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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Yep, I can still do it, but unfortunately I can no longer recover like one  By crikey, I'm bloody knackered after a full on weekend in Benidorm...and whilst the incident with the dwarf will (hopefully) stay in Benidorm and the least said about that, the better I had a great time (although I lost a pair of Raybans and had to replace them at the airport)
How was the Jaydee's party? I'm waiting impatiently on UN LOS sending me piccies of him and Lech the Pole - what other scurrilous gossip is there from the big event? |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Did you top up your lobster look? Did Nicole get all the action? Does your hip need tightening?
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I wore Factor 50 in the shade, a burkha when I needed to venture into the sun and spent last night mostly sleepless expecting a call to pick Nicole up from a Spanish clink as I left her out with one of the other girls and they didn't come back to the apartments until 8.45am this morning when we were being picked up at 9.30...and you how long it takes a TV to get changed and pack!!! I've delivered her home, still half pissed - I tell you, it's very unusual for me to be the sensible one |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?
Tell ya when I see ya 
Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! 
She was Snow White, but drifted..... "
He said, "I'm not happy you know" so I said "which one are you then?"
The old ones are the best |
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"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?
Tell ya when I see ya
Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf!
She was Snow White, but drifted.....
He said, "I'm not happy you know" so I said "which one are you then?"
The old ones are the best "
Indeed, although their saggy bollocks means they can sit with their legs out like on a bean bag.
Benidorm....*sigh*....Christ, I love sex with classy women!  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.
We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin" "
I didn't fuck him, but I haven't dared watch the video   |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Tell us (in graphic detail) about the dwarf orgy?
Tell ya when I see ya
Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf!
She was Snow White, but drifted.....
He said, "I'm not happy you know" so I said "which one are you then?"
The old ones are the best
Indeed, although their saggy bollocks means they can sit with their legs out like on a bean bag.
Benidorm....*sigh*....Christ, I love sex with classy women! "
What can I say...I was a Benidorm Virgin until now |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.
We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin"
I didn't fuck him, but I haven't dared watch the video "
There's a video!!! |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.
We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin"
I didn't fuck him, but I haven't dared watch the video
There's a video!!!"
Apparently |
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"You had the burkha on when you shagged the dwarf didn't you.
We're all the other dwarves outside the door singing "dopey fucked a penguin"
I didn't fuck him, but I haven't dared watch the video
There's a video!!!"
it's not very long.... |
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