ears

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Nail clippers.. Emery board and two panadol or Valium if you got it xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you are looking for sympathy dear you will find it nicely tucked away in the dictionary. It's between shit and syphiis

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Put a plaster on it, then no one will be the wiser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put a plaster on it, then no one will be the wiser."

cant pick my nose with a plaster on my finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put a plaster on it, then no one will be the wiser.

cant pick my nose with a plaster on my finger"

OMG! NOW I SEE WHY IT'S A DISASTER!

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put a plaster on it, then no one will be the wiser.

cant pick my nose with a plaster on my finger"
use your thumb

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Put a plaster on it, then no one will be the wiser."

Especially one of those blue ones they use in food production environments, but that does depend on Mikki having some matching nail varnish

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"HELP,,,,,,,,,,,I've brocken a finger nail.

im feeling faint,,the rooms going dark.

I don't think im gonna make it"

Is it lodged in someones arse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't panic Mikki darling, take yourself of the the nearest Vietnamese nail bar and you can swap makeup tips while your dainty digit undergoes repairs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Don't panic Mikki darling, take yourself of the the nearest Vietnamese nail bar and you can swap makeup tips while your dainty digit undergoes repairs"

A good friend of mine had her nails done before going to Benidorm for a week. When she returned, she went to have the fakes removed and as she was in drab mode no one knew her until she took her hands out of her pockets

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