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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I still wouldnt be as intelligent as a woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still wouldn't ask for directions when i get lost!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I still wouldnt try and knock an half inch tack in with a lump hammer

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By *ixson-BallsMan over a year ago

Blackpool

would you tire of standing up for a piss??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If i was a man.i would sit...and poke it down the hole . less mess too

And if.i stood...my aim would be better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i still wouldn't drive and/or navigate badly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still wouldn't talk to your chest (yeah right)

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

I wouldnt dive in trying to put together an ikea flat pack without looking at the manual fisrt!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't flick channels constantly during the ads

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

I wouldnt sniff my fingers after i have scratched my balls, EVER!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

i wouldnt be so bitter,and jealous,i would already be,the superiour sex.

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By *inklinkMan over a year ago

Rotherham

Lmao you girls crack me up! Stick the kettle on and make us a sandwich will ya! X

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By *asochrisMan over a year ago

cardiff

Did this turn into a lesbian site??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldnt whinge like a bitch because no-one replied to my messages and i couldnt get laid by everyone I sent a "wanna fuck?" message to

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"I wouldnt whinge like a bitch because no-one replied to my messages and i couldnt get laid by everyone I sent a "wanna fuck?" message to

you would likely get a negative response,from yourself anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldnt whinge like a bitch because no-one replied to my messages and i couldnt get laid by everyone I sent a "wanna fuck?" message to

you would likely get a negative response,from yourself anyway."

and deny myself the pleasure of blocking myself?!

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By *ertnbeckyCouple over a year ago

oldham

"I still wouldnt be as intelligent as a woman

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and if my aunty had balls she,d be my uncle

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"would you tire of standing up for a piss??

It's overrated.... I much prefer multiple orgasms

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I would miss my superior dress sense..

viva la camp guys..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And of course your natural modesty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I were a man, I would not miss having periods!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"And of course your natural modesty!

yes........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i was a man i would know what it feel like to have a hard on , lol jo xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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If I was a man id get my wife to put the bins out

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By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

Well as I am a guy (at least the last time I had a feel I was) I'm already

Articulate

Bright

Charming

Debonair

Exicting

F**kable

Giving

Hedonistic

Interesting

Jovial

Kissable

Lovable

Modest

Needy (

)

Oportunistic

Popular (ok I know stretching it here)

Quick

Rational

Sexy

Tantalising

Uncontollable

Virile

Willing

(e)xhausting (well you try and think of something begining with X!)

Youthful

Zoological

now can you resist a REAL man girls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If women were men they would have ta pack the skulls out with something to stop the brains from rattling round xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"If women were men they would have ta pack the skulls out with something to stop the brains from rattling round xx

We'll do what men do and fill them with cotton wool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If women were men they would have ta pack the skulls out with something to stop the brains from rattling round xx

We'll do what men do and fill them with cotton wool

Told ya before the reason why men act thick is so women dont feel left out xx

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If women were men they would have ta pack the skulls out with something to stop the brains from rattling round xx

We'll do what men do and fill them with cotton wool

Told ya before the reason why men act thick is so women dont feel left out xx

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for some men acting thick IS NOT an act so turn ya neck in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If women were men they would have ta pack the skulls out with something to stop the brains from rattling round xx

We'll do what men do and fill them with cotton wool

Told ya before the reason why men act thick is so women dont feel left out xx

for some men acting thick IS NOT an act so turn ya neck in

Never thought a that xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol. Love this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i was a man i'd write a witty retort, however being the 'inferior' sex whatever i'd write would be wrong anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldnt whinge like a bitch because no-one replied to my messages and i couldnt get laid by everyone I sent a "wanna fuck?" message to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If women were men they would have ta pack the skulls out with something to stop the brains from rattling round xx

tissue paper from lingerie boxes readily available, similar matter to that already packed in male brain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if I were a man

I'd drive a white van

I'd shout from it corrrrr!

n open the door

I'd have a rug in the back

n on it I'd shag

after that, I'd ave a fag.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If I was a man I'd think I was clever. I much prefer being a woman and knowing it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd hate being a man - so hard to be soft

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