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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have just spent the weekend in Paris and learnt some very important lessons

lesson no 1

Be careful with your french (A level student here and was very smug about it -- until yesterday)

1. J'ai eu un malise (i felt ill)

2. J'ai en une Maliase (i shagged a Malaysian woman)

french anglo relations not helped over that dinner party chat then!

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By *eizvollWoman over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Would love to have seen their faces tho!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

they were vanilla friends!!! and actually they couldnt stop laughing at me

hubby is still smirking over it now

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

"I have just spent the weekend in Paris and learnt some very important lessons

lesson no 1

Be careful with your french (A level student here and was very smug about it -- until yesterday)

1. J'ai eu un malise (i felt ill)

2. J'ai en une Maliase (i shagged a Malaysian woman)

french anglo relations not helped over that dinner party chat then!

but knowing you No 2 was probably right anyway

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Friend of mine asked the way to the war (Guerre) instead of the station (Gare)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have just spent the weekend in Paris and learnt some very important lessons

lesson no 1

Be careful with your french (A level student here and was very smug about it -- until yesterday)

1. J'ai eu un malise (i felt ill)

2. J'ai en une Maliase (i shagged a Malaysian woman)

french anglo relations not helped over that dinner party chat then!

but knowing you No 2 was probably right anyway

lol no not done a Malaysian!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Friend of mine asked the way to the war (Guerre) instead of the station (Gare)"

lovely new pics Pet xxxxx

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

"I have just spent the weekend in Paris and learnt some very important lessons

lesson no 1

Be careful with your french (A level student here and was very smug about it -- until yesterday)

1. J'ai eu un malise (i felt ill)

2. J'ai en une Maliase (i shagged a Malaysian woman)

french anglo relations not helped over that dinner party chat then!

but knowing you No 2 was probably right anyway

lol no not done a Malaysian!!!"

hadn't you better add the word 'yet' after that statement?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Friend of mine asked the way to the war (Guerre) instead of the station (Gare)

lovely new pics Pet xxxxx"

Thanks, you need to check my new MSN one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

mmmmmm im considering it! but if im honest (and i like to try to be) then i would pass on that one

bit too small and petite for me and hubby would sulk if he didnt have the boobs to play with!

having said that i did leave him in Paris so gawd knows what he gets up to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Friend of mine asked the way to the war (Guerre) instead of the station (Gare)

lovely new pics Pet xxxxx

Thanks, you need to check my new MSN one lol"

i cant my msn has just decided not to work anymore!

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Friend of mine asked the way to the war (Guerre) instead of the station (Gare)

lovely new pics Pet xxxxx

Thanks, you need to check my new MSN one lol

i cant my msn has just decided not to work anymore! "

oh bum

can you receive emails?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Friend of mine asked the way to the war (Guerre) instead of the station (Gare)

lovely new pics Pet xxxxx

Thanks, you need to check my new MSN one lol

i cant my msn has just decided not to work anymore!

oh bum

can you receive emails?"

oh yes

i just have to log in and get them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooooooops! lol

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By *arambarMan over a year ago

swindon

When I lived in France my colleagues always used to snigger when I said I had a sore neck (j'ai mal au cou) cause they said it sounded like I was saying I had a sore arse (j'ai mal au cul).

The 2 words look very un-similar, but trust me it takes a proper French person to be able to differentiate between the two words, as to me they're both pronounced 'coo'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dessus and dessous were always the ones that gave me problems. Never did quite get that one sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when we did a european trip earlier on in the year i didnt have an issue with the language barrier. we were on a nudist beach, my very first time. there i was picking the flaking skin off me muff to look up and find some french guys wanking off watching me....hehe must be a froggie thing

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