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Why cant i get a meet ?
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really baffled as to why I cant get a meet ?
been here for 56 years !
surely the fact that ive have three eyes, a wooden leg and live and home with my mom cant be a turn off sureley ?
Im a nice guy...honest. Ask my social worker if you don't believe me ?
and im good at poems...
Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
Have you got a big bum ?
Well , yes..its true ?
see ? lmao !   |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"really baffled as to why I cant get a meet ?
been here for 56 years !
surely the fact that ive have three eyes, a wooden leg and live and home with my mom cant be a turn off sureley ?
Im a nice guy...honest. Ask my social worker if you don't believe me ?
and im good at poems...
Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
Have you got a big bum ?
Well , yes..its true ?
see ? lmao ! "
Sorry, the cuppa is a deal-breaker.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you tried sacrificing a chicken before each message? And also attaching a photo of said dead chicken to prove you've done it and are respectful to the great lord Satan (there are followers about, see the other forum threads)?
No? That'll be why then.
Yes? That'll be an institution for you then!
P.s. say you're a bi woman, you'll get loads of meets. They won't last long though.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was advised that women love to receive " fancy a shag " messages...and even follow the "i messaged you one minute ago" and not had a reply rule ?...
has the world gone mad ? lol "
Do you follow it up with a "I didn't want to fuck you anyway, you fat old slag?"
Women love being talked dirty to on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"good advice peeps !...lessons learned..
1 , show absoulty no repsect.
2 , learn to spell
4 , learn to count "
Don't forget, be helpful. Point out grammar errors on the ladies profile. Shows you're smart and helpful! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same old whinging can't get a meet
It's simple go to clubs or organised socials we know one guy with over 400 veri
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You do understand humour don't you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same old whinging can't get a meet
It's simple go to clubs or organised socials we know one guy with over 400 veri
You do understand humour don't you? "
Humour? Damnit I was taking notes here. 'You dirty slag' - said in German accent. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I was advised that women love to receive " fancy a shag " messages...and even follow the "i messaged you one minute ago" and not had a reply rule ?...
has the world gone mad ? lol "
Demand that they meet now! Within the next half an hour because your hard and horny.
Before they have a chance to respond ask what they are wearing and/ or what they are into?
Don't forget to call them babe/ babes/ baby. Women love that shit! |
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"I was advised that women love to receive " fancy a shag " messages...and even follow the "i messaged you one minute ago" and not had a reply rule ?...
has the world gone mad ? lol
Demand that they meet now! Within the next half an hour because your hard and horny.
Before they have a chance to respond ask what they are wearing and/ or what they are into?
Don't forget to call them babe/ babes/ baby. Women love that shit! "
I like bebe myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was advised that women love to receive " fancy a shag " messages...and even follow the "i messaged you one minute ago" and not had a reply rule ?...
has the world gone mad ? lol
Demand that they meet now! Within the next half an hour because your hard and horny.
Before they have a chance to respond ask what they are wearing and/ or what they are into?
Don't forget to call them babe/ babes/ baby. Women love that shit!
I like bebe myself "
Baby girl or bae is much better for us older patrons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same old whinging can't get a meet
It's simple go to clubs or organised socials we know one guy with over 400 veri
You do understand humour don't you?
Humour? Damnit I was taking notes here. 'You dirty slag' - said in German accent. "
You've pulled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite understandableableable...miss lovely...
afterall , when a woman is in bed with her fella , punctuality is major part in what happens next
xx "
Puncture my ality any day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let your mum stay. We'll be quiet and it's always handy for someone to make you a sandwich and tea and toast afterwards "
And she can shout out words of encouragement too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well....as its my mom and I didn't want her to go far...ive asked here to go to the garage and wash the car...thought strategically it was a good move ! lol "
If I pop mine on the drive and we go at it twice will she have time to give it a once over |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"cheers _educed !..sounds like brilliant advice ! "
No worries.
Psst! If you can add a fuck in a truck in a lay-by or a meet in a random hotel particularly if it's a woman (or man) you have never spoke to before then take it from me...instant success and maximum fecking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm bookmarking this forum post it is an opening my eyes. And I'm sure the legs of many a fine filly (see I've learnt how to refer to the 'ho's to get them moist) will be opening too.......
Never a lonely night to be had again.......
J |
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