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Appeal to all you lovely forum contributors....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening "
Don't think you need to worry, think there is always going to be plenty of willykins to perv over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll whatsapp u as i wank at ur pics xxx
I LOVE COCK loving women..I get hard just thinking of licking,and fucking...especially when I know your wet..
love the idea of fucking from behind...pulling hair towards me...a lick of the tongue..and more fanny banging  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scarlet - Until the next get yer cock out for the ladies thread... In my current avatar you see my hands, ponder for one moment if you will what i like to do with those hands to my cock. I'm sure that'll waste a moment or two of your day, no?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scarlet - Until the next get yer cock out for the ladies thread... In my current avatar you see my hands, ponder for one moment if you will what i like to do with those hands to my cock. I'm sure that'll waste a moment or two of your day, no??"
Talk about making it hard work for me  |
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I think most single guys asking for advice will hopefully find their own way, rather than taking the views of the few on the forum. Let's hope so anyway, as there are plenty of people getting lots of meets who don't contribute to the forum. |
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"I think most single guys asking for advice will hopefully find their own way, rather than taking the views of the few on the forum. Let's hope so anyway, as there are plenty of people getting lots of meets who don't contribute to the forum."
You're right, I read somewhere (on a forum thread) that only about 2% of fab members use the forum. It barely matters as most men begging for help don't actually change anything or take a blind bit of notice of any advice anyway.
Scarlet? I think the cock pics will stay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like a cock pic in context but the profiles where it's the same knob from 17 different angles, occasionally accessorised by toilet bowl and/or socks, they can piss off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like a cock pic in context but the profiles where it's the same knob from 17 different angles, occasionally accessorised by toilet bowl and/or socks, they can piss off."
Well that stands to reason.....I'm not going to have a lady wank looking at just any old cock pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cocks are good
shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...
suck it
Definitely social only "
not one for bjs anyway...up yer social chuff then am off x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cocks are good
shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...
suck it
Definitely social only
not one for bjs anyway...up yer social chuff then am off x"
lied about not loving bj's btw lol |
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Allow individuals to show whatever pics they decide,whether its a toilet seat or grand hotel in background,it will attract whoever it attracts..
Do men try and tell women not to show their tits? I don't think so.
Remember,it is cock that lots of us are on the site for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about those of us who are shy timid creatures?
I'm not saying you should get your cock out, just please don't scare others into hiding "
I have never advised another member about their member, one way or the other. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cocks are good
shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...
suck it
Kinky sod"
anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Cocks are good
shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...
suck it
Kinky sod
anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet "
It worked....it is throbbing like a goodun.  |
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"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!
*goes off to invent a new angle
My cock is at a reflex angle "
You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening "
so as a result of your desire to see cock pics and perv on them....which is fine in my opinion....have you..since been ininundated with more pics.? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cocks are good
shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...
suck it
Kinky sod
anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet
It worked....it is throbbing like a goodun. "
it throbs.
it smells.
and I'm in glasgow...wanna sort oot yer fandan ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you trying to tell me you don't have a secret file of cock pics to perv over on your phone/laptop 
No.
My next question is why not?? "
I meant no .... that isn't what I'm trying to tell you
I just don't think that guys should feel like they have to hide their cock pics, that's all |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Cocks are good
shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...
suck it
Kinky sod
anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet
It worked....it is throbbing like a goodun.
it throbs.
it smells.
and I'm in glasgow...wanna sort oot yer fandan ffs"
Bloody hell, you must have a huge conk to be able to smell it from there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!
*goes off to invent a new angle "
My cock is at an a-Cute angle But have now taken it off my profile photos. |
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"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!
*goes off to invent a new angle
My cock is at a reflex angle
You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that "
I'm waiting for my right wing conservative friend to appear..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cocks are good
shoves unwashed (3weeks)cock in mouth...bits of growing cheese flaking off ma foreskin...
suck it
Kinky sod
anything to get your wet snatch throbbingly wet
It worked....it is throbbing like a goodun.
it throbs.
it smells.
and I'm in glasgow...wanna sort oot yer fandan ffs
Bloody hell, you must have a huge conk to be able to smell it from there"
maybe its just fucking super smelly x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!
*goes off to invent a new angle
My cock is at a reflex angle
You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that
I'm waiting for my right wing conservative friend to appear..... "
I heardd he is suffering from a priapism caused by a metal triple cock ring he hasn't been able to remove for days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you even want to see the cheesy crusty cocks?
Scratch n sniff.  "
I broke my nails on your coarse fanny hair..and burned my nasal fringe smelling that sulphuricflange |
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"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!
*goes off to invent a new angle
My cock is at a reflex angle
You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that
I'm waiting for my right wing conservative friend to appear.....
I heardd he is suffering from a priapism
caused by a metal triple cock ring he
hasn't been able to remove for days :-
D"
He?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just don't want people seeing my Crown Jewels, fussy who gets the privilege "
That's your prerogative and I am not for one minute suggesting that everyone gets their cocks out ....but if you were asking for profile advice, I'm asking that those giving it don't immediately start with the "anything but cock pics" comments. ....it is mostly not a serious thread too...I'm not the forum police (just a perv) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!
*goes off to invent a new angle
My cock is at a reflex angle
You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that
I'm waiting for my right wing conservative friend to appear.....
I heardd he is suffering from a priapism
caused by a metal triple cock ring he
hasn't been able to remove for days :-
D
He? "
Don't come all innocent .... |
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"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!
*goes off to invent a new angle
My cock is at a reflex angle
You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that
I'm waiting for my right wing
conservative friend to appear.....
I heardd he is suffering from a priapism
caused by a metal triple cock ring he
hasn't been able to remove for days :-
He?
Don't come all innocent .... "
Moi?  anyway, the person in question has been quiet since the
election. The Genial Erection, that is |
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"I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening "
Well this is a rare occurrence. A woman who likes viewing two dimensional images of the human penis, and is also happy to admit it. OP didn't you know you're only allowed to like the real thing. You must not have got the memo that's given out to all women when they join up.
A photograph of one on fab is seen as the product of Satan himself and as far as I can tell, causes women viewing them to fly into an uncontrollable rage. As a woman on fab you should be posting incessantly about how much these images upset you, not how much you like them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you trying to tell me you don't have a secret file of cock pics to perv over on your phone/laptop
No.
My next question is why not??
I meant no .... that isn't what I'm trying to tell you
I just don't think that guys should feel like they have to hide their cock pics, that's all "
Knew it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you even want to see the cheesy crusty cocks?
Scratch n sniff.
I broke my nails on your coarse fanny hair..and burned my nasal fringe smelling that sulphuricflange"
Moist and scented like a cheese toastie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening
Well this is a rare occurrence. A woman who likes viewing two dimensional images of the human penis, and is also happy to admit it. OP didn't you know you're only allowed to like the real thing. You must not have got the memo that's given out to all women when they join up.
A photograph of one on fab is seen as the product of Satan himself and as far as I can tell, causes women viewing them to fly into an uncontrollable rage. As a woman on fab you should be posting incessantly about how much these images upset you, not how much you like them!"
I'm hanging my head in shame...I thought there was something amiss. ..who do I complain to for having not received a full induction into the site?? |
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"What you even want to see the cheesy crusty cocks?
Scratch n sniff.
I broke my nails on your coarse fanny hair..and burned my nasal fringe smelling that sulphuricflange
Moist and scented like a cheese toastie "
10 year old Stilton |
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"I know you think you are helping, and I know you mean well, but can you please stop advising the lovely gents of fab to put their cocks away?..... I lead a simple existence whereby the highlight of my day is having a good old fashioned perv. What will I perv on if all cocks were hidden???... Please, I beg of you, spare a thought for me before dishing out your profile advice. Thank you for listening
Well this is a rare occurrence. A woman who likes viewing two dimensional images of the human penis, and is also happy to admit it. OP didn't you know you're only allowed to like the real thing. You must not have got the memo that's given out to all women when they join up.
A photograph of one on fab is seen as the product of Satan himself and as far as I can tell, causes women viewing them to fly into an uncontrollable rage. As a woman on fab you should be posting incessantly about how much these images upset you, not how much you like them!
I'm hanging my head in shame...I thought there was something amiss. ..who do I complain to for having not received a full induction into the site??"
Complain to the moderators. They should have sent you a list of site rules when you signed up. Number one for women being 'you must hate cock pics and complain about them incessantly' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they can keep them on profile, but surely you dont like to see it from every conceivable close up angle?!
*goes off to invent a new angle
My cock is at a reflex angle
You probably need to see YeOldeWitchDoc about that
I'm waiting for my right wing
conservative friend to appear.....
I heardd he is suffering from a priapism
caused by a metal triple cock ring he
hasn't been able to remove for days :-
He?
Don't come all innocent ....
Moi? anyway, the person in question has been quiet since the
election. The Genial Erection, that is "
He couldn't cope with the stiff competition |
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Someone could make the most reasoned argument against an overload of cock pics per profile and some will do their best to ignore them.
I like to see some cock and am something of a fussy cow, preferring some and not others. |
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