So, there we were, Mrs ddc atop one of the freezers in Iceland, her skirt hitched up and legs akimbo. Just as I was about to, you know, 'take the plunge', I noticed they were doing pizzas for 38p, so went to get a trolley instead.
Having told Mrs ddc, I'm now in the doghouse for stopping mid flagrante delicto. 
I must really stop checking the forums last thing before bed...
Mr ddc |
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Sometimes if I manage to knock my alarm off before waking I dream that I have got up, showered, dressed, had breakfast and am driving to work. then I wake up. Freaky and disorientating |
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"Sometimes if I manage to knock my alarm off before waking I dream that I have got up, showered, dressed, had breakfast and am driving to work. then I wake up. Freaky and disorientating"
Or those ones where you awake from a nightmare, and you lie there in the dark thinking "thank feck I woke up from THAT".
Then something weird happens, and you realise you're still dreaming. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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I have random dreams I am alone in a silent world....not even birds in the trees - I find it very scary. I also have a LOT of sex dreams....so vivid that I actually wake up cumming - an amazing feeling and it really happens because when I put my hand there it is soaking  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"I have woken up to a cold foot kicking me amid cries of stop snoring.
And it wasn't even a bad dream.
Mrs DDC"
Hahahaaaa I have done this to my OH on more than one occasion  ear plugs have saved me from doing prison time |
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