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You know you`re getting old when?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ur ears need a haircut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you're having your upper lip waxed and your beautician says, "shall I get that black hair on your chin too?"

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"When you're having your upper lip waxed and your beautician says, "shall I get that black hair on your chin too?" "

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Liver spots appear and you tell people that you've always had freckles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you spend the afternoon fucking and your hips are done in.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"When you spend the afternoon fucking and your hips are done in. "

Agreed

But my hips were fucked even before I started getting fucked

Oh the physical sacrifices I endure daily for some cock

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By *epper123Woman  over a year ago

London

The only way you can keel up with the newest phrases teenagers are using is by helping your kids with their homework on the changing English language .... just saying.

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By *epper123Woman  over a year ago

London

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you spend the afternoon fucking and your hips are done in.

Agreed

But my hips were fucked even before I started getting fucked

Oh the physical sacrifices I endure daily for some cock "

Think mine were fucked up beforehand as well. Gonna have to stop getting with younger guys and stick with someone my pace maybe.

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By *aughty PedroMan  over a year ago

London

when a old lady gives up her seat to you on the train or bus

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By *lacksausageMan  over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

When you get fucked all the time and you don't / can't get to fuck!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"When you spend the afternoon fucking and your hips are done in.

Agreed

But my hips were fucked even before I started getting fucked

Oh the physical sacrifices I endure daily for some cock

Think mine were fucked up beforehand as well. Gonna have to stop getting with younger guys and stick with someone my pace maybe. "

Hell no girlfriend

Get down with the young um dudes I think the current phrase is

I know I'm getting old when I remembered phrases and trends the first time around

Like the 70's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you spend the afternoon fucking and your hips are done in.

Agreed

But my hips were fucked even before I started getting fucked

Oh the physical sacrifices I endure daily for some cock

Think mine were fucked up beforehand as well. Gonna have to stop getting with younger guys and stick with someone my pace maybe.

Hell no girlfriend

Get down with the young um dudes I think the current phrase is

I know I'm getting old when I remembered phrases and trends the first time around

Like the 70's

"

Right then boss, will stick with my usual then, and take up more offers for massages.

Ps i don't remember the much of 70s.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you need a selfie stick to read the text messages on your phone

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By *ertiVogtsMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"ur ears need a haircut "

My ears had a haircut yesterday!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"When you spend the afternoon fucking and your hips are done in.

Agreed

But my hips were fucked even before I started getting fucked

Oh the physical sacrifices I endure daily for some cock

Think mine were fucked up beforehand as well. Gonna have to stop getting with younger guys and stick with someone my pace maybe.

Hell no girlfriend

Get down with the young um dudes I think the current phrase is

I know I'm getting old when I remembered phrases and trends the first time around

Like the 70's

Right then boss, will stick with my usual then, and take up more offers for massages.

Ps i don't remember the much of 70s."

Lol wounded xxx

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I don't either I was pissed most of the seventies, those were the days!

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"ur ears need a haircut "

Quite often the nostrils too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your men ask you why your still kneeling 10 mins after he came

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By *asonnosaMMan  over a year ago

Grantham

Lmfao quality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you spend the afternoon fucking and your hips are done in.

Agreed

But my hips were fucked even before I started getting fucked

Oh the physical sacrifices I endure daily for some cock

Think mine were fucked up beforehand as well. Gonna have to stop getting with younger guys and stick with someone my pace maybe.

Hell no girlfriend

Get down with the young um dudes I think the current phrase is

I know I'm getting old when I remembered phrases and trends the first time around

Like the 70's

Right then boss, will stick with my usual then, and take up more offers for massages.

Ps i don't remember the much of 70s.

Lol wounded xxx "

I was born not long after Elvis died, or just before he died, some time around then anyway, 73.

@bobby I pissed away my 90s lol.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*puts Saga magazine away and remembers he is just starting a midlife crisis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you haven't been on the xbox for 3 years

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Doesn't know what an xbox is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Doesn't know what an xbox is "

It's a box with an x on it.

I'm still down with the youth, only coz my kids won't leave home though.

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