Never nod off on the sofa, on a Sunday, with BBC1 on the telly. I was in the stated of being half awake and still half asleep and the sounds I could hear were very confusing......... bloody Songs of Praise! |
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"Never nod off on the sofa, on a Sunday, with BBC1 on the telly. I was in the stated of being half awake and still half asleep and the sounds I could hear were very confusing......... bloody Songs of Praise!"
Hallejlulah ! |
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"its never a good idea to wake up dead
Unless the alternative thought is that you have been drugged by Cliff Richard  "
Yeah id rather wake up dead than that alternative |
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Oh a slightly different subject… I bought one of those air fresheners with a motion sensor for the bathroom yesterday. Much, much later, when I was half asleep and had forgotten all about it, I decided I needed a pee before falling asleep. I’d just sat down when the little motor started. I swear it sounded just like a gremlin. No I didn’t think it was a gremlin, but for the split second before I heard the air freshener squirt out, I did think “What the FUCK….” |
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