Log + two left feet = falling in a ditch and spraining a wrist!
Not me, for the record! 
Oh and falling over a bean bag and breaking the spindle thingies on the banister.
Also not me!
Slipping on a puddle and landing on your bum.
Yeah that one was me!
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In a mad huff nagged by ex wife due to drip in loft i went up in it nude stepped across beams put bucket in place lost balance legs either side of beam and through ceiling blood everywhere splinters in my bits. |
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"Hairline skull fracture.
Broken ribs.
Stabbed three times.
Bottled once.
Shot once.
Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out."
You have more than 9 lives!  |
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"Hairline skull fracture.
Broken ribs.
Stabbed three times.
Bottled once.
Shot once.
Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out."
Err.... on that note...Thanks for the invite to go for coffee but think I will pass
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As an inquisitive child, i wondered what would happen if i put my foot in the spokes on the front wheel of my bike.
The answer, just so you don't need to find out yourself, is that your face meets the kerb, removing copious amounts of skin and flesh and you also knock out some teeth and badly sprain your wrists too |
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Glad to see its not just me that's a bit clumsy!
"In a mad huff nagged by ex wife due to drip in loft i went up in it nude stepped across beams put bucket in place lost balance legs either side of beam and through ceiling blood everywhere splinters in my bits."
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch! |
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"Hairline skull fracture.
Broken ribs.
Stabbed three times.
Bottled once.
Shot once.
Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out.
You have more than 9 lives! "
HAD 9 lives.......
I have a few minor injuries too.
If you look on my forehead over my left eye I have a nice scar, only really visible when I frown.
And a little lump missing on the bridge of my nose.
Forgot the scar tissue on my elbow from a bike accident. Triumph bonneville, Gales HSB, black ice..... Enough said.  |
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"Hairline skull fracture.
Broken ribs.
Stabbed three times.
Bottled once.
Shot once.
Separate occasions and events, not one crap night out.
Err.... on that note...Thanks for the invite to go for coffee but think I will pass
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Wahahahaha.
At least it wouldn't be a dull date.  |
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