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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. I couldn't get it washed fast enough. Totally bizarre, but also totally true.
Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. I couldn't get it washed fast enough. Totally bizarre, but also totally true.
Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence? "
I hope you shouted SPIDERMAN as you flicked it off your hand  |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. I couldn't get it washed fast enough. Totally bizarre, but also totally true.
Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence?
I hope you shouted SPIDERMAN as you flicked it off your hand "
I was too busy teleporting to the nearest sink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. I couldn't get it washed fast enough. Totally bizarre, but also totally true.
Has anyone else had an unlikely occurrence?
I hope you shouted SPIDERMAN as you flicked it off your hand "
You don't say "Spiderman" you say "Thwip" because that's the noise Spideys webs make.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting. "
You need to find an alternative ice cream shop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I've managed to accidentally put my hand in a puddle of someone else's cum in a vanilla setting.
You need to find an alternative ice cream shop!"
sounds like it IS an alternative ice cream shop!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found this and thought of you 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF_-BhWcX3g&feature=youtu.be
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What is the point in commenting when I'm totally speechless? Shudder.
I'm just going to bleach my eyeballs now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm eating pasta with mayonnaise,I'm not watching that video.
I lost my keys today and after spending 10 minutes scratching my head because I knew I had just taken them out of my bag,I found them under the cat. No semen involved. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should I be proud that I've just managed to fit four fingers up my arse...? Erm. That's unusual?!"
"Proud"? You should be awarded a lill' badge and maybe a sash an'a tiara |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"LOL Tina I guess no one watched it.. there would be alot of EWWWwww s going on  
I know not to look.
I did.. curiosity got the better of me; I've learnt my lesson!  "
Unless it's about Minions or a music link I don't look. There are people with eye-bleach shares on here.
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